Dance Master 12
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Eating all kinds of food so close to bed time
Pinned
The entire plot of Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater happened to me but entirely within an REI Co-Op
I don’t think they should keep rebooting Robocop but if they’re gonna keep rebooting Robocop one of these times they should throw an Alan Moore Swamp Thing type twist on the formula. Have him not actually be Alex Murphy, he’s just a random guy off the street they gave his memories or something.
October 10, 2026 at 8:34 PM
I don’t think they should keep rebooting Robocop but if they’re gonna keep rebooting Robocop one of these times they should throw an Alan Moore Swamp Thing type twist on the formula. Have him not actually be Alex Murphy, he’s just a random guy off the street they gave his memories or something.
The Kobali episode of Voyager reads very problematically in the modern day I think
October 10, 2026 at 1:07 AM
The Kobali episode of Voyager reads very problematically in the modern day I think
So live ya life.
October 10, 2026 at 12:29 AM
So live ya life.
I say this with so much love in my heart for nature; the parks department should start just killing geese left and right
October 9, 2026 at 11:37 PM
I say this with so much love in my heart for nature; the parks department should start just killing geese left and right
(To the tune of uptown girl) jerk off world. We will all go to jerk off world
October 9, 2026 at 10:54 PM
(To the tune of uptown girl) jerk off world. We will all go to jerk off world
{my phone starts buzzing on the table. You look over and see I’m getting a call from “Mr Sandwich.” I’m visibly ignoring it and very nervous. Sweating through my shirt}
October 9, 2026 at 10:52 PM
{my phone starts buzzing on the table. You look over and see I’m getting a call from “Mr Sandwich.” I’m visibly ignoring it and very nervous. Sweating through my shirt}
if the messages I send to adobe support whenever one of their apps crashes ever get out I'm in big trouble
October 9, 2026 at 6:53 PM
if the messages I send to adobe support whenever one of their apps crashes ever get out I'm in big trouble
it's probably worth asking whether the nypd would actually listen to Zohran if he told them to interfere with or even just stop helping ICE but it doesnt really matter if he's not even going to try
October 9, 2026 at 2:14 PM
it's probably worth asking whether the nypd would actually listen to Zohran if he told them to interfere with or even just stop helping ICE but it doesnt really matter if he's not even going to try
i woke myself up this morning by rolling over and knocking my phone off my bed and onto the on/off switch for the power strip that my sound machine is plugged into, creating both a loud bang and turning off my white noise. Thankfully i only did this like 5 minutes before my alarm was set to go off
October 9, 2026 at 1:59 PM
i woke myself up this morning by rolling over and knocking my phone off my bed and onto the on/off switch for the power strip that my sound machine is plugged into, creating both a loud bang and turning off my white noise. Thankfully i only did this like 5 minutes before my alarm was set to go off
two by Cult Member is how Attack of the Clones feels to me and five by Cult Member is how Revenge of the Sith feels to me
October 9, 2026 at 3:11 AM
two by Cult Member is how Attack of the Clones feels to me and five by Cult Member is how Revenge of the Sith feels to me
I be constantly consuming fluids
October 9, 2026 at 3:05 AM
I be constantly consuming fluids
five - Cult Member.
October 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
five - Cult Member.
Friend I got into Twin Peaks says he and his girlfriend aren’t going to watch the Return because they “want to preserve Twin Peaks in their mind.” Had no idea I was hanging out with a coward.
October 9, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Friend I got into Twin Peaks says he and his girlfriend aren’t going to watch the Return because they “want to preserve Twin Peaks in their mind.” Had no idea I was hanging out with a coward.
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anyone mad at this article is a stupid little piss baby, pretty much. The heads of your party are Zionist genocidaires who fund ICE and hate trans people. If you don’t see that and imagine some sort of liberation through their elections you are dumber than dirt
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October 9, 2026 at 12:16 AM
anyone mad at this article is a stupid little piss baby, pretty much. The heads of your party are Zionist genocidaires who fund ICE and hate trans people. If you don’t see that and imagine some sort of liberation through their elections you are dumber than dirt
I’m a single issue voter and that issue is that it should be illegal for pizza places not to sell individual slices in 2026
October 8, 2026 at 11:12 PM
I’m a single issue voter and that issue is that it should be illegal for pizza places not to sell individual slices in 2026
It’s really funny that the two bad clone wars spinoffs both have exactly 1 really thematically good episode. I wonder if there’s like a woked up Mr. Hyde somewhere in Dave Filoni’s brain that only escaped briefly during the post-TCW exhaustion
October 8, 2026 at 10:13 PM
It’s really funny that the two bad clone wars spinoffs both have exactly 1 really thematically good episode. I wonder if there’s like a woked up Mr. Hyde somewhere in Dave Filoni’s brain that only escaped briefly during the post-TCW exhaustion
There is a rot at the heart of this country that can only be excised through actions i will get in trouble for listing specifically
October 8, 2026 at 10:05 PM
There is a rot at the heart of this country that can only be excised through actions i will get in trouble for listing specifically
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(Henry Kissinger’s Ghost) I’m very excited for the new call of duty
October 8, 2026 at 9:52 PM
(Henry Kissinger’s Ghost) I’m very excited for the new call of duty
(talking out loud to my google chrome app I haven't updated since 2017) ok GOogle, how many calories in this turkey sandwich I just made (starts shoving my phone into the sandwich)
October 8, 2026 at 8:09 PM
(talking out loud to my google chrome app I haven't updated since 2017) ok GOogle, how many calories in this turkey sandwich I just made (starts shoving my phone into the sandwich)
(Turning on my dad's old NES and without even putting a game cartridge in it starts showing me a sprite that looks identical to my grandfather sobbing and begging to be released)
damn they used to just be throwing shit at the wall with these things huh
damn they used to just be throwing shit at the wall with these things huh
October 8, 2026 at 6:16 PM
(Turning on my dad's old NES and without even putting a game cartridge in it starts showing me a sprite that looks identical to my grandfather sobbing and begging to be released)
damn they used to just be throwing shit at the wall with these things huh
damn they used to just be throwing shit at the wall with these things huh
Jeff bro just let him fuck your wife already just cut to the chase brother save us all the time
BAIER: The president says 'SI.' Are you into SI or AI?
BEZOS: I do like SI, because 'artificial' is not a very flattering thing. Like, nobody wants an artificial sweetener, artificial flavoring.
BEZOS: I do like SI, because 'artificial' is not a very flattering thing. Like, nobody wants an artificial sweetener, artificial flavoring.
October 8, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Jeff bro just let him fuck your wife already just cut to the chase brother save us all the time
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