Cuneformless Apparition
@cuneform.bsky.social
Underground like a wild potatoooo
Now that it’s tanking, it’s kinda funny how Digger’s revised marketing campaign has gone with “we have actors with actual talent in the cast, too!”
October 4, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Now that it’s tanking, it’s kinda funny how Digger’s revised marketing campaign has gone with “we have actors with actual talent in the cast, too!”
The beardos are fightiiiing!
Ted Cruz blasts JD Vance as ‘insecure,’ says he’s focused on helping GOP win midterms
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Ted Cruz blasts JD Vance as ‘insecure,’ says he’s focused on helping GOP win midterms
politi.co/4i12a0r
Ted Cruz blasts JD Vance as ‘insecure,’ says he’s focused on helping GOP win midterms
politi.co/4i12a0r
www.politico.com
October 3, 2026 at 9:00 PM
The beardos are fightiiiing!
🎵Ivory and Ivory
Hating All Who Look Differently🎵
Hating All Who Look Differently🎵
Eminem and Kid Rock Prioritize Friendship Over Politics on New Track: 'We Hope That Sets an Example'
@officialtedwinn.bsky.social @claycane.bsky.social
#ClayCaneShow
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@officialtedwinn.bsky.social @claycane.bsky.social
#ClayCaneShow
www.complex.com/music/a/will...
Eminem and Kid Rock Prioritize Friendship Over Politics on New Track: 'We Hope That Sets an Example'
Eminem and Kid Rock have teamed up on a new track that th...
www.complex.com
October 2, 2026 at 8:35 PM
🎵Ivory and Ivory
Hating All Who Look Differently🎵
Hating All Who Look Differently🎵
“Momma let me dwess myself today!”
This is the last known photo of Michael Tracey (38 years old) in public before he was chased back into his hovel by villagers with torches and pitchforks.
September 30, 2026 at 10:58 PM
“Momma let me dwess myself today!”
Fairly certain I got a call from these dweebs on Saturday. Questions were like "James Talarico is an evil socialist that hates beef, wants us all to be vegan, and won't eat Texas BBQ. Does that make you less likely to vote for him, or [scoffs] more likely?"
Texas US Senate
Sep 24 - 27, 2026
Ken Paxton (R) 48% (+3.0%)
James Talarico (D) 45%
Don't know 4%
Pulse Decision Science
800 LV
Partisan pollster (R)
View Poll
Sep 24 - 27, 2026
Ken Paxton (R) 48% (+3.0%)
James Talarico (D) 45%
Don't know 4%
Pulse Decision Science
800 LV
Partisan pollster (R)
View Poll
September 30, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Fairly certain I got a call from these dweebs on Saturday. Questions were like "James Talarico is an evil socialist that hates beef, wants us all to be vegan, and won't eat Texas BBQ. Does that make you less likely to vote for him, or [scoffs] more likely?"
Imagine if they spent that time actually working with their dogs to improve their behavior instead.
kind of obsessed with the fact that there's an AA-style support group called Dogs Anonymous for owners who don't want to publicly admit they can't stand their dogs. by @jasooooon.bsky.social www.wired.com/story/inside...
September 28, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Imagine if they spent that time actually working with their dogs to improve their behavior instead.
I live in Texas. So much so that you could drive several hours in any direction from my house and still be in Texas. And I listen to country.
I have not heard this song, and some jerkass blogger from a Penske Media outlet will not shame me into doing so.
I have not heard this song, and some jerkass blogger from a Penske Media outlet will not shame me into doing so.
September 27, 2026 at 12:08 PM
I live in Texas. So much so that you could drive several hours in any direction from my house and still be in Texas. And I listen to country.
I have not heard this song, and some jerkass blogger from a Penske Media outlet will not shame me into doing so.
I have not heard this song, and some jerkass blogger from a Penske Media outlet will not shame me into doing so.
Ed Sheeran's cousin Jethro
September 25, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Ed Sheeran's cousin Jethro
Repeating “Focus? I barely know us!” until I’m asked to leave.
Hey. If the nyt invited you to be part of a focus group what would you do as a bit?
