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[Cut to chef in kitchen sweating while chugging unknown liquid]
Chef: I am God's perfect angel. I have trained under every famous chef. I have a "seventh sense" that allows me to know that the clientele will crave. The demon Ramsay has been summoned here to test me, nothing more.
Chef: I am God's perfect angel. I have trained under every famous chef. I have a "seventh sense" that allows me to know that the clientele will crave. The demon Ramsay has been summoned here to test me, nothing more.
September 7, 2026 at 3:13 PM
[Cut to chef in kitchen sweating while chugging unknown liquid]
Chef: I am God's perfect angel. I have trained under every famous chef. I have a "seventh sense" that allows me to know that the clientele will crave. The demon Ramsay has been summoned here to test me, nothing more.
Chef: I am God's perfect angel. I have trained under every famous chef. I have a "seventh sense" that allows me to know that the clientele will crave. The demon Ramsay has been summoned here to test me, nothing more.
been watching kitchen nightmares clips on youtube
![[wait staff approches nervously.]
[some fuckhead who owns the restaurant comes out]
Fuckhead: This is our delicious food Chef, this is our pride and joy
[the wait staff is holding a plate of - what the - DOG POOP?? is this guy serious?????]
gordon ramsey: dog poop. i cant fucking believe this. fuck me. this is complete shit and thats with no pun intended](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:idl3zlyri5vxyq55rlh354z2/bafkreiacaoknhpu5tqwfdyu5lqsvpbh52svaqwcee6lhyaiohdxdqqpvdy)
September 7, 2026 at 2:52 PM
been watching kitchen nightmares clips on youtube
[any time any american online friend hasn't been online in a few days] Ah they most likely died in Iraq. fighting insurgents. damned shame
September 7, 2026 at 3:48 AM
[any time any american online friend hasn't been online in a few days] Ah they most likely died in Iraq. fighting insurgents. damned shame
It is: ableist to say that I'm not allowed to open Magic the Gathering The Hobbit™ booster packs on my phone while driving exactly between both lanes. It's also classist because I bought the cards with in-game currency instead of spending real money on gems
September 5, 2026 at 4:27 PM
It is: ableist to say that I'm not allowed to open Magic the Gathering The Hobbit™ booster packs on my phone while driving exactly between both lanes. It's also classist because I bought the cards with in-game currency instead of spending real money on gems
Mandatory gdpr training at work said "Raw data is like oxygen for AI systems, and the more they have, the better they work!" Whatever man I already knew that raw data is like oxygen for AI systems. and i also knew that productivity scales linearly with oxygen intake
September 3, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Mandatory gdpr training at work said "Raw data is like oxygen for AI systems, and the more they have, the better they work!" Whatever man I already knew that raw data is like oxygen for AI systems. and i also knew that productivity scales linearly with oxygen intake
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Dimethyl mercury is just the scary-sounding scientific name for water. It's fine. "It's a chemical". Yes, water is a chemical.
August 30, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Dimethyl mercury is just the scary-sounding scientific name for water. It's fine. "It's a chemical". Yes, water is a chemical.
Regretfully correct. We deserve this and worse
August 29, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Regretfully correct. We deserve this and worse
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I love to read a beautiful book and have it profoundly change my life for 45 seconds
August 8, 2026 at 7:57 PM
I love to read a beautiful book and have it profoundly change my life for 45 seconds
He was the one in that tiny Elmo costume
August 19, 2026 at 9:31 PM
He was the one in that tiny Elmo costume
Was really excited to check out the Kingdom Hearts 4 trailer. Sadly was let down when it turns out they put a bunch of disney bullshit in it. Would've been willing to deal with that but then I saw they made this one an action RPG. As a huge fan of the series I'm very disappointed
August 17, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Was really excited to check out the Kingdom Hearts 4 trailer. Sadly was let down when it turns out they put a bunch of disney bullshit in it. Would've been willing to deal with that but then I saw they made this one an action RPG. As a huge fan of the series I'm very disappointed
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![by u/imdbtop67 in r/sightandsound
Best Viewing Order For 2022 Top 100?
