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Kelly Clarkson is popping off to distract from her saying she's an ai lover?
Everything is dumb
Everything is dumb
October 12, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Kelly Clarkson is popping off to distract from her saying she's an ai lover?
Everything is dumb
Everything is dumb
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A Cat's Life - Wonder by Gérard DuBois
October 11, 2026 at 7:51 PM
A Cat's Life - Wonder by Gérard DuBois
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If you’re wondering what the vibe is going into the midterms the New England fall fair I went to today had a crochet guillotine for sale.
October 12, 2026 at 12:14 AM
If you’re wondering what the vibe is going into the midterms the New England fall fair I went to today had a crochet guillotine for sale.
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Can we take just a few seconds to acknowledge the birth of a new classic meme
October 12, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Can we take just a few seconds to acknowledge the birth of a new classic meme
ok, if any of you live in CT or next to it (because it's the size of Orange County, right?) then you should check out Twin Beaks fried chicken food truck for me. Who killed Leghorn Palmer? made me laugh
www.twinbeaksfriedchicken.com
www.twinbeaksfriedchicken.com
Twin Beaks Fried Chicken
www.twinbeaksfriedchicken.com
October 12, 2026 at 2:43 AM
ok, if any of you live in CT or next to it (because it's the size of Orange County, right?) then you should check out Twin Beaks fried chicken food truck for me. Who killed Leghorn Palmer? made me laugh
www.twinbeaksfriedchicken.com
www.twinbeaksfriedchicken.com
Drug addiction is way more glamorous than gambling addiction. Thank you God for skipping me with that family curse
October 11, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Drug addiction is way more glamorous than gambling addiction. Thank you God for skipping me with that family curse
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are Tesla owners aware they don’t have to tell the Facebook group everything
October 11, 2026 at 8:06 PM
are Tesla owners aware they don’t have to tell the Facebook group everything
Basket, fish, Swamp Thing, we dgaf. Just be sexy as well as a weirdo, and treat us nice and you're in
Is this supposed to discourage me from seeing the movie?
October 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Basket, fish, Swamp Thing, we dgaf. Just be sexy as well as a weirdo, and treat us nice and you're in
Well, is the motherfucker a Nazi? Seems like pertinent information
"Jon Ossoff, my advice to him is, if you start calling your political opponents Nazis, maybe it's time to shut up. That's just not what we do here in this country." -- David Brooks, this evening. Remember, Brooks still gets very handsomely rewarded by the fossilized media for saying shit like this
October 11, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Well, is the motherfucker a Nazi? Seems like pertinent information
I swear to fucking God if I get another non answer from this woman. I will not just drop this ball, I'll fucking slam it to the ground
October 11, 2026 at 6:19 PM
I swear to fucking God if I get another non answer from this woman. I will not just drop this ball, I'll fucking slam it to the ground
I love how I forward something that I CAN'T do to a coworker and boss, and I get a response back that does not tell me if they took care of it, want me to do *something*, are we dropping the ball and not booking them a room?? Wtf I have not been here 60 days what do you want from me?!
October 11, 2026 at 6:08 PM
I love how I forward something that I CAN'T do to a coworker and boss, and I get a response back that does not tell me if they took care of it, want me to do *something*, are we dropping the ball and not booking them a room?? Wtf I have not been here 60 days what do you want from me?!
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Sewage treatment plants are one of the cornerstones of modern human and ecological flourishing, please do not disrespect them with the man's name.
Nothing is stopping your blue state or city from renaming its waste treatment plants and sewage facilities and garbage dumps after the needy, sweaty president.
They could do it today! Give the man the attention he desperately needs!
They could do it today! Give the man the attention he desperately needs!
President Trump floated the idea of renaming more bodies of water, following his efforts to change the names of the Gulf of Mexico and Lake Ontario.
“Before I get out, I think we should have an ocean,” Trump said at a rally. “And we need a great river.” https://wapo.st/47T8cKF
“Before I get out, I think we should have an ocean,” Trump said at a rally. “And we need a great river.” https://wapo.st/47T8cKF
October 11, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Sewage treatment plants are one of the cornerstones of modern human and ecological flourishing, please do not disrespect them with the man's name.
