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Craig M. Ranapia
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"This heaven gives me migraine."

Old enough to know better at the ends of the earth (New Zealand). I am large and contain multitudes, all of them intensely irritating. (Same-sex) married. Catholic. Conservative-ish. Cis-male. Jane Austen cultist.
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RIP. I inherited this Peter Max print that my mother got in the 70s, the man's heyday. It's a lot simpler than a lot of his ad work (the piece I'm quoting is particularly busy) but it's his.
September 18, 2026 at 12:43 PM
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This post has the same effect as Tom Holland's Lip Sync Battle vid.
If you see this absolute legend of a gif, you repost it.
September 18, 2026 at 5:54 AM
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Killjoys.

Damn near perfect. It builds the characters, tells the story, and gets it done in 5 ten-episode seasons
Name a tv show that's the right amount of seasons.
September 18, 2026 at 5:37 AM
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Probably the scariest and also most intellectually rigorous uncanny novel I have ever read. My review for the NYT. Free link. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/17/b...
Book Review: ‘The Rouse,’ by China Miéville (Gift Article)
“The Rouse,” by China Miéville, is a decade-spanning epic about a secret military unit trying to raise and weaponize the dead.
www.nytimes.com
September 17, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Keeping it real: I'm not going to force out a single crocodile tear when Mitch McConnell board the express elevator straight to Hell.

But I hate the Beltway ghoul show he's the non-consenting lead in every bit as much as I did when the headliner was Dianne Feinstein.
September 18, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Name an album you can hear on repeat that never gets old.

PARADE (Prince and the Revolution, 1986)
September 18, 2026 at 2:09 AM
FLEABAG.

Two series. Twelve episodes in total. Came in with a clear aim and point of view, said everything it had to say, and went away with considerable grace before it outstayed its welcome.
September 18, 2026 at 1:59 AM
It actually is - but not in the way the OP thinks. Don't forget that on this day eighty years ago Japan and much of Germany & Austria was under American military occupation. As flawed and partial as it was, war crimes trials and purges of fascist influence from civil institutions did happen.
WW2 is an instructive analogy. Germany committed genocide but it was rare to hear Americans say Germany should not exist. Arguably the Japanese military carried out genocidal campaigns on the continent and it was common to hear American exterminationist talk about Japanese. What was the difference?
Israel is committing a genocide in Gaza, but my solution to that is *not* that the country of Israel should cease to exist.

I feel like this is a reasonable and humane position.
September 18, 2026 at 1:42 AM
What evil magic is this - I'm feeling a dull spasm of interest in American Horror Story content for the first time in years. Entirely due to WTAF John-freaking-Waters is serving.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PX9...
American Horror Story Season 13 Trailer
YouTube video by Rotten Tomatoes TV
www.youtube.com
September 18, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Washington Post editorial board serving big "the only reason you don't want to fuck me is because you're an ugly frigid dyke" shitty ex- energy.
"Out of spite for President Donald Trump, Carney is accelerating the decoupling of a trade bloc that has generated enormous prosperity for North America." Seriously, Wapo editorial - you're going with Canadian spite? www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
Opinion | Canada’s great European misadventure
Donald Trump is for now. A Brussels bureaucrat is forever.
www.washingtonpost.com
September 18, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Among everything else, I wouldn't be so damn cocky if my attempt to extend the franchise with a string of big-budget prequels are dead in the water due to their... tepid critical and box office reception. Just a thought.
I for one won’t be watching and hope that JK is in for a rude awakening. It’s also pretty crazy to be this overly confident about rehashing your already adapted books with lesser known actors.
September 18, 2026 at 12:53 AM
On the principle that if you can't say anything nice say nothing at all... not the worse holodeck-based episode #StarTrek has ever produced. Christina Chong is also a consummate pro. That's it. #StrangeNewWorlds
September 18, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Your hourly reminder that the existential threat to the Democratic Party isn't "woke" or "trans" but a parasitic consultant-strategist-lobbyist industrial complex that sucks up BILLIONS every cycle despite being incapable of getting laid at an orgy.
September 17, 2026 at 11:50 PM
'The BBC was not prescriptive about budgets but invited producers to propose “third party investment.” '

