Darrell Johnson
@darrelljohnson.bsky.social
I'm Darrell. I exist.
In Clues By Sam (which I highly recommend -- cluesbysam.com), you must find innocents and criminals. Seems that the only crime ever committed is theft. I'm a little sick of it. I want some drug smugglers. I want innocent ghosts to be murder victims. I want RAPISTS, Sam!
Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!
cluesbysam.com
September 27, 2026 at 9:46 AM
In Clues By Sam (which I highly recommend -- cluesbysam.com), you must find innocents and criminals. Seems that the only crime ever committed is theft. I'm a little sick of it. I want some drug smugglers. I want innocent ghosts to be murder victims. I want RAPISTS, Sam!
HAHAHAAAA IOWAAA!!
Serves 'em fuckin' right.
Serves 'em fuckin' right.
September 26, 2026 at 11:03 PM
HAHAHAAAA IOWAAA!!
Serves 'em fuckin' right.
Serves 'em fuckin' right.
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September 24, 2026 at 6:00 PM
ALERT @jonbois.bsky.social !!!
Juice is returning to Earth, again 🛰️
On 28 September the spacecraft will fly by Earth, coming within 8640 km of our planet.
The closest approach will be over the Indian Ocean at 13:45 CEST (11:45 UTC) 👉 www.esa.int/Science_Expl...
🔭 🧪 #planetsci
On 28 September the spacecraft will fly by Earth, coming within 8640 km of our planet.
The closest approach will be over the Indian Ocean at 13:45 CEST (11:45 UTC) 👉 www.esa.int/Science_Expl...
🔭 🧪 #planetsci
September 22, 2026 at 12:38 PM
ALERT @jonbois.bsky.social !!!
This is the hardest I've rooted for Miners since those trapped Chileans.
September 19, 2026 at 8:41 PM
This is the hardest I've rooted for Miners since those trapped Chileans.
I'm not sure which illiterate A.i. bot took control of the Letterman YouTube channel, but I'd like it euthanized soon.
September 18, 2026 at 7:40 AM
I'm not sure which illiterate A.i. bot took control of the Letterman YouTube channel, but I'd like it euthanized soon.
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Todayborday is Labor Day, so that means early baseball on a Monday.
September 7, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Todayborday is Labor Day, so that means early baseball on a Monday.
Sure, give Michigan another chance like they're the 1972 Soviet basketball team.
September 6, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Sure, give Michigan another chance like they're the 1972 Soviet basketball team.
For the old Dbacks fans:
That Gabi Moreno half-swing that hit first base and became a "holy shit" single really felt like that time against Montreal when a dropped strikeout turned into a free base for Kelly Stinnett and turned the whole mood of the team for the rest of the year.
That Gabi Moreno half-swing that hit first base and became a "holy shit" single really felt like that time against Montreal when a dropped strikeout turned into a free base for Kelly Stinnett and turned the whole mood of the team for the rest of the year.
August 26, 2026 at 1:02 PM
For the old Dbacks fans:
That Gabi Moreno half-swing that hit first base and became a "holy shit" single really felt like that time against Montreal when a dropped strikeout turned into a free base for Kelly Stinnett and turned the whole mood of the team for the rest of the year.
That Gabi Moreno half-swing that hit first base and became a "holy shit" single really felt like that time against Montreal when a dropped strikeout turned into a free base for Kelly Stinnett and turned the whole mood of the team for the rest of the year.
@franksantopadre.bsky.social I'll never unfollow you. Probably.
...but ads about the plagiarism robot made me unsubscribe from my longest-listening sports podcast I ever had, and now I hear that familiar voice recommending the unethical robot from your feed and I'm... conflicted.
...but ads about the plagiarism robot made me unsubscribe from my longest-listening sports podcast I ever had, and now I hear that familiar voice recommending the unethical robot from your feed and I'm... conflicted.
August 25, 2026 at 10:44 AM
@franksantopadre.bsky.social I'll never unfollow you. Probably.
