stupid man
@porktartare.bsky.social
This account does 𝙉𝙊𝙏 separate art from artist.
D̶a̶v̶i̶d̶ ̶B̶o̶w̶i̶e̶,̶ ̶K̶a̶n̶y̶e̶,̶ ̶B̶r̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶N̶e̶w̶,̶ ̶F̶a̶l̶l̶ ̶O̶u̶t̶ ̶B̶o̶y̶,̶ ̶D̶r̶.̶ ̶D̶r̶e̶,̶ ̶Q̶O̶T̶S̶A̶,̶ ̶T̶h̶e̶ ̶S̶t̶r̶o̶k̶e̶s̶ ...𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦!
D̶a̶v̶i̶d̶ ̶B̶o̶w̶i̶e̶,̶ ̶K̶a̶n̶y̶e̶,̶ ̶B̶r̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶N̶e̶w̶,̶ ̶F̶a̶l̶l̶ ̶O̶u̶t̶ ̶B̶o̶y̶,̶ ̶D̶r̶.̶ ̶D̶r̶e̶,̶ ̶Q̶O̶T̶S̶A̶,̶ ̶T̶h̶e̶ ̶S̶t̶r̶o̶k̶e̶s̶ ...𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦!
Never kill yourself
September 21, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Never kill yourself
@itsphetz.bsky.social wow did you know this
September 19, 2026 at 10:08 PM
@itsphetz.bsky.social wow did you know this
Took a nap and had a terrible dream that the ISS was hovering over my house and a piece of it was sticking through my open kitchen window. I was trying to google "NASA phone number" to call someone and let them know.
September 19, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Took a nap and had a terrible dream that the ISS was hovering over my house and a piece of it was sticking through my open kitchen window. I was trying to google "NASA phone number" to call someone and let them know.
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[Q]
any good summer time songs?
okay so me and my friend really want summer to come cause we are just so sick of the snow!! and to get in the mood we would put summer songs on.. is there any good summer songs anyone knows?
thanks
<3
[A]
99 red balloons - goldfinger
[2008]
any good summer time songs?
okay so me and my friend really want summer to come cause we are just so sick of the snow!! and to get in the mood we would put summer songs on.. is there any good summer songs anyone knows?
thanks
<3
[A]
99 red balloons - goldfinger
[2008]
September 19, 2026 at 11:06 AM
[Q]
any good summer time songs?
okay so me and my friend really want summer to come cause we are just so sick of the snow!! and to get in the mood we would put summer songs on.. is there any good summer songs anyone knows?
thanks
<3
[A]
99 red balloons - goldfinger
[2008]
any good summer time songs?
okay so me and my friend really want summer to come cause we are just so sick of the snow!! and to get in the mood we would put summer songs on.. is there any good summer songs anyone knows?
thanks
<3
[A]
99 red balloons - goldfinger
[2008]
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Every once in a while you get a pop up like "Allow YouTube access to your balls and all the little sperm guys inside them?"
September 18, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Every once in a while you get a pop up like "Allow YouTube access to your balls and all the little sperm guys inside them?"
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r/twosentencehorrorstory
"The penis exploding chamber is out of commission", one man said, and I sighed a sigh of relief.
"We'll have to explode his penis manually", said the other man.
"The penis exploding chamber is out of commission", one man said, and I sighed a sigh of relief.
"We'll have to explode his penis manually", said the other man.
September 15, 2026 at 9:17 PM
r/twosentencehorrorstory
"The penis exploding chamber is out of commission", one man said, and I sighed a sigh of relief.
"We'll have to explode his penis manually", said the other man.
"The penis exploding chamber is out of commission", one man said, and I sighed a sigh of relief.
"We'll have to explode his penis manually", said the other man.
Industry plant aside, the existence of this guy proves that we need height limits for pop stars.
September 15, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Industry plant aside, the existence of this guy proves that we need height limits for pop stars.
I don't listen to Mackenzie, I sit my white ass down and listen.
September 15, 2026 at 12:09 AM
I don't listen to Mackenzie, I sit my white ass down and listen.
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if donkey kong threw barrels at me all day cause i tried to meet up with my girlfriend at a construction site, i wouldn't be having fun playing tennis, racing go karts etc with him. i'd be stone cold dead with my face and head split open and concaved from barrels🥫💥😵 mario isn't telling us everything
September 13, 2026 at 10:56 AM
if donkey kong threw barrels at me all day cause i tried to meet up with my girlfriend at a construction site, i wouldn't be having fun playing tennis, racing go karts etc with him. i'd be stone cold dead with my face and head split open and concaved from barrels🥫💥😵 mario isn't telling us everything
How to make the post-shower hair last all day?
September 13, 2026 at 1:19 AM
How to make the post-shower hair last all day?
I'm at sevs. Does anybody want some Hanks Pumpkin Brulee? It's for our troops.
September 11, 2026 at 11:22 PM
I'm at sevs. Does anybody want some Hanks Pumpkin Brulee? It's for our troops.
I both jacked off and fucked on 9/11 today
September 11, 2026 at 11:18 PM
I both jacked off and fucked on 9/11 today
Not going to share my 9/11 take right now but just know that it's annoying and unnecessary
September 11, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Not going to share my 9/11 take right now but just know that it's annoying and unnecessary
Who up blueing they steel
September 10, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Who up blueing they steel
I accidentally overdosed on caffeine two days ago. Highly do not recommend this experience.
September 10, 2026 at 2:31 PM
I accidentally overdosed on caffeine two days ago. Highly do not recommend this experience.
I feel like it's going to be a squash autumn, boys
September 10, 2026 at 12:15 PM
I feel like it's going to be a squash autumn, boys
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Classics professor Emily Wilson has published a 15,000 word review tearing Nintendo a new hole for including a jump button in Ocarina of Time. "I am going to kill you in real life," she threatens over forty times.
September 8, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Classics professor Emily Wilson has published a 15,000 word review tearing Nintendo a new hole for including a jump button in Ocarina of Time. "I am going to kill you in real life," she threatens over forty times.
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An account with this avatar was just blocked.
September 8, 2026 at 11:05 AM
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
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i like you bro. i’m gonna add you to my bestiary
October 27, 2025 at 2:53 AM
i like you bro. i’m gonna add you to my bestiary
Lidl put destiny shaders on their tools
September 7, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Lidl put destiny shaders on their tools
Why is he making this face??
September 6, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Why is he making this face??
They think that I'm Tom Cruise
September 5, 2026 at 3:50 PM
They think that I'm Tom Cruise
Juvenile gulls are such annoying little gremlins to their parents
September 4, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Juvenile gulls are such annoying little gremlins to their parents
Favorite movie that needs to be adjusted for inflation? I'll go first.
September 3, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Favorite movie that needs to be adjusted for inflation? I'll go first.