Bert Gambit
@complexifire.bsky.social
software dev, nerd, recovered posting addict
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has anyone mentioned how idiotic the not-even-a-theory would be if he had been at a game in Atlanta? like that’s proof that he…
consulted with them about their affair?
throupled with them?
what?
no, no, you see, someone you said you didn’t know made an announcement and you were nearby. checkmate
consulted with them about their affair?
throupled with them?
what?
no, no, you see, someone you said you didn’t know made an announcement and you were nearby. checkmate
I know this will shock everyone but Eric Schmitt is still wrong — there were *six* NBA games that night, not one.
Hawks/Hawkeyes confusion remains the likely explanation.
www.basketball-reference.com/boxscores/?m...
Hawks/Hawkeyes confusion remains the likely explanation.
www.basketball-reference.com/boxscores/?m...
September 30, 2026 at 1:54 AM
has anyone mentioned how idiotic the not-even-a-theory would be if he had been at a game in Atlanta? like that’s proof that he…
consulted with them about their affair?
throupled with them?
what?
no, no, you see, someone you said you didn’t know made an announcement and you were nearby. checkmate
consulted with them about their affair?
throupled with them?
what?
no, no, you see, someone you said you didn’t know made an announcement and you were nearby. checkmate
TIL Apple Fitness doesn’t have a Move Goal 500% award
September 29, 2026 at 3:10 AM
TIL Apple Fitness doesn’t have a Move Goal 500% award
I think it’s cowardly to sell “goods” but not sell “items”
September 29, 2026 at 1:52 AM
I think it’s cowardly to sell “goods” but not sell “items”
I’m not completely in a bubble, I watched nearly a full episode of a truly *Netflix* netflix show yesterday
Same, assume that 2-5 of the hundreds of songs I’ve heard and not recognized this year were the Bruno Mars, Taylor Swift, Ariana Grande songs, etc, but can’t identify any of them, though I know who all the artists are (now, after a week of Ella Langley discourse)
September 28, 2026 at 10:28 PM
I’m not completely in a bubble, I watched nearly a full episode of a truly *Netflix* netflix show yesterday
I used to take the human league at face value but the more I look the more I have my doubts
September 28, 2026 at 9:53 PM
I used to take the human league at face value but the more I look the more I have my doubts
hotel lamp that turns the outlet off when you turn the lamp off
yes it’s real
yes it’s real
September 28, 2026 at 8:45 PM
hotel lamp that turns the outlet off when you turn the lamp off
yes it’s real
yes it’s real
I drive with one knee,, ladies
September 27, 2026 at 9:05 PM
I drive with one knee,, ladies
standing in line for food, guy from a martial arts booth is asking everyone “do you want to punch me?” as the walk by
don’t get me wrong, you’re annoying as hell, but no thanks
don’t get me wrong, you’re annoying as hell, but no thanks
September 27, 2026 at 12:04 AM
standing in line for food, guy from a martial arts booth is asking everyone “do you want to punch me?” as the walk by
don’t get me wrong, you’re annoying as hell, but no thanks
don’t get me wrong, you’re annoying as hell, but no thanks
basically the equivalent of “@everyone” innit
everyone who's ever joined in an online pile on should read this.
great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
September 26, 2026 at 4:14 PM
basically the equivalent of “@everyone” innit
remembering the guy who saved my ass with his cell phone power bank in line between connecting flights in 2018
September 25, 2026 at 5:19 PM
remembering the guy who saved my ass with his cell phone power bank in line between connecting flights in 2018
I can see preferring window seats and I can see preferring aisle, but I can’t see getting a window seat and keeping the window closed the whole flight
September 25, 2026 at 3:55 PM
I can see preferring window seats and I can see preferring aisle, but I can’t see getting a window seat and keeping the window closed the whole flight
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Unbelievable footage from NOAA’s Hurricane Hunters inside the eye of Category 5 Hurricane Polo.
Simply incredible.
Simply incredible.
September 24, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Unbelievable footage from NOAA’s Hurricane Hunters inside the eye of Category 5 Hurricane Polo.
Simply incredible.
Simply incredible.
this is the most magnificent "Grammar" suggestion I've seen in my life
September 23, 2026 at 11:03 PM
this is the most magnificent "Grammar" suggestion I've seen in my life
moar oblique posts about posts I haven’t seen please
September 22, 2026 at 11:59 PM
moar oblique posts about posts I haven’t seen please
no matter how many times I learn that Denver is farther from Glacier National Park than from Minneapolis, and nearly 1.5x as far from Seattle, I will forget it
September 22, 2026 at 4:22 PM
no matter how many times I learn that Denver is farther from Glacier National Park than from Minneapolis, and nearly 1.5x as far from Seattle, I will forget it
Man we really gotta stop framing enumerated Congressional powers as if they were just about consent. “Should the president be required to get approval to write a law”
Those who say yes - "Should the president be required to get approval from Congress before he imposes tariffs on imports?"
All: 70%
Democrats: 86%
Republicans: 56%
Morning Consult/CATO / Aug 2026
All: 70%
Democrats: 86%
Republicans: 56%
Morning Consult/CATO / Aug 2026
September 19, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Man we really gotta stop framing enumerated Congressional powers as if they were just about consent. “Should the president be required to get approval to write a law”
I can’t believe how apt this is
"What was the mood for specifically the three weeks after 9/11 before the GWOT actually started to coalesce" is bluesky's "who was president in 2020"
September 12, 2026 at 4:18 AM
I can’t believe how apt this is
very nice of the car wash to put two coats of wax on all the dead mosquitoes. makes them look a lot nicer
September 7, 2026 at 11:28 PM
very nice of the car wash to put two coats of wax on all the dead mosquitoes. makes them look a lot nicer
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Tonight i learned you can watch a despecialized edition of the original Star Wars for free on a Roku app called Movie Vault. (It even doesn't have "Episode IV" in the crawl.
Stumbled across this app last week looking for a way to watch Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (which we did)
Stumbled across this app last week looking for a way to watch Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (which we did)
September 5, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Tonight i learned you can watch a despecialized edition of the original Star Wars for free on a Roku app called Movie Vault. (It even doesn't have "Episode IV" in the crawl.
Stumbled across this app last week looking for a way to watch Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (which we did)
Stumbled across this app last week looking for a way to watch Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (which we did)
went to the jerk restaurant and they were serving you (really delicious slow roasted pork)
September 3, 2026 at 6:21 PM
went to the jerk restaurant and they were serving you (really delicious slow roasted pork)
going to invent a bathroom fan that actually does play music barely audibly so it’s no longer just me imagining it. and also to make other people feel as crazy as i do
September 1, 2026 at 11:36 PM
going to invent a bathroom fan that actually does play music barely audibly so it’s no longer just me imagining it. and also to make other people feel as crazy as i do
frankly i think anne hathaway is too old to be an engineer in the days of thunder cinematic universe where nicole kidman was a teenage neurosurgeon. 43? long retired
August 30, 2026 at 3:24 AM
frankly i think anne hathaway is too old to be an engineer in the days of thunder cinematic universe where nicole kidman was a teenage neurosurgeon. 43? long retired
me to the kid in front of me at the game
August 29, 2026 at 11:54 PM
me to the kid in front of me at the game