September 25, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Repeating “Focus? I barely know us!” until I’m asked to leave.
Petition to classify all of Nate Silver’s hot takes as ‘Silver Linings.’
September 24, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Petition to classify all of Nate Silver’s hot takes as ‘Silver Linings.’
Bloggers be like “I have no marketable skills and my industry’s dead, but I still insist that my opinions deserve a global audience, so I’m proud to announce my new podcast talking about the career of character actor [spins wheel] Peter Riegert!”
September 22, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Bloggers be like “I have no marketable skills and my industry’s dead, but I still insist that my opinions deserve a global audience, so I’m proud to announce my new podcast talking about the career of character actor [spins wheel] Peter Riegert!”
When there's another Prince Harry costume at the Halloween party.
September 21, 2026 at 2:47 PM
When there's another Prince Harry costume at the Halloween party.
It is the middle of goddamn September.
September 20, 2026 at 7:34 PM
It is the middle of goddamn September.
When the self-order kiosk asks me to add a tip.
September 17, 2026 at 5:41 PM
When the self-order kiosk asks me to add a tip.
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.
[discourse voice] what’s the best conservative work of art
Trying to do a daily dumb little prompt to not think about The Horrors
September 17, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.
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Ken Paxton, Dan Patrick and Ted Cruz are not native Texans. And none of them, including Bo French, attended or graduated from the University of Texas at Austin.
They're all hateful and racist AF.
Signed, a fifth generation Texan and a Longhorn.
They're all hateful and racist AF.
Signed, a fifth generation Texan and a Longhorn.
Benny Johnson and Jack Posobiec defended Bo French’s racist post, saying that “there’s nothing wrong with wanting Texas to stay Texas” and “I don't see anything hateful about it”
www.mediamatters.org/benny-johnso...
www.mediamatters.org/benny-johnso...
MAGA media back GOP nominee’s racist social media post complaining about nonwhite college students in Texas
www.mediamatters.org
September 14, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Ken Paxton, Dan Patrick and Ted Cruz are not native Texans. And none of them, including Bo French, attended or graduated from the University of Texas at Austin.
They're all hateful and racist AF.
Signed, a fifth generation Texan and a Longhorn.
They're all hateful and racist AF.
Signed, a fifth generation Texan and a Longhorn.
“I’m one of the new faces you’ll see on 60 Minutes.”
Oh, I… Douthat I’ll be doing that.
Oh, I… Douthat I’ll be doing that.
New correspondent Ross Douthat says "no story looms larger than the latest developments in artificial intelligence." The technology and its impacts will be a major focus of 60 Minutes reporting.
September 14, 2026 at 1:12 PM
“I’m one of the new faces you’ll see on 60 Minutes.”
Oh, I… Douthat I’ll be doing that.
Oh, I… Douthat I’ll be doing that.
Tubi’s ’Keep Watching’ section really should be called ‘Tubi Continued.’
September 12, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Tubi’s ’Keep Watching’ section really should be called ‘Tubi Continued.’
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I want to apologize for remarks I made a few years ago suggesting I believe every human is entitled to respect and dignity in addition to basic human rights. I had no way of knowing at the time this sentiment could be interpreted as applying to people of a gendered persuasion
September 11, 2026 at 9:34 PM
I want to apologize for remarks I made a few years ago suggesting I believe every human is entitled to respect and dignity in addition to basic human rights. I had no way of knowing at the time this sentiment could be interpreted as applying to people of a gendered persuasion
25 years ago the head of the broadcasting department made me pull Dead Kennedys’ Kinky Sex Makes the World Go ‘Round from our college radio station.
September 11, 2026 at 4:11 PM
25 years ago the head of the broadcasting department made me pull Dead Kennedys’ Kinky Sex Makes the World Go ‘Round from our college radio station.
Happy 25th anniversary to all the fake 9/11 anecdotes.
September 11, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Happy 25th anniversary to all the fake 9/11 anecdotes.
Dems should campaign on giving everyone $5,001.
September 10, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Dems should campaign on giving everyone $5,001.