Jurassic Garden
Scott Pilgrim vs the Town
Corpse Bridesmaid
Jurassic Garden
Hi, I’m my own goddamned appendix!
Hi, I'm...
Lake drowning (damn witch trials);
Violent step-parent (clearly a church inquisitor);
Anaphylaxis (maybe to a specific tree nut, maybe to holy water — I’ll never tell).
Hi, I'm...
(In order)
Perinatal Asphyxia
Food Aspiration Pneumonia x 2
Drowning in a Lake
Untreated Bipolar 2/Attempted Su*c*de
Almost Driving into a Ravine in a Snow Storm (lost control on ice)
A Head-on Car Crash (not my fault)
Hi, I’m my own goddamned appendix!
The first is Mr. Bean.
The second is an old Japanese hermit.
The third is a Continental Grande Dame who can’t count and only has aperitivo for breakfast.
She’s brought her friend, the fourth wolf, a nerdy Newfoundlander who is overly fond of the drink (tea).
The first is Mr. Bean.
The second is an old Japanese hermit.
The third is a Continental Grande Dame who can’t count and only has aperitivo for breakfast.
She’s brought her friend, the fourth wolf, a nerdy Newfoundlander who is overly fond of the drink (tea).