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I'm not taking my sneakers off, I am Sneakers O'Toole
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We are not a divided country. We are a country being divided, on purpose, by people who make money off the fight. Once you see the business model you cannot unsee it.
August 12, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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syzygy | noun | the nearly straight-line configuration of three celestial bodies (such as the sun, moon, and earth during a solar or lunar eclipse) in a gravitational system
August 12, 2026 at 7:26 PM
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Please enjoy my cartoon for Tuesday's Toronto Star
August 10, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Reminder to people who are outraged over a Muslim mayor in New York:
August 10, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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The ads alone are worth the price of The Onion’s print edition
August 10, 2026 at 1:13 PM
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not to be confused with quesadilla
August 10, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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My steamed bao bun appetizer accurately describe what is inside of them.
August 10, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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“The Knight of the Flowers” by French artist Georges-Antoine Rochegrosse
August 9, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Big oil knew about climate change before we did, they just didn’t do anything about it.
August 10, 2026 at 3:09 AM
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Kris and Berdly gaming #deltarune
August 6, 2026 at 8:28 AM
My TikTok video with 500 likes got reposted to instagram without credit for 85k likes.
worst part is that the artist behind the audio I made the video with, thanked the reposter for using the audio

#thanksfornothing
August 10, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Charlie in hell watching as teenagers edit his face into memes:
December 3, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Why my cat giving me the side eye?
December 3, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Proof I go outside
June 15, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Beware of practicing your righteousness before others in order to be seen by them, for then you have no reward from your Father in heaven. So whenever you give alms, do not sound a trumpet before you, as the hypocrites
May 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Let’s take some time to reflect upon how in the bible, saint Peter asked Jesus if he would betray him
April 11, 2025 at 3:05 PM
TikTok is absolutely filled to the brim with scoundrels
April 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
If next week is Good Friday then is today a bad Friday?
April 11, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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check your media like you check your labels at the grocery store!
March 30, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I have no house and I must sleep
April 1, 2025 at 2:34 AM
You shall also love the stranger, for you were strangers in the land of Egypt.
Deuteronomy 10:19

The alien who resides with you shall be to you as the citizen among you; you shall love the alien as yourself, for you were aliens in the land of Egypt: I am the Lord your God.
Leviticus 19:34
March 28, 2025 at 3:34 AM
A rabbi, a pastor, and an imam walk into a room, they have a peaceful discussion about religion and how it has effected thier lives. Joke over.
March 28, 2025 at 3:32 AM
If awesome is good and awe is better then why awful is bad?
March 28, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Canada, if we have to take desparate measures then so be it. Canada owns one of the most visited websites in the entire internet. If America keeps doing this then we must make pornhub a per month subscription service.
March 28, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Is this what we signed up for when we heard about bluesky for the first time?
March 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM