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just a cool and normal guy

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I'm gonna try getting more inane on here
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Margaret Hamilton s’est éteinte, peu après son 90e anniversaire, annonce le MIT.

Triste journée

news.mit.edu/2026/margare...
October 7, 2026 at 10:19 PM
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get along little doggie? no, get 2.
July 24, 2023 at 7:18 PM
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October 3, 2026 at 12:49 PM
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June 22, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Don DrAIper
openAIs next product is going to be a gun that shoots you in the head so your agent can live your life for you
September 30, 2026 at 1:20 AM
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...Assumption #4 has been driving me batshit, yet no one seems to realize it: if you're worried trans ppl might potentially harm your Dem candidate's chances, then YOUR CANDIDATE MADE A BAD DECISION! so why not join us in trying to get them to reverse position? juliaserano.medium.com/on-democrats...
September 16, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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my “I’m not a mold-addled bigot but I am in the epstein files” FAQ has a lot of people frequently asking questions already answered by my FAQ
JK Rowling putting up a disclaimer about having mold in her castle in the FAQs section of her website is satisfying.

She was so bothered about the mold she learned how to blur her backgrounds, now this.

Bullies are such pathetic creatures.
September 14, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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girl who doesnt understand anything: call me twin peaks the way i be killing these arnold palmers
September 15, 2026 at 1:42 AM
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GODZILLA AND KONG ARE GONNA FUCK THIS IS NOT A DRILL
September 6, 2026 at 2:40 PM
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[hermès manager to an employee] so, are you birkin hard or hardly birkin?
September 6, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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Internet 1.0 never died, you abandoned it
September 5, 2026 at 3:11 PM
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A gentle reminder that if we miss the 1.5°C target (and we certainly will), the next target is 1.51°C and not 2°C. We need to keep fighting.

Every tonne of CO₂ emitted makes the job of future CO₂ removal harder, and every 0.01°C of temperature increase makes the world more chaotic and dangerous.
November 10, 2024 at 7:47 AM
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thanks tuco
August 31, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Chinese guy named Jay-Z
August 29, 2026 at 5:03 AM
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reposting my Reacher fanart because there's a new season
August 27, 2026 at 10:48 AM
Evil loading screen tip
maysuser.name may @maysuser.name · Aug 26
framing sexual availability in contrast to puritanical culture is a great way to pressure people into sexual acts they otherwise wouldn't be okay with
August 26, 2026 at 6:10 PM
unfortunately too safety-conscious to roll down the car window and let my dog aura farm
August 26, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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found out today making swedish chef noises instead of throwing the ball gets her insanely pissed off
August 25, 2026 at 11:02 PM
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sometimes I just think about how we killed like 6 members of the current leader of Iran's family. that was the first thing we did in the war. and then after that trump was like, why won't this blowhard sit down at the negotiating table
August 25, 2026 at 3:02 AM
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He was the one in that tiny Elmo costume
What if I told you this story is from TODAY.
August 19, 2026 at 9:31 PM
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August 19, 2026 at 9:26 AM
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you know what? fuck you. *conflates you, making you inaccurately associated*
August 17, 2026 at 12:27 AM
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The Hague is too good for these people
Somewhere in a sweltering desert, cockroaches scurry around the cell of Carlitos Ricardo Parias. He holds up a plastic bottle, gazing at the worm-like creatures swimming in his water. His other arm is turning purple from a gunshot wound for which he says he hasn’t received proper medical care.
August 16, 2026 at 10:13 PM
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i do not grant "wolf wishes"
if "Wolf Wishes" aren't real, explain this @eyepatchwolf.bsky.social
August 14, 2026 at 9:45 AM
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August 12, 2026 at 10:50 AM