...but ads about the plagiarism robot made me unsubscribe from my longest-listening sports podcast I ever had, and now I hear that familiar voice recommending the unethical robot from your feed and I'm... conflicted.
...but ads about the plagiarism robot made me unsubscribe from my longest-listening sports podcast I ever had, and now I hear that familiar voice recommending the unethical robot from your feed and I'm... conflicted.
Brenly mentioning Charlie Hayes (Ke'Bryan's dad) reminded me of the time when Hayes charged the mound at Todd Stottlemyre. In the ensuing scuffle, Randy arose from the scrum wearing a Giants hat by mistake. #Dbacks
August 22, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Brenly mentioning Charlie Hayes (Ke'Bryan's dad) reminded me of the time when Hayes charged the mound at Todd Stottlemyre. In the ensuing scuffle, Randy arose from the scrum wearing a Giants hat by mistake. #Dbacks
Somebody tell Berthiaume that it should be "the comedy team of Lovullo and Hovik", not the other way around. Straight man comes first. #Dbacks
August 22, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Somebody tell Berthiaume that it should be "the comedy team of Lovullo and Hovik", not the other way around. Straight man comes first. #Dbacks
I feel alone as the one Weird Al superfan who doesn't care about Star Wars. Can he end a show with comedy instead of The Saga Begins? Finish with Amish Paradise or Eat It or Grapefruit Diet or Horoscope or Albuquerque or Lost on Jeopardy or Melanie or Everything You Know is Wrong or something??
August 21, 2026 at 9:19 AM
I feel alone as the one Weird Al superfan who doesn't care about Star Wars. Can he end a show with comedy instead of The Saga Begins? Finish with Amish Paradise or Eat It or Grapefruit Diet or Horoscope or Albuquerque or Lost on Jeopardy or Melanie or Everything You Know is Wrong or something??
Just finished watching ESPN Jeopardy! Remember when I predicted that I'd think, "wow, Jon Hamm knows things about baseball I also know"? That came true (and also, I know many more things about baseball that he doesn't). He did reasonably well, though.
August 12, 2026 at 9:31 AM
Just finished watching ESPN Jeopardy! Remember when I predicted that I'd think, "wow, Jon Hamm knows things about baseball I also know"? That came true (and also, I know many more things about baseball that he doesn't). He did reasonably well, though.
Hoo boy, the newest pablo.show quickly veered from "hmm, I should show this to my mom" to "holy shit I will NEVER show this to my mom".
August 8, 2026 at 10:10 AM
Hoo boy, the newest pablo.show quickly veered from "hmm, I should show this to my mom" to "holy shit I will NEVER show this to my mom".
August 8, 2026 at 4:23 AM
After a gem from rookie Mitch Bratt, the Dbacks' bullpen has me genuinely wondering whether they can get three out before giving up ten runs.
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Phew. Dbacks win!
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Phew. Dbacks win!
August 6, 2026 at 4:36 AM
After a gem from rookie Mitch Bratt, the Dbacks' bullpen has me genuinely wondering whether they can get three out before giving up ten runs.
...
Phew. Dbacks win!
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Phew. Dbacks win!
Nootbaar, eh? OK. I'm a little miffed at the Tigers for dealing their best pitchers to our rivals, but I think things can work out. We need pitching? We have Burnes, Soroka, Puk, and J-Mart all coming back soon. First base? Ildemaro has been better than expected. This roster can win games.
August 3, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Nootbaar, eh? OK. I'm a little miffed at the Tigers for dealing their best pitchers to our rivals, but I think things can work out. We need pitching? We have Burnes, Soroka, Puk, and J-Mart all coming back soon. First base? Ildemaro has been better than expected. This roster can win games.
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Those of you eager to serve wealthy MLB owners as volunteer Pinkertons won’t like to read this, but as usual Joe Sheehan nails the real problem:
August 2, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Those of you eager to serve wealthy MLB owners as volunteer Pinkertons won’t like to read this, but as usual Joe Sheehan nails the real problem: