John
a8cfcd748320049.bsky.social
John
@a8cfcd748320049.bsky.social
✝ Catholic twitter refugee.
Pinned
Iran war, Epstein files, Tariffs; all distractions to make you forget that they still haven’t checked if all the gold is at Fort Knox.
There is a worrying lack on Lost on my timeline
What are your top ten shows of the 21st century
Trying to do a daily dumb little prompt to not think about The Horrors
September 22, 2026 at 12:40 AM
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A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
September 20, 2026 at 12:22 PM
FACT CHECK: ❌

Despite being one of the 59 top cities, Rayne, Louisiana also does not have a Triumphal Arch.
Every day is weirder than the day before.
September 20, 2026 at 1:43 PM
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At least after de-MAGAficagion (inshallah) we’ll get an American remake of “Good Bye, Lenin!”
We really are getting into 'The Death of Stalin' and "Der Untergang' ('Downfall') territory.
September 20, 2026 at 1:22 PM
September 19, 2026 at 2:13 AM
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This is what david bently hart believes
fuck, now this is some content
September 18, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Anybody else noticing this AI slop “font” everywhere? It grosses me out for some reason
September 19, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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I LOVE gambling but I HATE how few ads there are for it!!
September 18, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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Is it 2012 Catholic Twitter?? (Spider priest is back)
September 18, 2026 at 11:14 PM
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Pope Leo XIV has been gifted a massive green orb and honestly not now massive green orb
September 18, 2026 at 3:17 AM
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Air friar
Today is the feast day of Joseph of Copertino (one of my current projects).

Patron saint of pilots and astronauts for the obvious reason; and of students passing exams, because he qualified for the priesthood despite being considered extremely simple (which he clearly wasn't!).

#earlymodern 🗃️
September 18, 2026 at 8:36 AM
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Characters invented by my 5 yo
September 17, 2026 at 11:27 PM
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My man
The Bishop of Fort Worth has spoken out.
September 14, 2026 at 12:33 AM
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September 13, 2026 at 2:41 PM
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I resigned from JibJab over what I believe are dangerous intelligences creating deepfakes
September 13, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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what do you mean, i see Jerks all the time
September 12, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Rare sighting of the Third Derivative
Hassett: “Inflation is clearly decelerating even with this slight uptick” 🙃
September 12, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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The guy next door is on his deck talking to his AI about an app to encourage people to use their tumble dryers less. I don't think I would invest in his start-up.
September 12, 2026 at 2:28 AM
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Post your favorite Disney princess. Wrong answers only.
September 11, 2026 at 10:18 PM
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New York City congestion pricing now includes aerial toll houses
This afternoon, I joined Archbishop Elpidophoros and faith leaders at St. Nicholas National Shrine to mark the 25 years since the horrific terror attacks of 9/11 and reflect on the resilience of our city.
September 11, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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Gloria in excelsis Deo
September 11, 2026 at 5:21 PM
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Don’t worry. Abigail wants you. She’s always wanted you.
September 10, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Moms Against Light Emitting Diodes
Brooke Rollins: "Do you remember, especially the moms out there, when they told us what light bulbs that we could screw into our light fixtures, which washing machines we could use, and which toilets we could flush?"
September 9, 2026 at 10:10 PM
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
September 9, 2026 at 2:28 PM
It’s 9AM and I got cosh on the timeline. I’m logging off ✌️
Absolutely insane that his "flex" was calculating a catenary arch, which is described by this equation:
September 8, 2026 at 1:58 PM