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The Stat Guru with a Side of Sass.
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OUR KAWAII CHECKDOWN KING SURVIVES
October 16, 2026 at 3:33 AM
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If people remember Padres-Brewers, and I think they will, I hope it's that two fairly evenly-matched teams who play sound fundamental baseball is always more exciting than two sluggers on each side and a bunch of guys getting a paycheck.
October 8, 2026 at 12:23 PM
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Tatis Jr 429 ft dinger
October 8, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Counterpoint:

The search parameters are two narrow.

In the statcast era, I see 7 home runs with a 49° launch angle, 4 of which have a lower EV than 105.3 MPH.

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October 4, 2026 at 4:58 AM
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Gavin Sheets off 100.8 mph! That’s the fastest pitch a Padres player has homered off of under tracking (2008 incl post)

And 3rd-fastest for HR by anyone in postseason in span, behind:

Seiya Suzuki, 101.4 mph, 2025 NLDS Game 5
Jackson Chourio, 101.4 mph, 2025 NLDS Game 2
October 1, 2026 at 3:44 AM
September 28, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
September 26, 2026 at 2:55 PM
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Hi hello. The Padres can clinch a Postseason berth today!

with:

a win

AND

a loss by AZ
Fernando Tatis Jr. Home Run Bat Flip
ALT: Fernando Tatis Jr. Home Run Bat Flip
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September 22, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Checkdown merchant strikes again
And finally, we have a deep shot to Jaylen Waddle -- down to the 1-yard line as Bo Nix rolls right and finds No. 17 for 49 yards.
September 20, 2026 at 9:02 PM
First inkling is a torn Achilles. Ugh just brutal and awful to see.
Caleb Williams appears to have pulled something on that run
September 20, 2026 at 7:37 PM
👀
September 17, 2026 at 8:52 PM
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Imagine a job where, faced with a difficult decision, you could just stop going to work www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
House to leave early, punting Hegseth impeachment vote until after November elections
House Republican leaders cancelled votes planned for Thursday. Members won’t return to Washington until Nov. 9.
www.nbcnews.com
September 16, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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Fernando Tatis Jr.!

455 ft

That’s his fifth 450+ ft home run this season, most in MLB
September 16, 2026 at 12:49 AM
The next announcement is that Ed Sheeran is playing Kennedy Center, isn't it?
September 15, 2026 at 9:44 PM
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September 10, 2026 at 2:44 AM
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Drew Lock is in for the Giants so time for bsky to get the Put On video
September 10, 2026 at 12:47 AM
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my take on the ocarina of time remake is that it looks fun and i am excited to play it with my children
September 8, 2026 at 3:28 PM
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August 25, 2026 at 7:30 PM
What an utterly unserious organization.
Sources: The Browns are naming Deshaun Watson as their starting QB for Week 1. The favorite going into camp. Now the starter, officially.
August 24, 2026 at 2:33 PM
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Max Muncy Asks Shohei Ohtani If They Have Max Muncy In Japan
Max Muncy Asks Shohei Ohtani If They Have Max Muncy In Japan
LOS ANGELES—Clarifying that he was simply curious whether there was a comparable version of himself overseas, Los Angeles Dodgers third baseman Max Muncy reportedly asked teammate Shohei Ohtani on Tue...
theonion.com
August 15, 2026 at 6:00 PM
We are so back
Six plays to a touchdown for the Broncos, who looked crisp and efficient on the opening series. Stidham went 3-for-3. Adam Prentice with the TD run, and also with a conversion on third-and-1 earlier. Sutton two catches -- including a 40-yarder -- and one for Bryant.
August 14, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Man, groupthink, priors, and "potential" on full display here in the commentary. Amusing to see who gets excuses and leeway, and who gets buried.
Our 2026 NFL Quarterback Tiers results are here.

The panel this year consisted of 21 execs and 29 coaches overall. Each voter placed 35 veteran QBs into five tiers, from best (Tier 1) to worst (Tier 5).

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August 4, 2026 at 2:14 PM
So the Padres got Casey Mize for Kash konsiderations 😎
Trade summary, per Kevin Acee:

Padres get - Casey Mize, Gage Workman
Tigers get - Kash Mayfield, Jackson Wolf
August 3, 2026 at 10:08 PM
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Astonishingly warm overnight low temps in Denver. 76° at DIA and 77° at Central Park would mark our warmest lows in 145 years, if it holds until midnight tonight.

Yesterday’s heat + cloudy overnight = crazy warm overnight temps.

#COwx
July 27, 2026 at 2:32 PM