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Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
October 1, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Monday: The Workman's Curse
Tuesday: The Day of Bastards
Wednesday: Heavy is the Burden of Sisyphus
Thursday: The Second Day of Bastards
Friday: Business in the Front, Party in the Back
Saturday: Me Old Ham, My Good Time Charlie
Sunday: Fairweather Friend
Tuesday: The Day of Bastards
Wednesday: Heavy is the Burden of Sisyphus
Thursday: The Second Day of Bastards
Friday: Business in the Front, Party in the Back
Saturday: Me Old Ham, My Good Time Charlie
Sunday: Fairweather Friend
January 28, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Monday: The Workman's Curse
Tuesday: The Day of Bastards
Wednesday: Heavy is the Burden of Sisyphus
Thursday: The Second Day of Bastards
Friday: Business in the Front, Party in the Back
Saturday: Me Old Ham, My Good Time Charlie
Sunday: Fairweather Friend
Tuesday: The Day of Bastards
Wednesday: Heavy is the Burden of Sisyphus
Thursday: The Second Day of Bastards
Friday: Business in the Front, Party in the Back
Saturday: Me Old Ham, My Good Time Charlie
Sunday: Fairweather Friend
one of my boldest cheekiest coworkers is doing a training and naming characters in scenarios things like "kirk mamdani" and "[other coworker] trump"
September 30, 2026 at 6:03 PM
one of my boldest cheekiest coworkers is doing a training and naming characters in scenarios things like "kirk mamdani" and "[other coworker] trump"
trying to schedule an appointment and they made me go through a chatbot that would play typing sounds after everything it said to give the illusion it was doing something?? bizarre and shitty world
September 29, 2026 at 7:12 PM
trying to schedule an appointment and they made me go through a chatbot that would play typing sounds after everything it said to give the illusion it was doing something?? bizarre and shitty world
some wild sightings at hhn this year. there were people cosplaying part 3 joseph and josuke and also a sora kingdom hearts who we kept seeing all the way up to 2:30am when we were leaving. watched him fist bump one of the killer klowns. there was also blood on the ground from a fight??
September 29, 2026 at 2:14 AM
some wild sightings at hhn this year. there were people cosplaying part 3 joseph and josuke and also a sora kingdom hearts who we kept seeing all the way up to 2:30am when we were leaving. watched him fist bump one of the killer klowns. there was also blood on the ground from a fight??
✅30th birthday At the 30th birthday of EPCOT food and wine festival
✅successfully drank around the world
✅made everyone ride my fav of all time cosmic rewind
✅fit op, petti, and heels in a carry on
✅subjected as many people as possible to HHN scares
✅successfully drank around the world
✅made everyone ride my fav of all time cosmic rewind
✅fit op, petti, and heels in a carry on
✅subjected as many people as possible to HHN scares
September 28, 2026 at 11:51 PM
✅30th birthday At the 30th birthday of EPCOT food and wine festival
✅successfully drank around the world
✅made everyone ride my fav of all time cosmic rewind
✅fit op, petti, and heels in a carry on
✅subjected as many people as possible to HHN scares
✅successfully drank around the world
✅made everyone ride my fav of all time cosmic rewind
✅fit op, petti, and heels in a carry on
✅subjected as many people as possible to HHN scares
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They have a scanner at the entrance to CVS that erases one item you came here for from your brain instantly. No one will report on this.
September 28, 2026 at 1:58 PM
They have a scanner at the entrance to CVS that erases one item you came here for from your brain instantly. No one will report on this.
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The movie ROPE came out on this day in 1948, and newspapers really struggled with how to explain that the main characters were, you know,
September 25, 2026 at 5:22 PM
The movie ROPE came out on this day in 1948, and newspapers really struggled with how to explain that the main characters were, you know,
lyft driver did the white person profiling thing and flipped the radio to country but it's ok bc they're playing dolly 😔
September 25, 2026 at 5:28 PM
lyft driver did the white person profiling thing and flipped the radio to country but it's ok bc they're playing dolly 😔
idk if people outside higher ed know how bad it's about to get man... trump's changes mean if you're using federal aid (like a majority of students) you can basically never take anything outside of your major or change your major starting in 2027. stats show 1/3 of students change their major btw.
