Claudia Lonow
@crapaport.bsky.social
Played Diana on Knots Landing. CUT TO: COCAINE MONTAGE. CUT TO: TV writer who created 4 shows. CUT TO: indie movie director. CUT TO: death. She/Her
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What’s one way we can rein in ICE?
We can start by boycotting ICE’s corporate collaborators that are profiting from the agency’s cruelty.
Watch.
We can start by boycotting ICE’s corporate collaborators that are profiting from the agency’s cruelty.
Watch.
February 17, 2026 at 3:05 PM
What’s one way we can rein in ICE?
We can start by boycotting ICE’s corporate collaborators that are profiting from the agency’s cruelty.
Watch.
We can start by boycotting ICE’s corporate collaborators that are profiting from the agency’s cruelty.
Watch.
Pam Bondi (the dow is 50,000!)
two women standing next to each other with the words twenty five thousand on the bottom right
ALT: two women standing next to each other with the words twenty five thousand on the bottom right
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February 12, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Pam Bondi (the dow is 50,000!)
I’d like to thank Jill Zarin for ensuring me I do NOT need to watch her on TV ever again. I’m sure she’ll be just as vile on her new Golden Girls rip off show as she was about Bad Bunny.
February 9, 2026 at 7:17 PM
I’d like to thank Jill Zarin for ensuring me I do NOT need to watch her on TV ever again. I’m sure she’ll be just as vile on her new Golden Girls rip off show as she was about Bad Bunny.
New for 2026 -- resigning as "enough punishment" for participating in and/or turning a blind eye to sex trafficking women and children.
Massie on Howard Lutnick: "He should just resign. Three people in Great Britain resigned for less than what we've seen Howard Lutnick lie about. He clearly went to the island, if we believe what's in these files. He was in business with Jeffrey Epstein."
February 8, 2026 at 5:29 PM
New for 2026 -- resigning as "enough punishment" for participating in and/or turning a blind eye to sex trafficking women and children.
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ICE Agent Scores Easy Win By Deporting Own Family
ICE Agent Scores Easy Win By Deporting Own Family
CHICAGO—Saying he couldn’t remember the last time an immigration raid had been so convenient, fast, or fun, Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent Mark Hammond reportedly scored an easy win Monday ...
theonion.com
February 7, 2026 at 5:00 PM
ICE Agent Scores Easy Win By Deporting Own Family
New pitch to increase the birth rate: men stop raping children.
February 6, 2026 at 9:52 PM
New pitch to increase the birth rate: men stop raping children.
My Roman Empire is the Roman Empire cuz gender is a construct. I think this joke is 2 years too late, but time is also a construct so 🤷♀️
February 2, 2026 at 6:48 PM
My Roman Empire is the Roman Empire cuz gender is a construct. I think this joke is 2 years too late, but time is also a construct so 🤷♀️
Perfume is like a billion dollars now? (This has been a distraction from the usual horror show).
January 27, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Perfume is like a billion dollars now? (This has been a distraction from the usual horror show).
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GOP Adds ‘ICE Kills Everyone’ Pillar To 2026 Platform https://theonion.com/gop-adds-ice-kills-everyone-pillar-to-2026-platform/
January 13, 2026 at 6:30 PM
GOP Adds ‘ICE Kills Everyone’ Pillar To 2026 Platform https://theonion.com/gop-adds-ice-kills-everyone-pillar-to-2026-platform/
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NEW: Civilians have had apparent seizures. One had his eyes roll back. Another had ribs broken.
“I felt like I was going to pass out and die,” said a 16-year-old citizen put in a chokehold.
The government won’t say if any agents have been punished.
“I felt like I was going to pass out and die,” said a 16-year-old citizen put in a chokehold.
The government won’t say if any agents have been punished.
We Found More Than 40 Cases of Immigration Agents Using Banned Chokeholds and Other Moves That Can Cut Off Breathing
Civilians have had apparent seizures. One had his eyes roll back. Another had ribs broken. “I felt like I was going to pass out and die,” said a 16-year-old citizen put in a chokehold. The government ...
www.propublica.org
January 13, 2026 at 1:00 PM
NEW: Civilians have had apparent seizures. One had his eyes roll back. Another had ribs broken.
“I felt like I was going to pass out and die,” said a 16-year-old citizen put in a chokehold.
The government won’t say if any agents have been punished.
“I felt like I was going to pass out and die,” said a 16-year-old citizen put in a chokehold.
The government won’t say if any agents have been punished.
Even though I knew it would happen eventually, I'm sad about it. (This statement goes for multiple things).
January 7, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Even though I knew it would happen eventually, I'm sad about it. (This statement goes for multiple things).
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NEW: MAYOR FREY: “ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”
January 7, 2026 at 6:49 PM
NEW: MAYOR FREY: “ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”
Every local politician needs to show up at these protests and protect their constituents.
January 7, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Every local politician needs to show up at these protests and protect their constituents.
January 7, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Deadthefilm.com is HERE on dynasty.tv (best place to get it cuz they're cool and there's extra shit there), apple.tv , amazon and google play. YAY!!!!!
January 7, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Deadthefilm.com is HERE on dynasty.tv (best place to get it cuz they're cool and there's extra shit there), apple.tv , amazon and google play. YAY!!!!!
You can GET D(e)AD TODAY!
January 5, 2026 at 4:16 PM
You can GET D(e)AD TODAY!
Deadthefilm.com — 2 more days till release!!!! January 5th!
January 3, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Deadthefilm.com — 2 more days till release!!!! January 5th!
Deadthefilm.com is available for preorder now on dynasty.tv. Out on dynasty.tv Apple.tv and Amazon JANUARY 5th!
January 3, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Deadthefilm.com is available for preorder now on dynasty.tv. Out on dynasty.tv Apple.tv and Amazon JANUARY 5th!
Is there anything one can do with leftover white meat chicken (blech) to make it tasty that doesn’t involve an unhealthy amount of mayonnaise?
December 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Is there anything one can do with leftover white meat chicken (blech) to make it tasty that doesn’t involve an unhealthy amount of mayonnaise?
You can now pre order D(e)ad at deadthefilm.com. Yay!!!!
December 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
You can now pre order D(e)ad at deadthefilm.com. Yay!!!!
Why will there be "scary ghost stories" at the most wonderful time of the year? I get, "parties for hosting" and I guess "marshmallows roasting" and caroling out in the snow... but how did scary ghost stories get involved?
the words it 's the most wonderful time of the year are written in red
ALT: the words it 's the most wonderful time of the year are written in red
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December 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Why will there be "scary ghost stories" at the most wonderful time of the year? I get, "parties for hosting" and I guess "marshmallows roasting" and caroling out in the snow... but how did scary ghost stories get involved?
If I was a sex creep pedophile master mind, I don't know that I'd keep SO MANY FILES.
December 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
If I was a sex creep pedophile master mind, I don't know that I'd keep SO MANY FILES.
Merry Xmas eve. I think xmas music is, like, a yearly, capitalist torture experiment conducted by the aging originators of MK Ultra.
December 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Merry Xmas eve. I think xmas music is, like, a yearly, capitalist torture experiment conducted by the aging originators of MK Ultra.
Our movie D(e)ad is available for pre order on dynasty.tv AND Apple.tv YAY!!!!
December 22, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Our movie D(e)ad is available for pre order on dynasty.tv AND Apple.tv YAY!!!!