Cuneformless Apparition
@cuneform.bsky.social
Underground like a wild potatoooo
Abbott’s attack ads have been playing nonstop on streaming for almost two months, and are almost solely aimed homeowners.
Hinojosa’s are mostly online and tend to revolve around the broader message of “if Abbott wanted to do something, he’d have done it by now.”
Hinojosa’s are mostly online and tend to revolve around the broader message of “if Abbott wanted to do something, he’d have done it by now.”
October 5, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Abbott’s attack ads have been playing nonstop on streaming for almost two months, and are almost solely aimed homeowners.
Hinojosa’s are mostly online and tend to revolve around the broader message of “if Abbott wanted to do something, he’d have done it by now.”
Hinojosa’s are mostly online and tend to revolve around the broader message of “if Abbott wanted to do something, he’d have done it by now.”
Same. I saw it very, very young and assumed it was a nightmare I had until someone sent me the VHS. Which I still can’t bring myself to watch.
October 5, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Same. I saw it very, very young and assumed it was a nightmare I had until someone sent me the VHS. Which I still can’t bring myself to watch.
The animated adaptation of The Mouse and His Child.
October 5, 2026 at 2:25 AM
The animated adaptation of The Mouse and His Child.
Not enough to check the guy’s fucking Facebook page.
October 5, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Not enough to check the guy’s fucking Facebook page.
It ranks as an all-time great monster movie for me. Everyone working on this movie fully commits.
“Cannon fuse.”
“The hell you use that for?”
“…my cannon.”
“Cannon fuse.”
“The hell you use that for?”
“…my cannon.”
October 4, 2026 at 1:59 AM
It ranks as an all-time great monster movie for me. Everyone working on this movie fully commits.
“Cannon fuse.”
“The hell you use that for?”
“…my cannon.”
“Cannon fuse.”
“The hell you use that for?”
“…my cannon.”
In the name of fairness, if you were confirmed by 51 voted you can get impeached and removed by 51 votes.
October 3, 2026 at 8:25 PM
In the name of fairness, if you were confirmed by 51 voted you can get impeached and removed by 51 votes.
You get a voucher for 5% off a cybertruck. Which will not be honored.
October 2, 2026 at 8:10 PM
You get a voucher for 5% off a cybertruck. Which will not be honored.
If it’s sweet and yella, you’ve got juice there, fella!
If it’s tangy and brown, you’re in cider town!
If it’s tangy and brown, you’re in cider town!
October 2, 2026 at 12:31 AM
If it’s sweet and yella, you’ve got juice there, fella!
If it’s tangy and brown, you’re in cider town!
If it’s tangy and brown, you’re in cider town!
Missing a big, wet signature from our big, wet president.
September 30, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Missing a big, wet signature from our big, wet president.
Wait is there a better one now?
September 28, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Wait is there a better one now?
There’s also a band named Goose and I seriously do not have time for this shit.
September 28, 2026 at 12:43 AM
There’s also a band named Goose and I seriously do not have time for this shit.
Beat me to it!
September 27, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Beat me to it!
South Austin, near a St. David's. The worst St. David's.
September 27, 2026 at 3:46 AM
South Austin, near a St. David's. The worst St. David's.
It sucks that it's the hospital right by our house, too. Like in any given emergency the odds are already against us.
September 27, 2026 at 1:29 AM
It sucks that it's the hospital right by our house, too. Like in any given emergency the odds are already against us.
They didn’t even give her anxiety meds! Just “Well it’s not a heart attack. You owe us like $9,000.”
September 27, 2026 at 1:08 AM
They didn’t even give her anxiety meds! Just “Well it’s not a heart attack. You owe us like $9,000.”
We went to a cardiologist a day or so later and was hospitalized for a few days while they figured it all out but it’s all been relatively manageable since.
Her cardiologist did call the attending ER doc and had some Things To Say.
Her cardiologist did call the attending ER doc and had some Things To Say.
September 27, 2026 at 1:07 AM
We went to a cardiologist a day or so later and was hospitalized for a few days while they figured it all out but it’s all been relatively manageable since.
Her cardiologist did call the attending ER doc and had some Things To Say.
Her cardiologist did call the attending ER doc and had some Things To Say.
Back in January I took my wife to the ER because her breathing was so labored she couldn’t sleep. They said she had anxiety.
It was actually heart failure.
It was actually heart failure.
September 26, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Back in January I took my wife to the ER because her breathing was so labored she couldn’t sleep. They said she had anxiety.
It was actually heart failure.
It was actually heart failure.
I was gonna say, there's dong-hanging precedent here.
September 26, 2026 at 12:33 AM
I was gonna say, there's dong-hanging precedent here.