Daim (ex machina)
@daimexmachina.com
The Sausage King of Santa Cruz.
Definitely a person. Living my best life on the best coast at the worst time. Mountain bikes, coffee, DnB, general tomfoolery, Oxford comma, and synthesizers. Old enough to know better.
Definitely a person. Living my best life on the best coast at the worst time. Mountain bikes, coffee, DnB, general tomfoolery, Oxford comma, and synthesizers. Old enough to know better.
Today is a baking bread kind of day. Nothing complicated, a basic bread boule made with store bought yeast using a Dutch oven for crispy crust. Sometimes simple is best.
September 17, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Today is a baking bread kind of day. Nothing complicated, a basic bread boule made with store bought yeast using a Dutch oven for crispy crust. Sometimes simple is best.
Need vs. want.
August 25, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Need vs. want.
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In stressful times, CBD can help calm anxiety during the day and assist you in getting more restful sleep at night. And boy these are stressful times. So here’s a coupon for 20% off everything. Use code SUMMER26 at checkout or click this link: milkbarn.farm/discount/SUM...
Seed-to-Bottle CBD Products
Seed to bottle, full-spectrum, grown in the Oregon sun with zero pesticides or unnatural inputs.
milkbarn.farm
June 26, 2026 at 8:26 PM
In stressful times, CBD can help calm anxiety during the day and assist you in getting more restful sleep at night. And boy these are stressful times. So here’s a coupon for 20% off everything. Use code SUMMER26 at checkout or click this link: milkbarn.farm/discount/SUM...
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May the 4th be with you
May 4, 2026 at 11:40 AM
May the 4th be with you
Finally a supplement I can get behind!
McCormick Introduces New Transdermal Gravy Patch https://theonion.com/mccormick-introduces-new-transdermal-gravy-patch/
May 1, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Finally a supplement I can get behind!
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This petition currently has 120 signatures.... which is practically everybody, so if you haven't signed yet, don't allow yourself to be left out...
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Lucien Greaves for Religion Correspondent at The Onion's New Infowars
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April 28, 2026 at 10:15 PM
This petition currently has 120 signatures.... which is practically everybody, so if you haven't signed yet, don't allow yourself to be left out...
Today’s mood:
fry from futurama is shown with a very serious look on his face
ALT: fry from futurama is shown with a very serious look on his face
media.tenor.com
April 26, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Today’s mood:
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Absolutely not what I expected
Way better
Way better
April 16, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Absolutely not what I expected
Way better
Way better
Apropos of nothing‽
two cartoon characters are standing next to each other with their mouths wide open
ALT: two cartoon characters are standing next to each other with their mouths wide open
media.tenor.com
April 2, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Apropos of nothing‽
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It ys a moost terrible tyme. My greatest wisshe ys that you may fynde sum unpredicted moment of peace, delight, mirthe, pleasure, discoverye, connectioun, or fascinacioun that doth make yower day just a litel bettir, that doth helpe you thrugh. Ich wisshe thys for thee wyth all of myne hearte.
March 5, 2026 at 6:24 PM
It ys a moost terrible tyme. My greatest wisshe ys that you may fynde sum unpredicted moment of peace, delight, mirthe, pleasure, discoverye, connectioun, or fascinacioun that doth make yower day just a litel bettir, that doth helpe you thrugh. Ich wisshe thys for thee wyth all of myne hearte.
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I'd like a bicycle pannier shaped like a propane tank.
March 1, 2026 at 10:14 PM
I'd like a bicycle pannier shaped like a propane tank.
This morning required Idles.
Never Fight a Man with a Perm by IDLES on Apple Music
Song · 2018 · Duration 3:48
music.apple.com
February 21, 2026 at 7:29 PM
This morning required Idles.
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Ugh. It's almost Spring-like outside.
Too soon!
I haven't finished wallowing in my customary, bleak, new year grimness yet. I feel cheated.
Too soon!
I haven't finished wallowing in my customary, bleak, new year grimness yet. I feel cheated.
February 3, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Ugh. It's almost Spring-like outside.
Too soon!
I haven't finished wallowing in my customary, bleak, new year grimness yet. I feel cheated.
Too soon!
I haven't finished wallowing in my customary, bleak, new year grimness yet. I feel cheated.
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We may have to stop selling our CBD products in November because Republicans and the booze lobby snuck a hemp ban into the law last year.
So let's have some fun until then.
milkbarn.farm/pages/loophole
So let's have some fun until then.
milkbarn.farm/pages/loophole
About The Loophole
Our farm may have to stop selling our hemp products in November, a casualty in a war between booze sellers and delta-9 drink companies that we weren’t even in.
milkbarn.farm
January 20, 2026 at 5:59 PM
We may have to stop selling our CBD products in November because Republicans and the booze lobby snuck a hemp ban into the law last year.
So let's have some fun until then.
milkbarn.farm/pages/loophole
So let's have some fun until then.
milkbarn.farm/pages/loophole
A local pizza place doesn’t have one but it sure sounds like the kind of thing Minneapolis could do with right now.
January 15, 2026 at 7:08 PM
A local pizza place doesn’t have one but it sure sounds like the kind of thing Minneapolis could do with right now.
It’s looking highly unlikely I will ever drive another Ford vehicle. (Bicycles are better anyway)
January 15, 2026 at 12:32 AM
It’s looking highly unlikely I will ever drive another Ford vehicle. (Bicycles are better anyway)
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Now that I know this account exists, you can't tell me that Bluesky isn't a valid replacement for old Twitter.
The piss tank on the ISS is now 54% full.
January 13, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Now that I know this account exists, you can't tell me that Bluesky isn't a valid replacement for old Twitter.
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
December 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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☀️ 👊 ☕️ 😁 🖤
December 13, 2025 at 11:12 PM
☀️ 👊 ☕️ 😁 🖤
Tonight’s amazing sunset over Monterey bay.
December 7, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Tonight’s amazing sunset over Monterey bay.