Hey! I’m new to this IP and just wondered if I should watch from 1 - 100 or some other order. I asked ChatGPT but my current instance thinks it’s a Vulpix that turned into a human girl (can’t figure out how to get her to “forget” this) and has only seen the Shrek movies. Will 1 - 100 be okay or will I get confused?
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u/SightNSoundFan2006
As you would know if you’ve read the pinned post, you are NOT supposed to watch all 100 movies. Even though the list is from 2022, most of the movies are more than ten years old, so they are not recommended for new viewers. Watch the following movies in this EXACT order:
Moonlight (delete this off the list if you haven’t seen it by September 2026)
Get Out (skip this if you don’t like horror or politics)
Parasite (skip this if you don’t like subtitles)
Portrait Of A Lady On Fire (OPTIONAL!!!! Most people recommend skipping this one)
After that you are DONE. You can rewatch those movies or wait for 2032 when they will release a new list.
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u/RandianKnave
Release order. It’s always release order.
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u/RisenAngelRising
Welcome to the fandom! The “1 - 100” is just a qualitative ranking from directors, NOT a release order. Most of the movies are independent of each other and you can watch them in any order that you like. They’re all great movies!
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It's fucked up that Google is spending their time implementing and immediately cancelling a way to alter satellite imagery with AI instead of doing what we all want and bringing back Google Buzz
August 1, 2026 at 11:43 AM
It's fucked up that Google is spending their time implementing and immediately cancelling a way to alter satellite imagery with AI instead of doing what we all want and bringing back Google Buzz
Realistic take on Spec Ops: The Line featuring a chilling moment where, during a routine white phosphorus bombing of civilians, the player accidentally kills an enemy combatant
July 29, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Realistic take on Spec Ops: The Line featuring a chilling moment where, during a routine white phosphorus bombing of civilians, the player accidentally kills an enemy combatant
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(acting in American Psycho but I forgot my lines) wow... business card.... a perfect rectangle... white, with words on it... All the key information is on here
Jared Leto: (also forgot his lines) Plus it has Dope Handfeel as well
Jared Leto: (also forgot his lines) Plus it has Dope Handfeel as well
July 28, 2026 at 2:30 PM
(acting in American Psycho but I forgot my lines) wow... business card.... a perfect rectangle... white, with words on it... All the key information is on here
Jared Leto: (also forgot his lines) Plus it has Dope Handfeel as well
Jared Leto: (also forgot his lines) Plus it has Dope Handfeel as well
Working on a zathura-style reimagining of LOST where it takes place on space. They're on a routine space flight and they crash into a small planet. the rest of the show is exactly the same including the parts where the writers have to improvise around all the female actors getting duis at once
July 27, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Working on a zathura-style reimagining of LOST where it takes place on space. They're on a routine space flight and they crash into a small planet. the rest of the show is exactly the same including the parts where the writers have to improvise around all the female actors getting duis at once
[loudly dictating post into voice recognition software on the bus] Ice makes cold drinks hit different
July 27, 2026 at 3:43 PM
[loudly dictating post into voice recognition software on the bus] Ice makes cold drinks hit different
Incredible news. Elon Musk just turned one of his testicles into liquid so he could inject it into the other one. The pink haired woman from the triggered feminist meme template must be seething 😂
July 27, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Incredible news. Elon Musk just turned one of his testicles into liquid so he could inject it into the other one. The pink haired woman from the triggered feminist meme template must be seething 😂
Who do I hope wins the World Cup? No one. I hope every team loses because I'm evil and I want everyone in the world to be unhappy. I truly believe in the power of sport to immiserate
July 16, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Who do I hope wins the World Cup? No one. I hope every team loses because I'm evil and I want everyone in the world to be unhappy. I truly believe in the power of sport to immiserate
€10. €9,999,999. €500,000. €19.99. And many more
July 16, 2026 at 1:51 PM
€10. €9,999,999. €500,000. €19.99. And many more
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