Gabi 🫶🏻🍉
@coneyislandbench.swifties.social
evermore long pond studio sessions truther ○ city of Chicago apologist ○ 26 ○ swemo ○ hockey & baseball enjoyer ○ she/her
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Chicago sports are both a burden and a curse. The city of Chicago wasn't meant to have good sports teams. We'd become too powerful.
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DAAAA JANKEES LOSE
October 8, 2026 at 3:13 AM
DAAAA JANKEES LOSE
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re: hear me out
October 7, 2026 at 11:09 PM
re: hear me out
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ME 2013-2025: if the white Sox win a game it’s a miracle
ME 2026 PLAYOFFS: a single loss is a hideous injustice and foul heresy
ME 2026 PLAYOFFS: a single loss is a hideous injustice and foul heresy
October 7, 2026 at 11:36 PM
ME 2013-2025: if the white Sox win a game it’s a miracle
ME 2026 PLAYOFFS: a single loss is a hideous injustice and foul heresy
ME 2026 PLAYOFFS: a single loss is a hideous injustice and foul heresy
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Who has eyes on the Pope?
October 6, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Who has eyes on the Pope?
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This is absolutely not what's happening in Chicago. Chicago is on a high the like of which the city hasn't seen in decades.
The president flings stale shit at the wall: "Chicago is suffering unprecedented & particularly violent crime wave getting worse by the day. The Govt can extinguish it quickly, but the Mayor or Governor must ask for our help. What is wrong with them? Why aren’t they asking? TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE!"
October 6, 2026 at 3:00 PM
This is absolutely not what's happening in Chicago. Chicago is on a high the like of which the city hasn't seen in decades.
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how it feels listening to this part
October 6, 2026 at 6:54 PM
how it feels listening to this part
I had Never Grow Up play right after Willing and Able on a random shuffle. That amount of emotional damage on a Tuesday morning should carry criminal charges (idc that I had them on the same playlist to begin with. It was MEAN and UNNECESSARY of Spotify to queue them up like that 🥲)
October 6, 2026 at 4:52 PM
I had Never Grow Up play right after Willing and Able on a random shuffle. That amount of emotional damage on a Tuesday morning should carry criminal charges (idc that I had them on the same playlist to begin with. It was MEAN and UNNECESSARY of Spotify to queue them up like that 🥲)
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I think what I’ve learned is that Pope Bob doesn’t care for hockey
October 6, 2026 at 1:14 AM
I think what I’ve learned is that Pope Bob doesn’t care for hockey
The sox did it 🥲 they did this for me and my workplace injury corneal abrasions
October 6, 2026 at 12:25 AM
The sox did it 🥲 they did this for me and my workplace injury corneal abrasions
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thank you sammy
October 5, 2026 at 11:54 PM
thank you sammy
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See you all on Wednesday
October 6, 2026 at 12:14 AM
See you all on Wednesday
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Keep your arm ready. You might be next out of the pen for the White Sox.
Yes, I’m talking to you.
Yes, I’m talking to you.
October 5, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Keep your arm ready. You might be next out of the pen for the White Sox.
Yes, I’m talking to you.
Yes, I’m talking to you.
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Manfred is here with all his friends
October 5, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Manfred is here with all his friends
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not sure i’ve seen two dudes more in love (don’t say chase and vasil)
October 5, 2026 at 7:10 PM
not sure i’ve seen two dudes more in love (don’t say chase and vasil)
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Surround yourself with the kind of people who find the Oxford comma to be illuminative, beautiful, and necessary.
October 5, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Surround yourself with the kind of people who find the Oxford comma to be illuminative, beautiful, and necessary.
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me, age 20: Oh, Mrs. Bennett, your 'nerves'. Sooo annoying. 🙄
me, age 48, in perimenopause: This woman has 5 DAUGHTERS and NO MONEY and a husband WHO WON'T WORK and spends all his time SMIRKING IN A LAY-Z BOY, staring at PIG BALLS and at any moment the whole family will be HOMELESS.
me, age 48, in perimenopause: This woman has 5 DAUGHTERS and NO MONEY and a husband WHO WON'T WORK and spends all his time SMIRKING IN A LAY-Z BOY, staring at PIG BALLS and at any moment the whole family will be HOMELESS.
October 5, 2026 at 1:26 PM
me, age 20: Oh, Mrs. Bennett, your 'nerves'. Sooo annoying. 🙄
me, age 48, in perimenopause: This woman has 5 DAUGHTERS and NO MONEY and a husband WHO WON'T WORK and spends all his time SMIRKING IN A LAY-Z BOY, staring at PIG BALLS and at any moment the whole family will be HOMELESS.
me, age 48, in perimenopause: This woman has 5 DAUGHTERS and NO MONEY and a husband WHO WON'T WORK and spends all his time SMIRKING IN A LAY-Z BOY, staring at PIG BALLS and at any moment the whole family will be HOMELESS.
Rest in piss and FUCK YOU, you fucking loser. Good riddance.
Dennis Hastert — the former House speaker who was later sentenced to prison time over hush money payments made to cover up sexual abuse of teen boys — has died at age 84.
Dennis Hastert, disgraced former House speaker, dies at 84
Former Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert, who represented Illinois for two decades in Congress and was later jailed for violating banking laws, has died.
www.cbsnews.com
October 5, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Rest in piss and FUCK YOU, you fucking loser. Good riddance.
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Hell yeah, Dennis Hastert died.
October 5, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Hell yeah, Dennis Hastert died.
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I finally was able to make my Dollars for Dingers pledge donation. Shoutout to the wonderful gals at @apodoftheirown.bsky.social for continuing to do this every September! You can (and should if able) donate to keep it going. www.thehotline.org/donate/a-pod...
October 5, 2026 at 1:34 AM
I finally was able to make my Dollars for Dingers pledge donation. Shoutout to the wonderful gals at @apodoftheirown.bsky.social for continuing to do this every September! You can (and should if able) donate to keep it going. www.thehotline.org/donate/a-pod...
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Just want someone to explain to me what part of his time here or in his career that says Jeff Blashill should get more time to improve this
You're just not going to win games constantly getting doubled up on shots
October 4, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Just want someone to explain to me what part of his time here or in his career that says Jeff Blashill should get more time to improve this
The Chicago White Sox won to distract from the inevitable Blackhawks dumpster fire tonight
October 3, 2026 at 8:04 PM
The Chicago White Sox won to distract from the inevitable Blackhawks dumpster fire tonight
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Colson Montgomery adds another run for the White Sox!
October 3, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Colson Montgomery adds another run for the White Sox!
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October 3, 2026 at 7:23 PM