Chris Conroy
@chrisconroy.bsky.social
I write stuff. Sometimes it's good. My dog is pretty damn cute.
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Americans cannot allow this.
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July 22, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Americans cannot allow this.
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This week’s Just for Skeets and Giggles is out! Have a great weekend.
open.substack.com/pub/statusku...
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June 20, 2026 at 4:02 PM
This week’s Just for Skeets and Giggles is out! Have a great weekend.
open.substack.com/pub/statusku...
open.substack.com/pub/statusku...
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April 10, 2026 at 1:07 AM
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This is my wife's favorite day of the year. It marks the longest stretch before she has to hear "One Shining Moment" again.
April 7, 2026 at 11:55 PM
This is my wife's favorite day of the year. It marks the longest stretch before she has to hear "One Shining Moment" again.
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Sterling K. Brown explains the streaming economics of why we don’t get more eps
April 3, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Sterling K. Brown explains the streaming economics of why we don’t get more eps
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If it looks like a dictator, and walks like a dictator, and squawks like a dictator…
Berlin, Germany, March 27, 1936
An enormous banner of Hitler with the words "Freedom-Peace" on the front of the Berlin railway station
Washington, DC, February 19, 2026
An enormous banner of Trump with the words "Make America Safe Again" on the front of the DOJ
He's not even pretending anymore
An enormous banner of Hitler with the words "Freedom-Peace" on the front of the Berlin railway station
Washington, DC, February 19, 2026
An enormous banner of Trump with the words "Make America Safe Again" on the front of the DOJ
He's not even pretending anymore
February 21, 2026 at 9:58 PM
If it looks like a dictator, and walks like a dictator, and squawks like a dictator…
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Cartoon by Mike Luckovich.
February 19, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Cartoon by Mike Luckovich.
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RIP Bud Cort. How else would you even pay tribute to him.
February 11, 2026 at 8:51 PM
RIP Bud Cort. How else would you even pay tribute to him.
We 100% need to normalize treating being a billionaire as a massive character flaw.
Billionaires can't be happy with their money because it is impossible to become a billionaire without being a gaping sucking void of desperate ravenous mindless hunger.
The only way to become a billionaire is by transforming yourself into a wendigo.
The only way to become a billionaire is by transforming yourself into a wendigo.
February 5, 2026 at 5:29 PM
We 100% need to normalize treating being a billionaire as a massive character flaw.
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It's a shame Donald Trump won't be there to see how much the world is going to celebrate when he kicks the bucket.
January 30, 2026 at 5:03 AM
It's a shame Donald Trump won't be there to see how much the world is going to celebrate when he kicks the bucket.
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The absolute accuracy of this.
January 18, 2026 at 10:23 PM
The absolute accuracy of this.
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“In other words, AI reduces productivity, not increases it.”
January 17, 2026 at 3:34 PM
“In other words, AI reduces productivity, not increases it.”
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Fine, I'll carry proof of citizenship when ICE agents stop wearing masks. So never.
January 15, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Fine, I'll carry proof of citizenship when ICE agents stop wearing masks. So never.
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Phil Knight is almost single handedly funding the OR GOP, one of the more extreme state GOPs in the country. Keep that in mind next time you’re in the market for sportswear or sneakers. www.oregonlive.com/politics/202...
Nike co-founder Phil Knight makes record-setting donation to help elect Republicans
It is the single largest donation Knight has made to an Oregon candidate or political action committee.
www.oregonlive.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Phil Knight is almost single handedly funding the OR GOP, one of the more extreme state GOPs in the country. Keep that in mind next time you’re in the market for sportswear or sneakers. www.oregonlive.com/politics/202...
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If you receive an illegal order, you have a duty to disobey.
This isn’t controversial.
A President calling for the execution of anyone who reminds service members of this oath is showing us why the duty to disobey illegal orders is so important in the first place.
This isn’t controversial.
A President calling for the execution of anyone who reminds service members of this oath is showing us why the duty to disobey illegal orders is so important in the first place.
November 21, 2025 at 12:14 AM
If you receive an illegal order, you have a duty to disobey.
This isn’t controversial.
A President calling for the execution of anyone who reminds service members of this oath is showing us why the duty to disobey illegal orders is so important in the first place.
This isn’t controversial.
A President calling for the execution of anyone who reminds service members of this oath is showing us why the duty to disobey illegal orders is so important in the first place.
Sadly, she's not wrong. We ran two incredibly accomplished, qualified female candidates and they both lost to literally the worst person in the world.
Michelle Obama says the US is not ready for a female President
November 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Sadly, she's not wrong. We ran two incredibly accomplished, qualified female candidates and they both lost to literally the worst person in the world.
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Remember the time Obama personally caught a fainting woman during his speech — rather than just blankly staring like a sociopath?
Character isn't something you tell people about.
It's something you live.
Character isn't something you tell people about.
It's something you live.
November 7, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Remember the time Obama personally caught a fainting woman during his speech — rather than just blankly staring like a sociopath?
Character isn't something you tell people about.
It's something you live.
Character isn't something you tell people about.
It's something you live.
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If you're in line to bat at Game 7 of the World Series STAY IN LINE
November 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM
If you're in line to bat at Game 7 of the World Series STAY IN LINE
I currently have a cold that has lasted longer than Trump's ceasefire.
The ceasefire agreement for which Trump received an avalanche of praise—including a TIME cover—lasted six days.
Six days.
Six days.
October 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I currently have a cold that has lasted longer than Trump's ceasefire.
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Luckily, Sinclair has a helpful database of all their stations, so you can see if they're operating in your area and respond accordingly.
sbgi.net/tv-stations/
sbgi.net/tv-stations/
September 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Luckily, Sinclair has a helpful database of all their stations, so you can see if they're operating in your area and respond accordingly.
sbgi.net/tv-stations/
sbgi.net/tv-stations/
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