Quiz Millions
@cmillions.bsky.social
Musician, film nerd, humanist https://boxd.it/a0KJ. Interested in trees, good soap, dogs. Comedy career 17 years in sabbatical and counting
I too will no longer open for Ed Sheeran
September 15, 2026 at 9:03 PM
I too will no longer open for Ed Sheeran
Moustaches on males are signifiers of iconic laugh inducing comedians, iconic mass-murdering authoritarians and non-iconic inner North blokes under 38
September 8, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Moustaches on males are signifiers of iconic laugh inducing comedians, iconic mass-murdering authoritarians and non-iconic inner North blokes under 38
Here in Australia you can refer to the President of the US shitting his pants and everyone just laughs in acknowledgement - it's a fact of life
September 8, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Here in Australia you can refer to the President of the US shitting his pants and everyone just laughs in acknowledgement - it's a fact of life
About time we addressed the climate scourge of flag burning which is so prevalent it alone contributes 80% of carbon emissions annually
September 6, 2026 at 11:47 PM
About time we addressed the climate scourge of flag burning which is so prevalent it alone contributes 80% of carbon emissions annually
Come on dogs. Hawks are like the Herald-Sun - a Melbourne institution that hates everything that makes Melbourne Melbourne
September 4, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Come on dogs. Hawks are like the Herald-Sun - a Melbourne institution that hates everything that makes Melbourne Melbourne
Zero filter. Random. Doesn’t give a fuck. Or in obsolete terms, able to crack jokes off the cuff.
September 3, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Zero filter. Random. Doesn’t give a fuck. Or in obsolete terms, able to crack jokes off the cuff.
Apple Music is worried people who don’t know Latin might be offended when looking for Ars Nova motets
August 20, 2026 at 11:42 AM
Apple Music is worried people who don’t know Latin might be offended when looking for Ars Nova motets
Wake up you orange cunt it’s time to change your drawers and humiliate yourself for all time
July 19, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Wake up you orange cunt it’s time to change your drawers and humiliate yourself for all time
Love watching a show with your kid in the early morning , recognising names of old mates in the credits and then gritting your teeth with gut punch waves of regret every ten minutes all day
July 18, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Love watching a show with your kid in the early morning , recognising names of old mates in the credits and then gritting your teeth with gut punch waves of regret every ten minutes all day
Trying to make calling ICE the Dum-Dum Macoute a thing
July 9, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Trying to make calling ICE the Dum-Dum Macoute a thing
This is good content world get onto it
July 7, 2026 at 10:13 AM
This is good content world get onto it
Borges could make Blazing Saddles today
June 30, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Borges could make Blazing Saddles today
Right now the world knows that the president of the USA is having a big ol snooze
June 26, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Right now the world knows that the president of the USA is having a big ol snooze
Anti-white supremacists to the press corps at the NPC who failed utterly today: youtu.be/zn811Mk4ABw?...
Chauncey from Wonder Showzen. You had your chance and you gobbled its balls.
YouTube video by Bryan Tattersall
youtu.be
June 17, 2026 at 5:49 AM
Anti-white supremacists to the press corps at the NPC who failed utterly today: youtu.be/zn811Mk4ABw?...
Merge two movies: How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days Of Thunder
Merge two movies:
Twelve Angry Men and a Baby
Twelve Angry Men and a Baby
Merge two movies:
The Day After Tomorrow Never Dies
The Day After Tomorrow Never Dies
June 4, 2026 at 10:47 AM
Merge two movies: How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days Of Thunder
Melbourne peeps: Is the low take up of the Westgate tunnel due to a widespread misapprehension that it runs directly underneath the Westgate Bridge?
June 2, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Melbourne peeps: Is the low take up of the Westgate tunnel due to a widespread misapprehension that it runs directly underneath the Westgate Bridge?
this thoroughbred banger has never to my knowledge been available on any streaming service
VENETIANS - BITTER TEARS 1988 (Audio Enhanced)
YouTube video by PCVJsTasmania
youtu.be
May 25, 2026 at 9:48 AM
this thoroughbred banger has never to my knowledge been available on any streaming service
The Goodies
Low
The Dillinger Escape Plan
Charlie haden
botch
Marc-Andre Hamelin
Napalm Death
Angela Hewitt
Clouds
Gorguts
Low
The Dillinger Escape Plan
Charlie haden
botch
Marc-Andre Hamelin
Napalm Death
Angela Hewitt
Clouds
Gorguts
introduce yourself with 10 artists you’ve seen live
melvins
dead kennedys
deerhoof
run dmc
my morning jacket
cesaria evora
dianne reeves
supersilent
tommy richman
trevor noah
melvins
dead kennedys
deerhoof
run dmc
my morning jacket
cesaria evora
dianne reeves
supersilent
tommy richman
trevor noah
Melvins
All Natural
Johnny Cash
Wanda Jackson
Melt Banana
Aaron Lee Tasjan
Babymetal
Jeff Parker
All Natural
Johnny Cash
Wanda Jackson
Melt Banana
Aaron Lee Tasjan
Babymetal
Jeff Parker
May 24, 2026 at 11:11 PM
The Goodies
Low
The Dillinger Escape Plan
Charlie haden
botch
Marc-Andre Hamelin
Napalm Death
Angela Hewitt
Clouds
Gorguts
Low
The Dillinger Escape Plan
Charlie haden
botch
Marc-Andre Hamelin
Napalm Death
Angela Hewitt
Clouds
Gorguts
What an awful awful country. Just a nightmare dystopia from start to evermore
Every other week, I see a viral post about "tipping" and visceral responses as to why it's not required and "it's not my job to pay you" regardless of the bill.
And again I keep saying..
we're having the wrong conversation. You're punishing poor people to make an under educated point
And again I keep saying..
we're having the wrong conversation. You're punishing poor people to make an under educated point
May 24, 2026 at 5:48 AM
What an awful awful country. Just a nightmare dystopia from start to evermore
I would slip into a dimension where I had to endure raptors tearing open my ballbag Prometheus-style on the daily if it also meant Sweet Caroline never existed
May 15, 2026 at 10:13 AM
I would slip into a dimension where I had to endure raptors tearing open my ballbag Prometheus-style on the daily if it also meant Sweet Caroline never existed
<Mick Jagger voice backed by childrens choir> You Get What You Get (And You Don't Get Upset)
May 14, 2026 at 11:25 PM
<Mick Jagger voice backed by childrens choir> You Get What You Get (And You Don't Get Upset)
The sound of media outlets who have been braying for bold tax reform revving up their outrage that the ALP is proposing bold tax reform
May 12, 2026 at 9:11 PM
The sound of media outlets who have been braying for bold tax reform revving up their outrage that the ALP is proposing bold tax reform