Chris Carfizzi
chriscarfizzi.bsky.social
Chris Carfizzi
@chriscarfizzi.bsky.social
Actor-Singer-Writer-Dad
As Seen On TV/Stage/Your Phone
📺 - Billions - Blacklist - Daredevil
🎞️ - Where Are You Christmas (Hallmark)
TACO Thursday I guess...
"CNN reporter Betsy Klein was allowed to reenter the White House on Thursday. She was previously denied access despite multiple attempts to enter the complex on Thursday morning."

An open question remains: White House position on CNN etc in press pool.

www.cnn.com/2026/09/24/p...
Live updates: CNN, MS NOW and Politico request hearing after reporters denied White House access | CNN Politics
CNN, MS NOW and Politico have filed an emergency request for a hearing this morning after some staff were denied access to the White House. Follow for live updates.
www.cnn.com
September 24, 2026 at 4:12 PM
As someone who performs on this stage, I couldn't be more excited about this. Come to the opera, NYC!
Never been to the opera before?
Now’s your chance. We’re giving away 70,000 free tickets to the @metopera at the iconic Lincoln Center. Go to on.nyc.gov/opera to enter the lottery. There’s not a bad seat in the house.
September 24, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Reposted by Chris Carfizzi
This ‘deal’ would be an insult to the hundreds of thousands of workers, journalists, and consumers who will be hurt if the Paramount-Warner Brothers merger goes forward.

An agreement based only on unenforceable concessions is a win for David Ellison and a loss for everyone else.
Paramount-California settlement talks accelerate, moving Warner Bros. merger closer to the finish line
A resolution would allow David Ellison's $111-billion takeover of Warner Bros. Discovery to finalize
www.latimes.com
September 20, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Reposted by Chris Carfizzi
If you’re near LA, the Bay Area, or New York City, join a rally to demand our leaders stand strong against a Paramount-Warner Brothers merger.

Oakland: www.mobilize.us/notabovethel...

NYC: www.mobilize.us/notabovethel...

LA: www.mobilize.us/notabovethel...
September 20, 2026 at 12:24 AM
If Republicans make it an attack on a candidate and you simply pick up the attack and waste time in an interview on it, it doesn't mean that you're practicing journalism. It just means you're playing a very lazy game.
Abdul El-Sayed: "Weijia, with all due respect, this is the third time you've asked about a Twitch streamer ... their whole game is to make us fight culture wars so that we don't pay attention to the fact the president has made $2.2 billion ... "
September 13, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Make a band edible:

Ben Folds Fries
Make a band edible:

Rage Against the Poutine
Make a band edible:

Orchestral Turnovers In The Dark
September 13, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Reposted by Chris Carfizzi
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I resigned from ExxonMobil today. I spent the last three years doing fossil fuel extraction research at both BP and ExxonMobil. Neither company is acting responsibly. They are racing to maximize extraction while the window to act closes, and gambling with our lives. More below.
September 12, 2026 at 10:13 PM
September 12, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the one ring.
September 11, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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Votesafe dot org is an Elon Musk–run data vacuum, and under no circumstances should you click on it.
September 10, 2026 at 2:08 PM
@nytimes.com you up?
Trump claims he was basically lifted out of the rubble on 9/11: "Two fireman, big strong guys, they grabbed me under the arms -- 'got to get our of here!' -- and they literally lifted me up, and they started running with me."
September 8, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Just my opinion: America needs its boys to go to the theater.
I think it’s safe to say that some version of this essay by Ben Sasse on youth football has been written for over 100 years.

“Football is a character-forming institution that channels strength… In a culture of passivity, football privileges action. In times of peace, football prepares us for war.”
Opinion | America Needs Its Boys to Play Football
The sport forms character by harnessing wild masculinity and directing it toward the good and the pure.
www.wsj.com
September 5, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Coming to Hallmark next Holiday Season, " All I Want For Christmas Is Bail."
So, this story is pretty odd.

Do y'all remember Matt Bevin? Probably not. He's the former Republican Gov. of Kentucky who was beat by Andy Beshear in 2019. He went on into the corporate world.

Mr. Bevin was arrested today on the set of a Hallmark Christmas movie.

1/3
September 5, 2026 at 1:25 AM
#CoyoteVsAcme was so good. I cannot believe that it almost never saw the light of day. Flat out Hilarious. Tons of heart. Great performances. Easily the best Live action/Animated movie since "Who Framed Roger Rabbit". This is the kind of movie we should all get behind. Go out and see it.
September 5, 2026 at 1:02 AM
It's like they're trying to make us not want money.
September 2, 2026 at 4:31 PM
September 1, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Sepia Sears
Puce Dillards

(Dallas edition)
Sapphire Pontings.
August 29, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Reposted by Chris Carfizzi
are you a texas voter? check your registration. check it now.
August 28, 2026 at 10:40 PM
August 28, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Ah yes, the 34 Presidents of the United States.

Notable that he omitted JFK when RFK works in his administration.

Ironically, no Nixon either.
this is so incredible I can’t stop laughing because he forgot to include Reagan
August 28, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Let's please not label them as merely stupid. These people are blatantly malicious and bigoted. Their stupidity is a byproduct of those two traits.
Linda McMahon: "After the Biden administration allowed schools to secretly transition students without parents' knowledge, President Trump is defending parental rights like never before"
August 24, 2026 at 7:11 PM
In some cultures, boot leather is considered a delicacy to be enjoyed one small lick at a time.
One you might find surprising. White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt & members of her team have been extremely helpful in responding to questions I raise. Regardless of public facing commentary, privately they are willing to engage and address questions. And I have appreciated that. Thank you
August 14, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Excuse me?
August 7, 2026 at 10:06 AM
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Meta is a piece of shit company run by pieces of shit

www.tiktok.com/@jeremyfinds...
July 29, 2026 at 9:19 AM
They voted for the guy who started an insurrection so I can't agree with this assertion.
Slotkin: "He counts on the American people being dumb. And they're not."
July 20, 2026 at 10:49 PM