Claudia Lonow
@crapaport.bsky.social
Played Diana on Knots Landing. CUT TO: COCAINE MONTAGE. CUT TO: TV writer who created 4 shows. CUT TO: indie movie director. CUT TO: death. She/Her
I’d like to thank Jill Zarin for ensuring me I do NOT need to watch her on TV ever again. I’m sure she’ll be just as vile on her new Golden Girls rip off show as she was about Bad Bunny.
February 9, 2026 at 7:17 PM
I’d like to thank Jill Zarin for ensuring me I do NOT need to watch her on TV ever again. I’m sure she’ll be just as vile on her new Golden Girls rip off show as she was about Bad Bunny.
January 7, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Deadthefilm.com is HERE on dynasty.tv (best place to get it cuz they're cool and there's extra shit there), apple.tv , amazon and google play. YAY!!!!!
January 7, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Deadthefilm.com is HERE on dynasty.tv (best place to get it cuz they're cool and there's extra shit there), apple.tv , amazon and google play. YAY!!!!!
You can GET D(e)AD TODAY!
January 5, 2026 at 4:16 PM
You can GET D(e)AD TODAY!
Deadthefilm.com — 2 more days till release!!!! January 5th!
January 3, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Deadthefilm.com — 2 more days till release!!!! January 5th!
Deadthefilm.com is available for preorder now on dynasty.tv. Out on dynasty.tv Apple.tv and Amazon JANUARY 5th!
January 3, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Deadthefilm.com is available for preorder now on dynasty.tv. Out on dynasty.tv Apple.tv and Amazon JANUARY 5th!
You can now pre order D(e)ad at deadthefilm.com. Yay!!!!
December 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
You can now pre order D(e)ad at deadthefilm.com. Yay!!!!
Our movie D(e)ad is available for pre order on dynasty.tv AND Apple.tv YAY!!!!
December 22, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Our movie D(e)ad is available for pre order on dynasty.tv AND Apple.tv YAY!!!!
Deadthefilm.com is coming to your tv. You’ll be able to rent or purchase on Apple TV, amazon, YouTube, fandango starting in January — or you can pre-order it right now from dynasty.tv, and get special features on the platform!. Kickstarter backers—check your inbox, the film is on its way to you now!
December 15, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Deadthefilm.com is coming to your tv. You’ll be able to rent or purchase on Apple TV, amazon, YouTube, fandango starting in January — or you can pre-order it right now from dynasty.tv, and get special features on the platform!. Kickstarter backers—check your inbox, the film is on its way to you now!
This Saturday! November 29th! Virtual red carpet premiere of D(e)AD! Buy tickets at live.dynastytypewriter.com.
November 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
This Saturday! November 29th! Virtual red carpet premiere of D(e)AD! Buy tickets at live.dynastytypewriter.com.
Online premiere of D(e)ad November 29th! Live chat with cast and crew! Tickets available at dynastytypewriter.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Online premiere of D(e)ad November 29th! Live chat with cast and crew! Tickets available at dynastytypewriter.com
Well, it didn't ruin it for ME... if that's anything.
November 18, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Well, it didn't ruin it for ME... if that's anything.
Timothy Chalamet is famous, but so was Robby Benson and Timothy Hutton.
November 17, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Timothy Chalamet is famous, but so was Robby Benson and Timothy Hutton.
Something nice in these bullshit times: deadthefilm.com still going strong thanks to you guys!
November 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Something nice in these bullshit times: deadthefilm.com still going strong thanks to you guys!
In case you’re wondering, I DO relate the the Stiller & Meara documentary on Apple and I LOVE IT.
October 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
In case you’re wondering, I DO relate the the Stiller & Meara documentary on Apple and I LOVE IT.
D(e)ady the ghost says “goodbye Amsterdam! You’re beautiful and the screening of D(e)ad at The Crea was magical and your pizza is incomprehensible. Mwah!
October 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
D(e)ady the ghost says “goodbye Amsterdam! You’re beautiful and the screening of D(e)ad at The Crea was magical and your pizza is incomprehensible. Mwah!
D(e)ad is now coming to the Alamo!!!! (For a week! Get those tix)
October 16, 2025 at 6:03 PM
D(e)ad is now coming to the Alamo!!!! (For a week! Get those tix)
BTS photoshoot for D(e)af with @jonathanschmock.bsky.social and Craig Bierko.
October 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
BTS photoshoot for D(e)af with @jonathanschmock.bsky.social and Craig Bierko.
Had the best time screaming D(e)ad at the austin film society!!!
October 8, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Had the best time screaming D(e)ad at the austin film society!!!
D(e)ad is mentioned in rolling stone. Nbd.
October 2, 2025 at 4:41 PM
D(e)ad is mentioned in rolling stone. Nbd.
Yo our movie deadthefilm.com is going world wide. Me and @jonathanschmock.bsky.social will be doing Q&A’s in London, Amsterdam and Berlin!
October 1, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Yo our movie deadthefilm.com is going world wide. Me and @jonathanschmock.bsky.social will be doing Q&A’s in London, Amsterdam and Berlin!
I made deadthefilm.com with my daughter, @izball.bsky.social @vicmmic.bsky.social my mom, my stepfather, my partner, @jonathanschmock.bsky.social Craig Bierko, Eddie Pepitone, Nick Marini -- we're distributing ourselves with Laser Webber People like it!
September 30, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I made deadthefilm.com with my daughter, @izball.bsky.social @vicmmic.bsky.social my mom, my stepfather, my partner, @jonathanschmock.bsky.social Craig Bierko, Eddie Pepitone, Nick Marini -- we're distributing ourselves with Laser Webber People like it!
Still fuckin great. Daryl Dixon: Book of Carol
September 27, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Still fuckin great. Daryl Dixon: Book of Carol
Seeing people see “D(e)ad” is incredible.
September 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Seeing people see “D(e)ad” is incredible.