Ashley
@cumbercuke.bsky.social
America's Sweetheart, bearer of the curse
she/her
she/her
Game idea: boomer shooter where you are on a mission to save the Omelas child.
You can take guys hostage and use them as human shields, then throw them into spikes for extra points.
You can take guys hostage and use them as human shields, then throw them into spikes for extra points.
September 18, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Game idea: boomer shooter where you are on a mission to save the Omelas child.
You can take guys hostage and use them as human shields, then throw them into spikes for extra points.
You can take guys hostage and use them as human shields, then throw them into spikes for extra points.
Metrosexual
Shoujo
Girlboss
First person shooter
Flesh eating bacteria
Shoujo
Girlboss
First person shooter
Flesh eating bacteria
Find the 5 words from your birth year that perfectly describe YOUR vibe ⬇️
www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler/
www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler/
July 31, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Metrosexual
Shoujo
Girlboss
First person shooter
Flesh eating bacteria
Shoujo
Girlboss
First person shooter
Flesh eating bacteria
Reposted by Ashley
taco bell only gives you diarrhea if it can sense you are not pure of heart
taco bell catching strays from the explosive diarrhea conversation is evidence of our intellectual decay send tweet
July 14, 2026 at 4:29 PM
taco bell only gives you diarrhea if it can sense you are not pure of heart
I spend a lot of time in hobby/collecting spaces, and whenever I encounter someone who treats their collection like a speculative asset, I want to kill and eat them.
June 23, 2026 at 2:17 AM
I spend a lot of time in hobby/collecting spaces, and whenever I encounter someone who treats their collection like a speculative asset, I want to kill and eat them.
Reposted by Ashley
The feds want to take my son from me.
He is the light of my world, I think I'm going to be sick
He is the light of my world, I think I'm going to be sick
June 11, 2026 at 7:48 PM
The feds want to take my son from me.
He is the light of my world, I think I'm going to be sick
He is the light of my world, I think I'm going to be sick
Shout out to the middle aged white guy practicing rope dart techniques at the park
June 3, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Shout out to the middle aged white guy practicing rope dart techniques at the park
Refilled my birdfeeder. Front yard is lost to the finches, send help.
April 2, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Refilled my birdfeeder. Front yard is lost to the finches, send help.
Trying really hard not to she/her the robots at work
March 18, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Trying really hard not to she/her the robots at work
I think if we were in a "The Thing" situation, If I said "Guys, it's just me!" and then my head split open from the top, revealing razor sharp teeth, that would be very cute of me.
March 17, 2026 at 4:42 PM
I think if we were in a "The Thing" situation, If I said "Guys, it's just me!" and then my head split open from the top, revealing razor sharp teeth, that would be very cute of me.
I had never considered Dr.Mario could be a woman.
Am I a bad person?
Am I a bad person?
February 12, 2026 at 5:52 PM
I had never considered Dr.Mario could be a woman.
Am I a bad person?
Am I a bad person?
I had never considered that Mr.pibb could be a woman. Am I a bad person?
February 5, 2026 at 5:54 PM
I had never considered that Mr.pibb could be a woman. Am I a bad person?
Tactical carbon fiber big swirly lollypop for big strong boys
June 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Tactical carbon fiber big swirly lollypop for big strong boys
Who up watching James and the Giant Peach?
Peach heads sound off!
Peach heads sound off!
May 17, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Who up watching James and the Giant Peach?
Peach heads sound off!
Peach heads sound off!
Now that my gall bladder has been removed, if anyone asks me if I've had "The Surgery" I'll say yes.
March 15, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Now that my gall bladder has been removed, if anyone asks me if I've had "The Surgery" I'll say yes.
Happy international women's day, get out there and kill and kill and kill
March 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Happy international women's day, get out there and kill and kill and kill
Laying on my back on a grassy hill, picking the petals off of a daisy:
"I've got the sauce, I'm sauce less, I've got the sauce..."
"I've got the sauce, I'm sauce less, I've got the sauce..."
March 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Laying on my back on a grassy hill, picking the petals off of a daisy:
"I've got the sauce, I'm sauce less, I've got the sauce..."
"I've got the sauce, I'm sauce less, I've got the sauce..."
Little kid at the grocery store is screaming like he just saw his master killed in a duel in front of him, and he could do nothing to stop it.
October 25, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Little kid at the grocery store is screaming like he just saw his master killed in a duel in front of him, and he could do nothing to stop it.
Reposted by Ashley
BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live
www.cnn.com
October 15, 2009 at 6:56 PM
BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live
Well, it finally happened. I was eating shredded cheese over the sink, and some fell in my bra. Twice.
October 4, 2024 at 6:23 AM
Well, it finally happened. I was eating shredded cheese over the sink, and some fell in my bra. Twice.
I think if we all were just a little bit smaller, pelicans would be the scariest creatures on earth
September 22, 2024 at 6:21 AM
I think if we all were just a little bit smaller, pelicans would be the scariest creatures on earth