Dr. Laura (no, not THAT one)
@darthsnugglebunny.bsky.social
She/her. I make the rockin' world go round and Sir Mix-a-Lot weep with joy. Not a bot. Of course, that's exactly what a bot *would* say.
Paul, with respect, I think you went too far with this. I don't code with AI. It is a deliberate choice. Others on my team use it and I can see ways it has made our codebase worse. When I try to raise the issue I'm just told "well, we just have to adapt to new ways of working",
People who aren’t using AI to code at this point are delusional or lying, trying to ride a horse down the highway and backing up the traffic instead of asking “what can we do to make cars safer and electric.” They have no ethical high ground
September 6, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Paul, with respect, I think you went too far with this. I don't code with AI. It is a deliberate choice. Others on my team use it and I can see ways it has made our codebase worse. When I try to raise the issue I'm just told "well, we just have to adapt to new ways of working",
Ma'am, time to call a mulligan on that marriage and throw the whole man out.
September 6, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Ma'am, time to call a mulligan on that marriage and throw the whole man out.
"It is your memento moron: no matter how smart and excellent, remember that you, too, will fuck up." - Kory Stamper, "Word by Word: The Secret Life of Dictionaries"
September 3, 2026 at 8:51 PM
"It is your memento moron: no matter how smart and excellent, remember that you, too, will fuck up." - Kory Stamper, "Word by Word: The Secret Life of Dictionaries"
Is this true, @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social?
They call him Batman Beyond because he's made entirely of plant proteins
September 2, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Is this true, @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social?
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One of the more-infamous pieces of art created from material sourced from my dad's going-out-of-business #vintage #jewelry parts warehouse in NYC cjssales.com is this Swarovski-encrusted model made for an endocrinologist: The Family Jewels.
😂😂
😂😂
September 1, 2026 at 10:16 PM
One of the more-infamous pieces of art created from material sourced from my dad's going-out-of-business #vintage #jewelry parts warehouse in NYC cjssales.com is this Swarovski-encrusted model made for an endocrinologist: The Family Jewels.
😂😂
😂😂
Meanwhile in "this entire fucking series of meetings could have been a Slack post"...
September 1, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Meanwhile in "this entire fucking series of meetings could have been a Slack post"...
Reposted by Dr. Laura (no, not THAT one)
macabre = “muh-KAHB”
Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer”
omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt”
reticent = “RET-uh-sunt”
epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee”
myriad = "MEER-ee-ud"
Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word.
It means they learned it by reading.
Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer”
omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt”
reticent = “RET-uh-sunt”
epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee”
myriad = "MEER-ee-ud"
Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word.
It means they learned it by reading.
August 31, 2026 at 2:53 PM
macabre = “muh-KAHB”
Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer”
omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt”
reticent = “RET-uh-sunt”
epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee”
myriad = "MEER-ee-ud"
Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word.
It means they learned it by reading.
Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer”
omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt”
reticent = “RET-uh-sunt”
epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee”
myriad = "MEER-ee-ud"
Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word.
It means they learned it by reading.
Saw a Cybertruck painted army green while driving around town. Friend, there is no paint choice that is going to hide the ugly of that car.
August 31, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Saw a Cybertruck painted army green while driving around town. Friend, there is no paint choice that is going to hide the ugly of that car.
One of the beautiful things about English is that we gleefully grab words from other languages and declare "ours now, bitches!" and I see no reason we shouldn't do that with dialects not our own as well.
tl;dr; Y'all for all!
tl;dr; Y'all for all!
Minor point but I really hate this performative “y’all” people do to try and appear more folksy. I don’t type in a Yorkshire accent and I did people would rightly tell me to shut up.
August 30, 2026 at 3:59 AM
One of the beautiful things about English is that we gleefully grab words from other languages and declare "ours now, bitches!" and I see no reason we shouldn't do that with dialects not our own as well.
tl;dr; Y'all for all!
tl;dr; Y'all for all!
Bless her heart (complimentary).
my 5yo said she was making a sign for her fort and I was expecting like "no boys allowed" or whatever, but in fact it said:
August 30, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Bless her heart (complimentary).
Saw "Coyote vs. Acme" today and now I want a whole series set in the Acme warehouse.
August 29, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Saw "Coyote vs. Acme" today and now I want a whole series set in the Acme warehouse.
If I leave my bra out on 9/25 do you think Miss Dolly will fill it with candy?
August 28, 2026 at 1:29 AM
If I leave my bra out on 9/25 do you think Miss Dolly will fill it with candy?
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everything is so stupid and embarrassing all the time
WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump signs order directing interior secretary to rename Lake Ontario to 'Lake America' as Canada trade war persists.
August 27, 2026 at 5:35 PM
everything is so stupid and embarrassing all the time
Not actually sorry, tbh.
August 27, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Not actually sorry, tbh.
Everyone's talk about Tim Curry as Dr Frank-N-Furter or Wadsworth the butler. And those are great performances! But let's all take a moment to remember his magnificent scenery-chewing as the villain Gaal on the short-lived sci-fi series "Earth 2".
August 26, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Everyone's talk about Tim Curry as Dr Frank-N-Furter or Wadsworth the butler. And those are great performances! But let's all take a moment to remember his magnificent scenery-chewing as the villain Gaal on the short-lived sci-fi series "Earth 2".
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Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
August 26, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Y'ALL. The next name in the Atlantic hurricane list for the 2026 season is Dolly. What fucking hack is in charge of writing reality at this point???
(Hurricane name list: www.accuweather.com/en/hurricane...)