September 24, 2026 at 2:39 PM
idk if people outside higher ed know how bad it's about to get man... trump's changes mean if you're using federal aid (like a majority of students) you can basically never take anything outside of your major or change your major starting in 2027. stats show 1/3 of students change their major btw.
omg there are larpers outside my office. wizard fits, capes, a trombone?
September 23, 2026 at 8:40 PM
omg there are larpers outside my office. wizard fits, capes, a trombone?
flying to florida friday morning for birthday trip but thinking about trying to see primetime thursday night chat is this wise
September 23, 2026 at 7:05 PM
flying to florida friday morning for birthday trip but thinking about trying to see primetime thursday night chat is this wise
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got to see john waters talk about gooning and name drop johnny knoxville tonight i love being gay
September 22, 2026 at 1:56 AM
got to see john waters talk about gooning and name drop johnny knoxville tonight i love being gay
there are like 3 competing halal places around my office and unfortunately the one with AI slop menus is the best 💔 you can't even avoid getting food once u see the AI menu the guy is too nice and is like "let me give u a free sample!"
September 17, 2026 at 4:38 PM
there are like 3 competing halal places around my office and unfortunately the one with AI slop menus is the best 💔 you can't even avoid getting food once u see the AI menu the guy is too nice and is like "let me give u a free sample!"
one of my friends pointed out i've only ranked like five movies on letterboxd 1/2 star and three of them are from the jurassic world franchise
finishing my masochistic mission of watching every jurassic park movie and the scarjo one might be the worst yet.. impressive
September 16, 2026 at 2:41 PM
one of my friends pointed out i've only ranked like five movies on letterboxd 1/2 star and three of them are from the jurassic world franchise
so twitter had a thread of like 50k people shitting on my job Specifically 💀
September 16, 2026 at 2:39 PM
so twitter had a thread of like 50k people shitting on my job Specifically 💀
thinking about my dad's buddy who picked me up from the airport wearing a shirt that said "high how are you" with a pot leaf and when asked, explained it was from a funeral where they all wore them and gave one to the grieving widow. dudes rock
September 15, 2026 at 2:30 PM
thinking about my dad's buddy who picked me up from the airport wearing a shirt that said "high how are you" with a pot leaf and when asked, explained it was from a funeral where they all wore them and gave one to the grieving widow. dudes rock
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when Republicans are on the wrong side of a 60-40 issue they double down over and over and over, it becomes the center of political debate, and more often than not the numbers move. when Democrats are in that position they immediately give up
September 15, 2026 at 2:08 PM
when Republicans are on the wrong side of a 60-40 issue they double down over and over and over, it becomes the center of political debate, and more often than not the numbers move. when Democrats are in that position they immediately give up
cats will be like "i know a spot" and then burrow into the underside of your boxspring to hang down like a hammock
September 14, 2026 at 4:45 PM
cats will be like "i know a spot" and then burrow into the underside of your boxspring to hang down like a hammock
finishing my masochistic mission of watching every jurassic park movie and the scarjo one might be the worst yet.. impressive
September 14, 2026 at 4:44 AM
finishing my masochistic mission of watching every jurassic park movie and the scarjo one might be the worst yet.. impressive
finally cleaning/sorting some of my piles around my room #mypiles and found like three things i've been looking for all year. who could have seen this coming
September 11, 2026 at 4:24 PM
finally cleaning/sorting some of my piles around my room #mypiles and found like three things i've been looking for all year. who could have seen this coming
my new boss is a ttrpg gaymer i've literally seen tabling at cons bc their partner does furry art, they mask, and they said they're going to try and get me an air filter for my new office
September 10, 2026 at 4:48 PM
my new boss is a ttrpg gaymer i've literally seen tabling at cons bc their partner does furry art, they mask, and they said they're going to try and get me an air filter for my new office
officially accepted the offer to move to a different department with a different boss
September 8, 2026 at 10:57 PM
officially accepted the offer to move to a different department with a different boss
having to get on a plane back to VA on a day like this 😭😭😭
September 7, 2026 at 10:49 PM
having to get on a plane back to VA on a day like this 😭😭😭