Pardon my Anglo-Saxon, but talk about a broadcaster staggering from one financial and political crisis to the next smothering the lead in PR bullshit.
September 17, 2026 at 11:32 PM
#CurrentlyReading CROSSING THE WINE-DARK SEA by film bro hate fetish Emily Wilson. Anyone still inclined to feel bad for Christopher Nolan should digest her rather stern essay discussing other Odyssey translations and be thankful he got off so lightly. #BookSky
September 17, 2026 at 6:12 AM
Your extremely unfriendly reminder that McConnell would flunk the incredibly intrusive and punitive "work tests" he and his party obsessively imposes on the most poor and vulnerable as an excuse to deny them any public assistance whatsoever.
For 33 years, McConnell has voted against family and medical leave for working Americans. Then he disappears from the Senate for 92 days and keeps collecting his full paycheck. Apparently, paid leave is only a problem when someone else gets it.
September 17, 2026 at 5:05 AM
One of the most fascinating things about films is how often daring creative swings are inspired by sheer practical considerations. One e.g. is TRANSIT, Christian Petzold's fantastic (and faithful) 2018 adaptation of Anna Seghers's 1944 novel. #FilmSky #MovieSky

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bwnn...
Transit - Official Trailer
YouTube video by Madman Films
www.youtube.com
September 17, 2026 at 1:07 AM
This is your brain on American Exceptionalism.
Trump threatens to cut off all trade with Europe if Canada associates closer with the EU
September 17, 2026 at 12:32 AM
There's always better than even odds that "conventional wisdom" is neither commonplace nor particularly wise.
"The conventional wisdom is that the memories of Covid-19 are a disaster for Labour. " - Henry Cooke, today.
September 17, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Robert Kraft is a liar as well as a bully and pathological apologist for crimes against humanity and routine breeches of international law committed by the State of Israel. No amount of PR spin and crisis management will change that.
Fucking worm.

All lives matter
I was gonna do it before Macklemore asked me by the way. So was Ed.
"Aid in the region"
Who created the humanitarian crisis again?
September 17, 2026 at 12:03 AM
I was never that big a fan, but dishonourable mention to SUPERNATURAL.

Pardon my French, but "Will cute closet case trenchcoat angel guy and cute closet case dude with anger issues just fuck already?" is NOT enough to sustain 327 episodes over fifteen seasons.
September 16, 2026 at 11:22 PM
THE X-FILES is way too cheap and easy a shot for those of us in the SF/fantasy TV space, but you know... (And zero disrespect to Robert Patrick, Annabeth Gish and Mitch Pileggi who did the best anyone could expect with the garbage they got.)
September 16, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Like every other form of bigotry, when you distil transmisogyny to its absolute essence you get a toxic sludge of self-hating mediocrity and failure that seeks to poison everything it touches.
September 16, 2026 at 11:05 PM
THIS.

You can't shame the shameless.
You can't appeal to the decency of the indecent.
You certainly can't appeal to the honour of thieves.

But you CAN, if you've got the nerve, make sure these goons pay a higher price for their nonsense than they're willing to pay. Only way they learn.

#nzpol
Labour needs to be clearer that it will rip up any agreement this govt signs during election with zero compensation. Counterparties need to be clearly warned.
Weakness on this invites LNG gamblers to frame deal simply for a payout.
#nzpol

www.stuff.co.nz/politics/361...
Simeon Brown says controversial LNG contract could be signed during election campaign
Labour leader Chris Hipkins says it would be “recklessly irresponsible” for the government to to sign a binding LNG contract before the election.
www.stuff.co.nz
September 16, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Anyone else missing the days when you could enjoy a gag bit without the ever-present existential fear that your joy is AI slop-fake all the way down?
September 16, 2026 at 9:45 PM