(Hurricane name list: www.accuweather.com/en/hurricane...)
2026 Atlantic hurricane names: What will storms be called this year?
The Atlantic hurricane season is ramping up. Here are the 21 names that meteorologists will use to name storms in 2026.
www.accuweather.com
August 26, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Y'ALL. The next name in the Atlantic hurricane list for the 2026 season is Dolly. What fucking hack is in charge of writing reality at this point???
(Hurricane name list: www.accuweather.com/en/hurricane...)
(Hurricane name list: www.accuweather.com/en/hurricane...)
Internet, you know what to do!
with alt-text (please alt-text your pics!)
August 26, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Internet, you know what to do!
Reposted by Dr. Laura (no, not THAT one)
if you're in line to donate money to the Imagination Library, please stay in line
There are so many donations happening right now that the site has crashed.
Here's the official announcement of Parton's passing from her reps, along with the request that in lieu of flowers, the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at www.imaginationlibrary.com
August 25, 2026 at 6:50 PM
if you're in line to donate money to the Imagination Library, please stay in line
Sitting here listening to "I Will Always Love You" and sobbing.
August 25, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Sitting here listening to "I Will Always Love You" and sobbing.
This requires an official national day of mourning. Rest easy, Miss Dolly.
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Dolly Parton, country music icon, dies at 80
Her death came after in May 2026 she announced she was canceling a Las Vegas show and said she’d been undergoing treatment for kidney stones for several years.
www.nbcnews.com
August 25, 2026 at 6:13 PM
This requires an official national day of mourning. Rest easy, Miss Dolly.
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
This is equivalent in number to ICE arresting just shy of the entire city of Galveston TX in a single month.
BREAKING: ICE arrests jumped to nearly 50,000 in July, the highest monthly total of President Trump’s second term.
ICE arrests jumped to nearly 50,000 in July, the highest monthly total of Trump’s second term
Immigration and Customs Enforcement arrested nearly 50,000 people in July. That marks the highest single-month total during the second Trump administration.
bit.ly
August 25, 2026 at 4:38 PM
This is equivalent in number to ICE arresting just shy of the entire city of Galveston TX in a single month.
QED. Trust me, I'm a doctor!
!["There was no autism diagnosed before 1930."
Pluto wasn't discovered until 1930, pluto causes autism
[A picture of the planet Pluto against a black space background with white text overlaid above and below it]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lxm3v43kiuo4gdun45a4zivh/bafkreiaiwmh5hgnawvwgenypa6alziwtigxvzqmvpbjnewfnk4s6ccsxde)
August 25, 2026 at 12:53 PM
QED. Trust me, I'm a doctor!
The 5 Simpsons lines I've uttered the most off the top of my head.
1. Lousy Smarch weather.
2. It's a perfectly cromulent word.
3. Everything's coming up Milhouse!
4. The red thing's connected to my wristwatch...uh oh.
5. I am so smart! S M R T! I mean, S M A R T!
1. Lousy Smarch weather.
2. It's a perfectly cromulent word.
3. Everything's coming up Milhouse!
4. The red thing's connected to my wristwatch...uh oh.
5. I am so smart! S M R T! I mean, S M A R T!
The 5 Simpsons lines I’ve uttered most off the top of my head:
1) I want to go to Bovine University.
2) It tastes like burning.
3) My cat’s breath smells like cat food.
4) It has the Awesome Power of apples!
5) Thirsty, I am so thirsty. And hungry and horny… but mostly I’m THIRSTY!
1) I want to go to Bovine University.
2) It tastes like burning.
3) My cat’s breath smells like cat food.
4) It has the Awesome Power of apples!
5) Thirsty, I am so thirsty. And hungry and horny… but mostly I’m THIRSTY!
The 5 Simpsons lines I’ve uttered most off the top of my head
1. Let the bears pay the bear tax, I pay the Homer tax!
2. Dig up, stupid.
3. That glue ain’t goin’ nowhere
4. So I says to Mabel, I says—
5. Stupid like a fox!
1. Let the bears pay the bear tax, I pay the Homer tax!
2. Dig up, stupid.
3. That glue ain’t goin’ nowhere
4. So I says to Mabel, I says—
5. Stupid like a fox!
August 25, 2026 at 12:48 PM
The 5 Simpsons lines I've uttered the most off the top of my head.
1. Lousy Smarch weather.
2. It's a perfectly cromulent word.
3. Everything's coming up Milhouse!
4. The red thing's connected to my wristwatch...uh oh.
5. I am so smart! S M R T! I mean, S M A R T!
1. Lousy Smarch weather.
2. It's a perfectly cromulent word.
3. Everything's coming up Milhouse!
4. The red thing's connected to my wristwatch...uh oh.
5. I am so smart! S M R T! I mean, S M A R T!
GEE, WHATEVER COULD GO WRONG. 😐
I suspect a lot of you outside of the state of Ohio (and possibly some of you inside of the state of Ohio) are not aware of the current billion dollar bid Black Rock is making to buy up our electric utilities 
Yes, -that- Black Rock
I feel like this should be much, much bigger news 🚨
Yes, -that- Black Rock
I feel like this should be much, much bigger news 🚨
Data center investors want to buy Ohio’s public utilities
Consumer advocates warn a $10 billion deal that would give BlackRock, the world’s largest asset manager, control over AES Ohio could create conflicts of interest that end up raising electricity rates ...
www.cleveland.com
August 25, 2026 at 12:37 PM
GEE, WHATEVER COULD GO WRONG. 😐