Lance
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I’m dirt, motherfucker, I can’t be crushed.
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um … ah … hmmm …
🎶 You don’t know me but I’m your father
🎶 You don’t know me but I’m your father
An adopted St. Louis man discovered his father is five-time Grammy award winner Michael McDonald
Adopted St. Louis man discovers his biological father is a Grammy-winning artist
A St. Louis man who spent decades wondering about his biological roots was recently reunited with his birth parents—and discovered his father is a five-time Grammy Award winner
www.kctv5.com
October 1, 2026 at 8:48 PM
um … ah … hmmm …
🎶 You don’t know me but I’m your father
🎶 You don’t know me but I’m your father
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The “super intelligence” thing is useful in the sense that if someone calls AI that you know you are dealing with a TURBO bozo
September 30, 2026 at 3:33 AM
The “super intelligence” thing is useful in the sense that if someone calls AI that you know you are dealing with a TURBO bozo
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UPDATE: Florida killed Curtis Beasley this evening.
Floridians for Alternatives to the Death Penalty noted this is the DeSantis administration's "44th execution." Beasley is "the 13th veteran, the 14th senior citizen, and the 27th person ... to die despite a non-unanimous jury vote for death."
Floridians for Alternatives to the Death Penalty noted this is the DeSantis administration's "44th execution." Beasley is "the 13th veteran, the 14th senior citizen, and the 27th person ... to die despite a non-unanimous jury vote for death."
NEWS: SCOTUS won't stop Florida from killing Curtis Beasley today.
There were no noted dissents.
If Florida proceeds, it will be the state's 16th execution this year and the 29th across the nation.
There were no noted dissents.
If Florida proceeds, it will be the state's 16th execution this year and the 29th across the nation.
September 30, 2026 at 2:56 AM
UPDATE: Florida killed Curtis Beasley this evening.
Floridians for Alternatives to the Death Penalty noted this is the DeSantis administration's "44th execution." Beasley is "the 13th veteran, the 14th senior citizen, and the 27th person ... to die despite a non-unanimous jury vote for death."
Floridians for Alternatives to the Death Penalty noted this is the DeSantis administration's "44th execution." Beasley is "the 13th veteran, the 14th senior citizen, and the 27th person ... to die despite a non-unanimous jury vote for death."
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So you're saying a republican senator is a stupid dipshit and does sloppy work and can't handle being confronted for being wrong? That doesn't sound like them.
September 29, 2026 at 6:27 PM
So you're saying a republican senator is a stupid dipshit and does sloppy work and can't handle being confronted for being wrong? That doesn't sound like them.
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"how am i going to explain gay people to my kids" my man I was on a hike with my family and my wife mentioned "grizzly man," I had to explain grizzly man to my kids. you need to get onto my fucking level. we must have talked about grizzly man for forty five minutes and i felt every one
August 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
"how am i going to explain gay people to my kids" my man I was on a hike with my family and my wife mentioned "grizzly man," I had to explain grizzly man to my kids. you need to get onto my fucking level. we must have talked about grizzly man for forty five minutes and i felt every one
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Meta announced that its new AI agent, Muse could call businesses for you to do things like make reservations. But in reality, Meta is testing having these calls being made by human beings in call centers, 404 Media @jasonkoebler.bsky.social learned.
www.404media.co/meta-tests-m...
www.404media.co/meta-tests-m...
September 25, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Meta announced that its new AI agent, Muse could call businesses for you to do things like make reservations. But in reality, Meta is testing having these calls being made by human beings in call centers, 404 Media @jasonkoebler.bsky.social learned.
www.404media.co/meta-tests-m...
www.404media.co/meta-tests-m...
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it's weird that ai got too dangerous to keep advancing right around the time money got more expensive to borrow
September 22, 2026 at 6:37 PM
it's weird that ai got too dangerous to keep advancing right around the time money got more expensive to borrow
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there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices
“Choosin’ Texas” by Ella Langley officially surpasses “All I Want For Christmas Is You” by Mariah Carey as the longest-running #1 hit in history (23 weeks).
September 22, 2026 at 6:00 PM
there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices
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"what stood out to me about the process of photographing these devices was geography: they exist at the boundaries of rich neighborhoods like Piedmont to track who enters; they exist embedded into poor neighborhoods to track the people who live there. Place exposes their purpose."
for two months, I've been flying drones over Flock cameras to situation them in space and geography; I even got my commercial drone license in order to do it.
I'd like to share this project with you all: it's called Records Of Enemy Surveillance:
recordsofenemysurveillance.com
I'd like to share this project with you all: it's called Records Of Enemy Surveillance:
recordsofenemysurveillance.com
September 21, 2026 at 3:29 AM
"what stood out to me about the process of photographing these devices was geography: they exist at the boundaries of rich neighborhoods like Piedmont to track who enters; they exist embedded into poor neighborhoods to track the people who live there. Place exposes their purpose."
Who knows what these filthy Québécois are bringing into our country?!?! @theonion.com @hogwater.bsky.social @anginedepoitrine.bsky.social
September 20, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Who knows what these filthy Québécois are bringing into our country?!?! @theonion.com @hogwater.bsky.social @anginedepoitrine.bsky.social
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I sorta soft-launched it, but I'm not going by Alex no more. I am Katie now.