I wonder if I'll have more than 25 voicemails to call back today 😭
October 11, 2026 at 4:13 PM
I wonder if I'll have more than 25 voicemails to call back today 😭
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quote post with your most 'cursed' artwork
October 11, 2026 at 7:34 AM
quote post with your most 'cursed' artwork
I have always liked geese, never a bad encounter. They used to hang around the parking lot at work and shit on the sidewalk. I respected that, we hired people to bust up their nests on the lake. Despicable. Shit all over this billion dollar goose toilet lmao ✊
October 11, 2026 at 6:27 AM
I have always liked geese, never a bad encounter. They used to hang around the parking lot at work and shit on the sidewalk. I respected that, we hired people to bust up their nests on the lake. Despicable. Shit all over this billion dollar goose toilet lmao ✊
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I think we'd have people less likely to try and find some moral reason for why they dislike something if you bitches would just let people fucking dislike it for petty resons.
October 10, 2026 at 5:39 PM
I think we'd have people less likely to try and find some moral reason for why they dislike something if you bitches would just let people fucking dislike it for petty resons.
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lmao that's actually so funny?? It's just an app that makes you immediately stupid, incredible
It is absolutely preferable to not pick up the cigarette in the first place news.berkeley.edu/2026/10/09/u...
Using AI for just 10 minutes erodes your ability to persist at hard things - Berkeley News
A UC Berkeley researcher co-authored a study that raises profound questions about how we interact with artificial intelligence in education — and daily life.
news.berkeley.edu
October 9, 2026 at 10:57 PM
lmao that's actually so funny?? It's just an app that makes you immediately stupid, incredible
I speak to A LOT of seniors on the phone, and while many of them are perfectly lovely, some really make me wonder where the millennial and zoomer "can't talk on the phone" rumors came from. Absolutely feral behavior, idgi
October 10, 2026 at 10:13 PM
I speak to A LOT of seniors on the phone, and while many of them are perfectly lovely, some really make me wonder where the millennial and zoomer "can't talk on the phone" rumors came from. Absolutely feral behavior, idgi
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Ils étaient mi-cerf mi-escargot, et re mi-cerf derrière
October 10, 2026 at 11:22 AM
Ils étaient mi-cerf mi-escargot, et re mi-cerf derrière
Oh shit, I better pack
October 10, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Oh shit, I better pack
It's hard to give a fuck about work when you know you're out.
Good thing it's the weekend and I'm the only down in our office☺️
Good thing it's the weekend and I'm the only down in our office☺️
October 10, 2026 at 6:22 PM
It's hard to give a fuck about work when you know you're out.
Good thing it's the weekend and I'm the only down in our office☺️
Good thing it's the weekend and I'm the only down in our office☺️
Welp.
Spoke with my boss and HR about how this job is way more slinging boxes and pushing very heavy carts uphill and on carpet than I thought.
Long story short, bitch gotta go. They want a mule but hired a show pony. Too bad, I'm great at the actual promotions and customer stuff ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Spoke with my boss and HR about how this job is way more slinging boxes and pushing very heavy carts uphill and on carpet than I thought.
Long story short, bitch gotta go. They want a mule but hired a show pony. Too bad, I'm great at the actual promotions and customer stuff ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
October 10, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Welp.
Spoke with my boss and HR about how this job is way more slinging boxes and pushing very heavy carts uphill and on carpet than I thought.
Long story short, bitch gotta go. They want a mule but hired a show pony. Too bad, I'm great at the actual promotions and customer stuff ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Spoke with my boss and HR about how this job is way more slinging boxes and pushing very heavy carts uphill and on carpet than I thought.
Long story short, bitch gotta go. They want a mule but hired a show pony. Too bad, I'm great at the actual promotions and customer stuff ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Crow reading dirty books to Pearl when she is sick in bed is so damn funny
October 9, 2026 at 7:18 AM
Crow reading dirty books to Pearl when she is sick in bed is so damn funny