Ashley
@cumbercuke.bsky.social
America's Sweetheart, bearer of the curse
she/her
she/her
If barratry is a crime, then why does grog taste so good?
August 11, 2026 at 12:10 AM
If barratry is a crime, then why does grog taste so good?
Please stop, we don't want her.
July 27, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Please stop, we don't want her.
Hold on, I need to google something really quick
oh fuck.
oh fuck.
April 9, 2026 at 5:56 AM
Hold on, I need to google something really quick
oh fuck.
oh fuck.
IM THE ONLY ONE WHO'S LISTENING TO THEM!
March 19, 2026 at 1:03 AM
IM THE ONLY ONE WHO'S LISTENING TO THEM!
Ohmygosh, that means so much to me!
*scuttles into an air duct
*scuttles into an air duct
March 17, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Ohmygosh, that means so much to me!
*scuttles into an air duct
*scuttles into an air duct
Did Mr. Pibb effectively utilize girl power by funding paramilitary death squads in Columbia?
February 5, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Did Mr. Pibb effectively utilize girl power by funding paramilitary death squads in Columbia?
I mean, I would buy one, but I'm an optical media pervert.
July 24, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I mean, I would buy one, but I'm an optical media pervert.