September 18, 2026 at 6:03 PM
I sorta soft-launched it, but I'm not going by Alex no more. I am Katie now.
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the much more disturbing "reverse pagliacci" where a clown tells you you should go see a doctor
September 18, 2026 at 2:08 PM
the much more disturbing "reverse pagliacci" where a clown tells you you should go see a doctor
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Same people who seem to think it’s bad for China to beat us at AI are perfectly fine with China beating us at high speed rail, solar energy, wind energy, shall we go on
'oh so you want china to beat us' bro what the hell do i care leave me to the humble life i am trying to build for myself
i dont understand what winning ai means and why i should be scared of not winning ai
September 17, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Same people who seem to think it’s bad for China to beat us at AI are perfectly fine with China beating us at high speed rail, solar energy, wind energy, shall we go on
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This is particularly crazy when you see how many NFL venues are scheduled to host Kanye West, a guy who literally released a song about Hitler. Including two of the stadiums who threatened Sheeran!
But he didn’t say anything good about Palestinians so it’s fine.
But he didn’t say anything good about Palestinians so it’s fine.
September 14, 2026 at 4:48 PM
This is particularly crazy when you see how many NFL venues are scheduled to host Kanye West, a guy who literally released a song about Hitler. Including two of the stadiums who threatened Sheeran!
But he didn’t say anything good about Palestinians so it’s fine.
But he didn’t say anything good about Palestinians so it’s fine.
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I’m not the first person to make this observation but the prevalence of nauseating ai-generated business logos means stuff like this hits CRAZY for me now
September 8, 2026 at 11:53 PM
I’m not the first person to make this observation but the prevalence of nauseating ai-generated business logos means stuff like this hits CRAZY for me now
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Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️
September 7, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️
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This is ADL's solitary statement after Nazis won state elections in Germany for the first time since the Holocaust:
September 7, 2026 at 10:02 PM
This is ADL's solitary statement after Nazis won state elections in Germany for the first time since the Holocaust:
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I guess it’s important to communicate that MAHA is fundamentally an movement by individuals to capture health care dollars by lying to people about having products and services that work
When my wife’s Meta algorithms sniffed out that she’s pregnant a bunch of medical crankery started aggressively filing into her Facebook and Instagram feeds. “MAHA moms” happen because there is a lot of money being spent strategically preying on women going through a stressful experience.
September 7, 2026 at 1:12 PM
I guess it’s important to communicate that MAHA is fundamentally an movement by individuals to capture health care dollars by lying to people about having products and services that work
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A pedophile worked for the campaign of Ohio GOP Senator Jon Husted. Husted fired him.
The pedophile donated money to GOP gov. nominee Vivek Ramaswamy. Ohio's Democratic nominee Amy Acton called out Vivek for accepting the money.
Today the brother of the pedophile tried to assassinate Acton.
The pedophile donated money to GOP gov. nominee Vivek Ramaswamy. Ohio's Democratic nominee Amy Acton called out Vivek for accepting the money.
Today the brother of the pedophile tried to assassinate Acton.
September 7, 2026 at 1:48 AM
A pedophile worked for the campaign of Ohio GOP Senator Jon Husted. Husted fired him.
The pedophile donated money to GOP gov. nominee Vivek Ramaswamy. Ohio's Democratic nominee Amy Acton called out Vivek for accepting the money.
Today the brother of the pedophile tried to assassinate Acton.
The pedophile donated money to GOP gov. nominee Vivek Ramaswamy. Ohio's Democratic nominee Amy Acton called out Vivek for accepting the money.
Today the brother of the pedophile tried to assassinate Acton.
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Google Maps Introduces Crawling Directions For Cyclists Hit By Truck https://theonion.com/google-maps-introduces-crawling-directions-for-cyclists-hit-by-truck/
September 3, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Google Maps Introduces Crawling Directions For Cyclists Hit By Truck https://theonion.com/google-maps-introduces-crawling-directions-for-cyclists-hit-by-truck/
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Madame Governor you MUST acknowledge that "Can't Feel My Face" still slaps
Markwayne Mullin accuses Hochul of turning a blind eye on "drug bangers"
September 3, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Madame Governor you MUST acknowledge that "Can't Feel My Face" still slaps
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boosters want us to believe opponents of data centers are a bunch of nimbys that just indiscriminately oppose development. they don’t want people to see (or hear!) what it’s actually like to live next to one of their monstrosities.
This is what living next door to a 30 megawatt data center sounds like.
September 2, 2026 at 7:57 PM
boosters want us to believe opponents of data centers are a bunch of nimbys that just indiscriminately oppose development. they don’t want people to see (or hear!) what it’s actually like to live next to one of their monstrosities.
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Dolly Parton dying hits so hard. She felt like one of those figures who always was and always will be. She felt like America when it was trying to be the place it promised to be. As beloved as her music is, it’s even better than people give it credit for. There won’t be another one like her.
August 25, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Dolly Parton dying hits so hard. She felt like one of those figures who always was and always will be. She felt like America when it was trying to be the place it promised to be. As beloved as her music is, it’s even better than people give it credit for. There won’t be another one like her.