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resident dipshit
@collinvandyck.bsky.social
https://5xx.engineer

bestselling author of the handbook for the recently divorced
normal cat stuff
July 19, 2026 at 7:58 PM
bank of america is pretty much the worst bank i've ever unfortunately done business with. deeply predatory, and annoying.
May 4, 2026 at 3:20 PM
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This 👇👇👇
A beautiful landing…
March 23, 2026 at 10:24 PM
the three phases of ricki passing the fuck out
March 10, 2026 at 12:22 AM
declaring insomnia bankruptcy. can't just be in bed anymore. the good news is that i have had this thing i've wanted to hack on but work has been too busy for me to carve out time for it.
February 10, 2026 at 7:16 AM
new potted plants in the apartment just dropped
February 8, 2026 at 8:03 PM
if you're on the fence about getting a robot litterbox, do it. it's lifechanging. there's close to zero maintenance compared to what i was doing to keep my apartment clean and smelling nice.
February 1, 2026 at 12:38 AM
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Absolute banger of a comment on r/military:

www.reddit.com/r/Military/c...
January 25, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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we out here 🇺🇸
January 24, 2026 at 9:26 PM
as i'm vibecoding a hackernews tui app that i've wanted for a while, i have observed myself periodically telling claude code about things that i hate, like the 'Application Support' folder that stdlibs seem determined keep alive forever.
January 18, 2026 at 2:56 AM
the cats are starting to use the automatic litterbox . praise unto the lord.
January 15, 2026 at 1:17 AM
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My husband isn't prone to impulse purchases but I'm glad this thing got him
January 11, 2026 at 9:29 PM
meet me behind diners club international hq in the next 15m if you want an ass kicking
January 11, 2026 at 10:56 PM
working on my reverse sear, this time with a picanha steak. temp needed to be a bit higher on the sear but not much.
January 11, 2026 at 1:11 AM
writing up a small proposal to the tech community to allow "orthogonal" to be part of the common vernacular without the "i am very smart" feelings that are usually felt on the receiving end.
January 9, 2026 at 3:10 PM
logitech let their server cert expire, and the logitech options software that must be running for your mouse to function properly won't run unless it can get a connection to the cloud. please clap.

there's a patch you can download in this thread www.reddit.com/r/LogitechG/...
January 7, 2026 at 1:28 PM
it’s a shame you can’t trust even basic timer functionality with alexa plus anymore. they have incredibly made worse one of the best uses of these devices.
January 7, 2026 at 12:48 AM
let the new tenants above me know about the thin floors and it went about as well as you'd expect. i was extremely friendly but i guess some people just suck.
January 6, 2026 at 12:04 AM
statistically it's very unlikely that 2026 will be worse than 2025. i'm filled with optimism and relief that i made it.
January 1, 2026 at 4:42 PM
i really want a bread maker even though i don't ever eat bread. can't explain it, but it's as real as i supposedly am
January 1, 2026 at 2:38 AM
i've really been enjoying my first two months at temporal. the engineering culture there is professional and pragmatic. i was lovingly tossed into the deep end for my first project -- it required me to do a pretty deep dive and i love having all this context.
December 31, 2025 at 4:01 AM
what kind of blood sacrifice do i need to make to send images to group SMS texts without failing? is there some kind of ios setting that just makes this work?
December 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM
i get such joy out of running btop at 100ms latency and just watching all of the cores freak the fuck out and get to work
December 24, 2025 at 2:45 AM
cleaned the bathroom just to feel something
December 19, 2025 at 12:03 AM
watching a bunch of pit maneuvers on youtube. none of the before or after people stuff, just hardcore car-on-car action.
December 16, 2025 at 11:42 PM