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Igor Toscano 🏴

@toscanoigor.bsky.social

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Collage of 4 Magic: the Gathering cards, on a 2x2 grid:
1) "University Campus - Land
This land enters tapped.
{Tap}: Add {W} or {B}.
{4}, {Tap}: Surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.)

The students and faculty of Empire State University are at the forefront of scientific research... and related pursuits". Illustration by David Alvarez, shows Empire State University, from the Spider-Man set.

2) "Impassioned Orator {1}{W} - Creature - Human Cleric
Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life.

In times of unrest, the crowd is eager for the comfort of strong convictions.

2/2"
Illustrated by Mark Zug, shows a bald man speaking to a crowd of people around him.

3) "Kill Shot {2}{W} - Instant
Destroy target attacking creature.

Mardu archers are trained in Dakla, the way of the bow. They never miss their target, no matter how small, how fast, or how far away."
Illustrated by Michael C. Hayes, shows a man on a horse being hit in the neck by an arrow. His clothes resemble an ancient mongolian warrior.

4) Planewide Celebration {5}{G}{G} - Sorcery

Choose four. You may choose the same mode more than once.
• Create a 2/2 Citizen creature token that’s all colors.
• Return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.
• Proliferate.
• You gain 4 life."
Illustrated by Wisnu Tan, show a bunch of people raising their fist and swords in celebration, in front of some castles, and a statue that looks like a claw.

September 10, 2026 at 8:27 PM

DasRuedi 🍉

@dasruedi.bsky.social

If Wander over yonder has only one fan, it is me, and if it has none, it means I have died.

Even if no one else might care about this show, I deeply do.

#WanderOverYonder

DasRuedi 🍉 @dasruedi.bsky.social · Aug 22

Finally printed my Wander over Yonder mtg proxies. They came out so well.

August 22, 2026 at 10:56 AM

DasRuedi 🍉

@dasruedi.bsky.social

Finally printed my Wander over Yonder mtg proxies. They came out so well.

August 22, 2026 at 10:54 AM

DasRuedi 🍉

@dasruedi.bsky.social

I am sorry but are we aware that tgis is not like magic where everyone brings their own stuff to the table and where there is a competitive scene that requires you to mix your inuniverse content with UB to have a chance.

This is simply applying dnd rules to other universes.

COUNT WHACKULA @tankhunter48.bsky.social · Jul 31

Oh. Oh noooooo. MtG players have been frustrated with Magic becoming "Fortnite the card game" and now D&D is going to try and graft their system onto every IP?

Thanks but no thanks. I think I'm going to go look up some #Pathfinder rulebooks.

D&D Universes Beyond from the GenCon stage (I was not there)

July 31, 2026 at 2:03 PM

DasRuedi 🍉

@dasruedi.bsky.social

A grown ass man just cried in the rindbahn today.

July 29, 2026 at 3:19 PM

DasRuedi 🍉

@dasruedi.bsky.social

"It is Magic from Magic the Gathering!
Stop him!"

TheOwlchemist 🦉🇦🇺 Vtuber @the0wlchemist.bsky.social · Jul 24

I've been reading the Jace Beleren mini-series of comics and just... my god, this bloody dork.

A clipping of a comic panel depicting Jace Beleren from Magic the Gathering walking away with a treasure chest on one shoulder while playfully saluting at the guards calling out. The text bubble reads: 'uhgh-- Magic... Stop him!"

July 24, 2026 at 11:02 AM

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Phlip

@eqqi.bsky.social

die einzige Demokratie im nahen Osten

eine Schlagzeile der Welt: „Haftanlage: Israel plant Gefängnis mit Krokodilen“. Im Bild daneben ein großes im Schlamm liegendes Nilkrokodil

July 20, 2026 at 6:52 PM

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djlayze

@djlayze.bsky.social

New dino tokens just dropped. Absolute fever dream of a show, btw.

July 2, 2026 at 11:01 PM

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Satanic Panic | DNGN CLUB

@dngnclub.itch.io

my buddy made these tokens for his Commander Deck and im dying...

djlayze @djlayze.bsky.social · Jul 2

New dino tokens just dropped. Absolute fever dream of a show, btw.

July 2, 2026 at 11:17 PM

DasRuedi 🍉

@dasruedi.bsky.social

Also ich s3h ne menge sparpotenzial bei politikergehältern, Herr Merz!

Lorenz Meyer @thereallorenzmeyer.bsky.social · Jun 22

"Effizienter Ressourceneinsatz" heißt es im geleakten Papier. Gemeint sind Kürzungen bei Jugendlichen und Behinderten in Milliardenhöhe. Friedrich Merz und seine Regierung verpacken ihre Verachtung für die Schwächsten in beschönigendes Controlling-Deutsch, und das macht es nur noch abstoßender.

"Nicht immer mehr Geld ausgeben"
Merz sieht Sparpotenzial bei Jugend- und Behindertenhilfe

June 23, 2026 at 12:01 AM

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Prozessor Doktor‘in Lametta (Spuk-Pause)

@lamettaregen.bsky.social

Na, hast du auch KI generierte Bilder auf deinem Handy?

Theelen und Nuhrensohn grinsen in die Kamera

June 19, 2026 at 4:45 PM

DasRuedi 🍉

@dasruedi.bsky.social

SPD perfectly in line mit CDU, FDP und AfD zum Thema Berlin Autofrei.
You love to see it.

SPD Wahlplakat für Susanne Fischer, Kandidatin für den berliner Wahlkreis Gesundbrunnen und Soldiner Kiez mit der Überschrift "Autos aus dem Zentrum in den Wedding? Nicht mit mir! Nein zu Berlin Autofrei!". Diese Haltung deckt sich mit Wahlplakaten von CDU, FDP und AfD.

May 12, 2026 at 9:12 AM

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Tim Gaedke

@timgaedke.com

haha I got banned from r/magictcg for posting my patreon in the comments of my One Ring post after someone specifically asked for it, wild stuff.

anyway, if you want to support me, here‘s my patreon:

Get more from Tim Gaedke on Patreon

www.patreon.com

May 10, 2026 at 10:06 AM

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Philippe Patoune

@quessours.github.io

Hear me out :

Un Universes Beyond Discworld.

May 5, 2026 at 1:09 PM

DasRuedi 🍉

@dasruedi.bsky.social

Garf Ritual

Sheebs @ryansheebs.bsky.social · May 2

#mtg I unfortunately like it

May 3, 2026 at 1:01 AM

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Josh W

@mariobones.bsky.social

Jace: “Created like a dark, fucked up version of the Strixhaven colleges. Just a glimpse into my dark reality. A full stare into my twisted perspective would make most simply go insane lmao”