"I intend to live forever. So far, so good." ~ #StevenWright
November 30, 2025 at 11:08 AM
"I intend to live forever. So far, so good." ~ #StevenWright
April 2, 2025 at 6:45 PM
February 7, 2026 at 3:21 PM
I could listen to this forever. Two of the great comic minds in concert. #StevenWright
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuhE...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuhE...
How Steven Wright Writes Jokes | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend
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March 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I could listen to this forever. Two of the great comic minds in concert. #StevenWright
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuhE...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuhE...
Desperately Seeking Susan (1985)
Directed by #SusanSeidelman
Starring #RosannaArquette #Madonna #AidanQuinn #RobertJoy #MarkBlum #StevenWright #JohnTurturro #RichardHell #JohnLurie
Cinematography by #EdwardLachman
Music by #ThomasNewman
#DesperatelySeekingSusan #1980s #Comedy
Directed by #SusanSeidelman
Starring #RosannaArquette #Madonna #AidanQuinn #RobertJoy #MarkBlum #StevenWright #JohnTurturro #RichardHell #JohnLurie
Cinematography by #EdwardLachman
Music by #ThomasNewman
#DesperatelySeekingSusan #1980s #Comedy
November 14, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Desperately Seeking Susan (1985)
Directed by #SusanSeidelman
Starring #RosannaArquette #Madonna #AidanQuinn #RobertJoy #MarkBlum #StevenWright #JohnTurturro #RichardHell #JohnLurie
Cinematography by #EdwardLachman
Music by #ThomasNewman
#DesperatelySeekingSusan #1980s #Comedy
Directed by #SusanSeidelman
Starring #RosannaArquette #Madonna #AidanQuinn #RobertJoy #MarkBlum #StevenWright #JohnTurturro #RichardHell #JohnLurie
Cinematography by #EdwardLachman
Music by #ThomasNewman
#DesperatelySeekingSusan #1980s #Comedy
"I don't know what's worse: the fact that I'm so lazy, or the fact that I'm so good at it." ~ #StevenWright
October 24, 2025 at 9:47 AM
"I don't know what's worse: the fact that I'm so lazy, or the fact that I'm so good at it." ~ #StevenWright
February 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
#NowSpinning: Because @creative-bycolleen.bsky.social has the largest collection of comedy albums in the entire Midwest (unverified, but unchallenged), every few months we each pick 3 albums and binge. These are my choices.
#Comedy #ComedySky #JimmyWalker #MomsMabley #StevenWright
#Comedy #ComedySky #JimmyWalker #MomsMabley #StevenWright
December 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
#NowSpinning: Because @creative-bycolleen.bsky.social has the largest collection of comedy albums in the entire Midwest (unverified, but unchallenged), every few months we each pick 3 albums and binge. These are my choices.
#Comedy #ComedySky #JimmyWalker #MomsMabley #StevenWright
#Comedy #ComedySky #JimmyWalker #MomsMabley #StevenWright
May 19, 2026 at 9:05 AM
I would be remiss if I didn't also honor the OG, Steven Wright. Here's my favorite SW joke...
"What did Jesus ever do for Santa on his birthday?"
#StevenWright #MitchHedberg
"What did Jesus ever do for Santa on his birthday?"
#StevenWright #MitchHedberg
I don't have a girlfriend, but I do know a woman who would be mad at me for saying that.
#MitchHedberg
#MitchHedberg
Everyone has one Mitch Hedberg joke stashed in their brain like a squirrel to sustain them whenever they need to feel joy for 30 seconds and mine is “they say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that”
May 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I would be remiss if I didn't also honor the OG, Steven Wright. Here's my favorite SW joke...
"What did Jesus ever do for Santa on his birthday?"
#StevenWright #MitchHedberg
"What did Jesus ever do for Santa on his birthday?"
#StevenWright #MitchHedberg
Quote of the Day:
"If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple. of payments."
- Steven Wright
#QuoteOfTheDay #StevenWright #Debt
"If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple. of payments."
- Steven Wright
#QuoteOfTheDay #StevenWright #Debt
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Quote of the Day:
"If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple. of payments."
- Steven Wright
#QuoteOfTheDay #StevenWright #Debt
"If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple. of payments."
- Steven Wright
#QuoteOfTheDay #StevenWright #Debt
Cereal
#brianregan #jerryseinfeld #stevenwright #comedy #pgcomedy #oneliners #oneliner #jokes #pgjokes #shortstories #pgshortstories
#brianregan #jerryseinfeld #stevenwright #comedy #pgcomedy #oneliners #oneliner #jokes #pgjokes #shortstories #pgshortstories
February 12, 2024 at 8:03 PM
“When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, ‘Did you sleep well?’ I said, ‘No, I made a few mistakes.’”
--Steven Alexander Wright (1955- )
From “Steven Wright Special” (1985)
#writerslift #life #authors #love #art #coffee #diary #write #books #amwriting #quotes #stevenwright
--Steven Alexander Wright (1955- )
From “Steven Wright Special” (1985)
#writerslift #life #authors #love #art #coffee #diary #write #books #amwriting #quotes #stevenwright
July 31, 2026 at 1:00 PM
“When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, ‘Did you sleep well?’ I said, ‘No, I made a few mistakes.’”
--Steven Alexander Wright (1955- )
From “Steven Wright Special” (1985)
#writerslift #life #authors #love #art #coffee #diary #write #books #amwriting #quotes #stevenwright
--Steven Alexander Wright (1955- )
From “Steven Wright Special” (1985)
#writerslift #life #authors #love #art #coffee #diary #write #books #amwriting #quotes #stevenwright
“If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.”
— Steven Wright
Marley and I have decided to nail it on the first try. 😂
#StevenWright #DarkHumor #Comedy #Satire #FunnyQuotes
— Steven Wright
Marley and I have decided to nail it on the first try. 😂
#StevenWright #DarkHumor #Comedy #Satire #FunnyQuotes
September 16, 2026 at 9:29 AM
“If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.”
— Steven Wright
Marley and I have decided to nail it on the first try. 😂
#StevenWright #DarkHumor #Comedy #Satire #FunnyQuotes
— Steven Wright
Marley and I have decided to nail it on the first try. 😂
#StevenWright #DarkHumor #Comedy #Satire #FunnyQuotes
December 6, 2025 at 9:33 PM
April 22, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Kenny The Bartender here, serving up some tasty words from Steven Wright...
#StevenWright #Comedy #GrumpyDingoRadio
#StevenWright #Comedy #GrumpyDingoRadio
March 30, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Kenny The Bartender here, serving up some tasty words from Steven Wright...
#StevenWright #Comedy #GrumpyDingoRadio
#StevenWright #Comedy #GrumpyDingoRadio
#NowWatching LOSER #AmyHeckerling #JasonBiggs #MenaSuvari #MenaSuvari #ZakOrth #ThomasSadoski #JimmiSimpson #GregKinnear #DanAykroyd #TwinkCaplan #BobbySlayton #RobertMiano #MollieHeckerling #ColleenCamp #StevenWright #BrianBacker #StuartCornfeld #TaylorNegron #52FilmsByWomen #FilmSky #MovieSky
January 9, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Update on my Steven Wright painting. Hair needs work. #painting #stevenwright #johnkline #denverartist
April 4, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Update on my Steven Wright painting. Hair needs work. #painting #stevenwright #johnkline #denverartist
“My friend George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk." Happy 70th Birthday to Steven Wright! #80sTV #80smovies #StevenWright
December 6, 2025 at 3:37 PM
“My friend George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk." Happy 70th Birthday to Steven Wright! #80sTV #80smovies #StevenWright
“If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” – Steven Wright #quotes #quoteoftheday #stevenwright #drawing #sketch #sketchbook
February 16, 2025 at 5:02 PM
“If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” – Steven Wright #quotes #quoteoftheday #stevenwright #drawing #sketch #sketchbook