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@porktartare.bsky.social
This account does 𝙉𝙊𝙏 separate art from artist.

D̶a̶v̶i̶d̶ ̶B̶o̶w̶i̶e̶,̶ ̶K̶a̶n̶y̶e̶,̶ ̶B̶r̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶N̶e̶w̶,̶ ̶F̶a̶l̶l̶ ̶O̶u̶t̶ ̶B̶o̶y̶,̶ ̶D̶r̶.̶ ̶D̶r̶e̶,̶ ̶Q̶O̶T̶S̶A̶,̶ ̶T̶h̶e̶ ̶S̶t̶r̶o̶k̶e̶s̶ ...𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦!
Red beans and rice. So damn good.
September 26, 2026 at 9:36 PM
The holy trinity baby
September 26, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Me when the waiter comes by and asks if there's anything else they can get for the table.
September 25, 2026 at 1:27 PM
September 23, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Never kill yourself
September 21, 2026 at 5:19 PM
@itsphetz.bsky.social wow did you know this
September 19, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Trying this
September 16, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Industry plant aside, the existence of this guy proves that we need height limits for pop stars.
September 15, 2026 at 12:12 AM
After an oil bath. I messed up the first time but now I'm very happy with the results.
September 13, 2026 at 11:35 PM
September 13, 2026 at 2:18 AM
September 13, 2026 at 1:28 AM
How to make the post-shower hair last all day?
September 13, 2026 at 1:19 AM
I'm at sevs. Does anybody want some Hanks Pumpkin Brulee? It's for our troops.
September 11, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Who up blueing they steel
September 10, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Lidl put destiny shaders on their tools
September 7, 2026 at 9:57 PM
September 7, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Why is he making this face??
September 6, 2026 at 8:42 PM
They think that I'm Tom Cruise
September 5, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Juvenile gulls are such annoying little gremlins to their parents
September 4, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Favorite movie that needs to be adjusted for inflation? I'll go first.
September 3, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Watched this last night for some reason. Completely forgettable movie that has no business with such a stacked cast. Ralph Fiennes clearly had the time of his life playing Hades. Also contains no Titans.
August 26, 2026 at 6:06 PM
These are my phone games and I've played them so much it's getting on my nerves. What other games should I try.
August 26, 2026 at 5:30 PM
It's insane how well Gungeon runs on my phone. Console is just barely better.
August 25, 2026 at 12:03 PM
This reminds me that Peter Watts' Blindsight opens with the best pairing of quotes ever
August 21, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Fuck yes
August 20, 2026 at 6:49 PM