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We toast with bitter dregs, to our emptiness.
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It’s John Fashanu’s birthday. Here’s a quick guide on how to pronounce his name correctly.
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John Fashanu
YouTube video by RR DD
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September 18, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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Good Timmy Times, Bad Timmy Times

#kidzep
September 18, 2026 at 1:25 PM
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Blue-Y-Aur Stomp

#kidzep
September 18, 2026 at 1:14 PM
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Ofcom's broadcasting code is supposed to prevent "political bodies" from owning a UK broadcasting license, and yet ...

bylinetimes.com/2026/09/17/n...
Nigel Farage Handed Platform by GB News to Defend Reform UK's £72m Donations From Crypto Billionaires
"These donations are completely legal," insisted the Reform UK leader as he used his first appearance as a GB News host for six months to dismiss all questions about where his party is getting its rec...
bylinetimes.com
September 18, 2026 at 1:52 PM
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Well. There’s only 15 left now. Might have to seriously consider doing another print run…

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September 18, 2026 at 10:56 AM
Mam, the flashbacks have started again
Far more horse genitalia than I was expecting. Well done ancient sisters with needles.
September 18, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Working at a university and having to regularly fend off parents feeling they are entitled to info on their (adult!) children, this is not in the slightest unexpected
September 18, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Happy Friday everyone
September 18, 2026 at 12:46 PM
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if you EVER get called for a meeting and they say “don’t bring a union rep”

bring a union rep
'The University and College Union (UCU)’s Edinburgh branch said staff had been called into “informal meetings at less than 24 hours' notice” and told not to bring union representatives.'
Fear and anger as university set to announce 'massive course and programme closures'
Asked to respond, a university spokesperson said that staff and students were recently informed of changes to “our future academic offering across…
www.heraldscotland.com
September 18, 2026 at 10:17 AM
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This. This includes the tactic of being so inflexible with meeting dates that your caseworker can't attend (which we've seen reported elsewhere). Your legal rights trump their busy calendar and refusal to treat your own schedule with respect.
if you EVER get called for a meeting and they say “don’t bring a union rep”

bring a union rep
'The University and College Union (UCU)’s Edinburgh branch said staff had been called into “informal meetings at less than 24 hours' notice” and told not to bring union representatives.'
September 18, 2026 at 11:59 AM
Guardian head office, seeing all those AI news headlines from the last week
I don’t think I’m hearing this in my head the way they expected me to.
September 18, 2026 at 10:36 AM
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I don’t think I’m hearing this in my head the way they expected me to.
September 16, 2026 at 9:46 PM
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September 18, 2026 at 7:38 AM
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"RNLI crew members had been forced to take their permits off their cars after their tyres have been repeatedly slashed. Most of them have been pilloried at the school gates or turned away from local pubs. One man who worked in search and rescue had been beaten unconscious and hospitalised"
I have spent weeks shadowing the RNLI and I can tell you, they do it out of nothing more than compassion.

Wrote about the heroes I've met over the years in this free-to-read post.

nicolakelly.substack.com/p/the-rnli-a...
The RNLI aren't traitors; they're heroes
I have spent weeks shadowing lifeboat crews. Here's what they do and what it's like.
nicolakelly.substack.com
September 18, 2026 at 6:45 AM
September 18, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Trying to get "horny pipes" to scan with Danny Boy now
Therapist: the horny pipes don't exist and cannot make you jealous

The horny pipes:
September 18, 2026 at 6:04 AM
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I see Ed Sheeran has remained neutral on the Tommy Robinson endorsement.
September 17, 2026 at 9:30 PM
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Excellent sign
September 17, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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Therapist: the horny pipes don't exist and cannot make you jealous

The horny pipes:
September 16, 2026 at 6:32 PM
And steaming platforms too?
Dave Franco says he believes that his new comedy ‘IDIOTS’ has a top 3 diarrhea scene in all of cinema in this exclusive video.

Releasing September 22 to buy/rent on all streaming platforms
September 17, 2026 at 5:53 PM
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cop: do you know why I pulled you over?

me: because you had an emotionally distant father, an overbearing mother, married a woman just like her, your kids hate you, and you’re taking your anger and frustration out on me?

cop: [holding back tears] because your gas cap is open
September 17, 2026 at 5:36 PM
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What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you've seen it?
September 16, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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Just checking in on Ed "Irish" Sheeran... oh
September 17, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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just learned this today
September 17, 2026 at 5:18 AM
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Patients with ADHD will no longer be formally diagnosed. Instead people will be encouraged to say ‘oh, he’s just a bit, you know,’ while doing a new hand gesture designed to indicate, you know, that he’s a bit like that
September 17, 2026 at 3:55 PM