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@danmnable.bsky.social
I stand for your right to self-determination. I will never *make* you laugh. All posts are original and typed before a live studio audience [my pup]. #NYC
The guy at the local animal rescue is very confident when he states that "there's more than one way to skin a cat".
September 18, 2026 at 12:29 PM
The guy at the local animal rescue is very confident when he states that "there's more than one way to skin a cat".
What we have here is a #SchrödingersMcConnell - he is both dead and alive until the box is opened.
August 27, 2026 at 7:34 PM
What we have here is a #SchrödingersMcConnell - he is both dead and alive until the box is opened.
I like when you like my posts. I wish Bluesky would provide a like-like feature so that I can like your likes.
August 11, 2026 at 11:20 PM
I like when you like my posts. I wish Bluesky would provide a like-like feature so that I can like your likes.
Let me tell you, gelotophobia* is no laughing matter.
*Fear of laughter
*Fear of laughter
August 6, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Let me tell you, gelotophobia* is no laughing matter.
*Fear of laughter
*Fear of laughter
I think I'm pretty entertaining. That is to say, if I were you, I'd follow me.
July 4, 2026 at 1:00 AM
I think I'm pretty entertaining. That is to say, if I were you, I'd follow me.
I'm part of the asteristocracy*
*It is what it sounds like.
*It is what it sounds like.
July 2, 2026 at 4:02 PM
I'm part of the asteristocracy*
*It is what it sounds like.
*It is what it sounds like.
I saw this at the greenmarket, and I finally understand why the eggplant emoji is used to represent male genetalia. Tempted to make this #nsfw!
July 1, 2026 at 11:55 AM
I saw this at the greenmarket, and I finally understand why the eggplant emoji is used to represent male genetalia. Tempted to make this #nsfw!
I awakened in the night from a wildly itchy mosquito bite. I hit the light & hunted til I found a fat mosquito on the wall. I squashed it; my blood smeared the wall. I envy that mosquito: imagine being in a food coma after a splendid repast & then death so swift you don't even have time to fear.
June 25, 2026 at 9:47 PM
I awakened in the night from a wildly itchy mosquito bite. I hit the light & hunted til I found a fat mosquito on the wall. I squashed it; my blood smeared the wall. I envy that mosquito: imagine being in a food coma after a splendid repast & then death so swift you don't even have time to fear.
My early nomination for #Pantone's color of the year goes to #ReflectingPoolGreen.
June 23, 2026 at 7:43 PM
My early nomination for #Pantone's color of the year goes to #ReflectingPoolGreen.
Worst app idea ever:
* HAIKUDOS *
An add-on to Siri or Alexa that eavesdrops on every word you say (as if they don't already), and congratulates you when you inadvertently make a haiku in your everyday conversation.
* HAIKUDOS *
An add-on to Siri or Alexa that eavesdrops on every word you say (as if they don't already), and congratulates you when you inadvertently make a haiku in your everyday conversation.
June 22, 2026 at 9:49 AM
Worst app idea ever:
* HAIKUDOS *
An add-on to Siri or Alexa that eavesdrops on every word you say (as if they don't already), and congratulates you when you inadvertently make a haiku in your everyday conversation.
* HAIKUDOS *
An add-on to Siri or Alexa that eavesdrops on every word you say (as if they don't already), and congratulates you when you inadvertently make a haiku in your everyday conversation.
Comedian #StevenWright was creating AI prompts before there was an AI to prompt.
June 6, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Comedian #StevenWright was creating AI prompts before there was an AI to prompt.
In 2001: A Space Odyssey, Hal says "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that".
The paralyzing fear of failure is called atychiphobia.
Dave should have been more understanding and supportive.
The paralyzing fear of failure is called atychiphobia.
Dave should have been more understanding and supportive.
May 24, 2026 at 10:48 AM
In 2001: A Space Odyssey, Hal says "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that".
The paralyzing fear of failure is called atychiphobia.
Dave should have been more understanding and supportive.
The paralyzing fear of failure is called atychiphobia.
Dave should have been more understanding and supportive.
Given that, in the days before the final show, Colbert and Letterman tossed pieces of the Late Show set from the roof, and Colbert joined Dave Byrne in performing "Burning Down the House", I certainly expected more fire from Colbert's final show.
May 22, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Given that, in the days before the final show, Colbert and Letterman tossed pieces of the Late Show set from the roof, and Colbert joined Dave Byrne in performing "Burning Down the House", I certainly expected more fire from Colbert's final show.
I only say nucular cuz I know it makes you mad.
May 18, 2026 at 1:13 AM
I only say nucular cuz I know it makes you mad.
Carpe diem! (Or as a less-pretentious restaurant would say, fish of the day!)
May 14, 2026 at 10:56 AM
Carpe diem! (Or as a less-pretentious restaurant would say, fish of the day!)
Solve for 𝑿:
AI is to humanity as 𝑿 is to AI.
AI is to humanity as 𝑿 is to AI.
May 11, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Solve for 𝑿:
AI is to humanity as 𝑿 is to AI.
AI is to humanity as 𝑿 is to AI.
I've blocked so many robocalls and sms spammers over the past few years that I'm surprised there are any numbers left.
May 9, 2026 at 1:59 PM
I've blocked so many robocalls and sms spammers over the past few years that I'm surprised there are any numbers left.
I've been waiting for #cincodemayo to roll out my mayo-infused cocktail.
May 5, 2026 at 11:46 AM
I've been waiting for #cincodemayo to roll out my mayo-infused cocktail.
Apparently a brood of flies hatched on my terrace - there are so many swarming in my apartment right now! Do you know how difficult it is to come up with 150 names at once!
April 27, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Apparently a brood of flies hatched on my terrace - there are so many swarming in my apartment right now! Do you know how difficult it is to come up with 150 names at once!