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I’ve been a little too heads-down building these last few years… Unfortunately in the past month or two I’ve come to the conclusion that while I’m proud of what I built, my startup has one last swing left and it’s not one that needs me. So I am on the hunt for what’s next, be it leadership or IC.
Little over halfway through my Scotland trip and my biggest takeaway is we collectively have done Haggis dirty.
September 8, 2026 at 12:23 PM
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Once you notice this, it's the most obvious double standard in the political press.

Democrats have to answer for the smallest voice even if it has no actual tie to them, but Republicans never have to answer for the insanely racist billionaire donor driving their entire party.
Democrats who have had absolutely nothing to do with Hasan Piker will be hounded about him, while Republicans who are directly benefitting from Musk funding will be asked about him in the most generic "money in politics" way, if at all.
September 6, 2026 at 2:43 PM
“I have to miss the first week of college football because I’m vacationing in Scotland, but that’s fine surely nothing will happen during the cupcake games…”
September 6, 2026 at 4:22 PM
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If buying isn't owning then piracy can't be theft. Any reasonable corporation knows that.
Sony says "reasonable consumers" know they don’t own the digital PlayStation games they buy.

It argues that it's "not plausible" to suggest that when they buy a digital game they actually believe they're "obtaining ownership" of it.

www.videogameschronicle.com/news/sony-sa...
Sony says ‘reasonable consumers’ know they don’t own the digital games they buy | VGC
It’s “not plausible” to suggest people believe they’re “obtaining ownership”…
www.videogameschronicle.com
September 1, 2026 at 1:38 PM
I’ve been a little too heads-down building these last few years… Unfortunately in the past month or two I’ve come to the conclusion that while I’m proud of what I built, my startup has one last swing left and it’s not one that needs me. So I am on the hunt for what’s next, be it leadership or IC.
August 28, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.
August 25, 2026 at 8:38 PM
August 21, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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Siskos
August 20, 2026 at 12:05 AM
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August 19, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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Came across a dev saying they couldn’t do their job without LLMs now just like they wouldn’t have been able to do their job without being able to copy and paste from Stack Overflow 5 years ago
August 9, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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JKR explicitly said she considers anything Potter-related, even fan-made, endorsement of her politics. And every time you engage with this franchise, you signal to the industry that there's still money in it and they should keep pumping out content from full-cast audiobooks to book box partnerships.
August 5, 2026 at 4:07 PM
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Two entries for @actualnames.bsky.social:
August 5, 2026 at 4:29 PM
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It is 2006.

I am 22.

The US is mired in a costly Forever War.

A predictable historic market collapse looms.

I do not have health insurance.

It is 2026.

I am 42.

The US is mired in a costly Forever War.

A predictable historic market collapse looms.

I do not have health insurance.
August 4, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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hey weirdo why didn’t you reply to me telling you to fuck off? and why haven’t you fucked off and/or ate shit?
August 2, 2026 at 2:34 PM
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You can just decide to post bad all day if you want. It's not a big deal. Nobody is looking at this website but us.
July 31, 2026 at 3:51 PM
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Hold on now. Let's not blame the factory when deregulation is clearly the problem.
July 29, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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drunk girl trying to tell her friends that she thinks they are “weekend at Bernie’s” with McConnell, but she has got completely the wrong movie and keeps calling it “doing a Fish Called Wanda” with him and I’m dying
July 29, 2026 at 1:26 AM
I’m turning the corner on the fact that, with the right dev test loop tools, CORRECTNESS is no longer in question. But knowledge sharing and architectural overview still is, so what does a(n agentic) PR review look like from that lens
Testing a potentially unpopular opinion that I'm not sure the dev industry is ready for:

Unless you're shipping something like nuclear safety code, you probably don't need a human reviewer for your PRs.
July 25, 2026 at 1:33 AM
We love checking our email and seeing that the silly .sexy tld you bought 10 years ago had its renewal price hiked to $2,500+ per year. OH WELL BACK TO DOTCOM.
July 23, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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Imagine thinking graphic design could get better than this
July 22, 2026 at 9:56 PM
My girlfriend: Happy Birthday!
Also my girlfriend: Wait, you’re 40 next year?! I can’t be dating a 40 year old, noooo!
July 20, 2026 at 1:23 AM
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Fantastic writeup of an incredibly complex problem with the interdependence of the entire food system and how the people it screws hardest are the people who care most
Ok. As promised, a thread about supply chain food safety vulnerabilities in the food industry.

Buckle up. It's a long one.
July 18, 2026 at 12:36 PM
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🕯️Manifesting 🕯️
October 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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we do the ha-ha clueless thing but the truth imo is that it is culturally possible to grow up male-- and this is not intended as self-flagellation, just as descriptive-- without really internalizing that women also have sexual agency, which means you miss when they're exercising it at you
just remembering this time at a party a girl was said she had nipples pierced and was like wanna see? and i was like yeah so she took me into the bedroom and lifted her shirt and i was like 👍 and then we went back out and later i found out she was into me. she should have been more forward i guess
July 10, 2026 at 1:26 PM