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@demandavoider.bsky.social
When anyone tries to fist bump you, pretend you think they're trying to hand you loose change.
Oops, All garbage!
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Oops, All garbage!
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it's fun to say stuff on the Internet every single day until you're dead, isn't it
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y’all got me muting the word sex
that’s crazy
that’s crazy
October 11, 2026 at 3:12 PM
y’all got me muting the word sex
that’s crazy
that’s crazy
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whether or not it’s butter, it isn’t here to be subjected to your judgment
October 11, 2026 at 5:54 AM
whether or not it’s butter, it isn’t here to be subjected to your judgment
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We looked good on paper.
October 11, 2026 at 2:59 PM
We looked good on paper.
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Every night, all the exhibits at this museum come to life but since they don't have any internal organs they almost immediately die again
October 11, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Every night, all the exhibits at this museum come to life but since they don't have any internal organs they almost immediately die again
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time isn't real, a 27 slide powerpoint presentation
January 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
time isn't real, a 27 slide powerpoint presentation
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Always make sure to put on a cape when you're super busy
October 11, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Always make sure to put on a cape when you're super busy
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at 500 followers I will say wowowowowow!
October 7, 2026 at 4:15 PM
at 500 followers I will say wowowowowow!
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I think cats should have guns
October 1, 2026 at 6:03 PM
I think cats should have guns
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I hope this email finds you and kills you
October 9, 2026 at 12:04 AM
I hope this email finds you and kills you
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girlfriend experience but it's just me saying my tummy hurts and asking you to run to the store for me
October 10, 2026 at 1:46 PM
girlfriend experience but it's just me saying my tummy hurts and asking you to run to the store for me
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Don’t invite me to your kid’s birthday party if you don’t want me to crane kick the piñata.
October 11, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Don’t invite me to your kid’s birthday party if you don’t want me to crane kick the piñata.
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He claimed to bring it back, but there was some debate about whether sexy was gone in the first place.
October 10, 2026 at 8:51 PM
He claimed to bring it back, but there was some debate about whether sexy was gone in the first place.
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I tried a kindness but people think that’s weird now a short story
October 11, 2026 at 3:17 PM
I tried a kindness but people think that’s weird now a short story
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Take me down to the Palindrome City where the set ups don't always have punchlines
October 11, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Take me down to the Palindrome City where the set ups don't always have punchlines
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Hot singles in your area are looking for a host organism
October 11, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Hot singles in your area are looking for a host organism
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Bring whimsy back into the bedroom. That's why my safeword is "fiddle-dee-dee."
October 6, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Bring whimsy back into the bedroom. That's why my safeword is "fiddle-dee-dee."
halloween III: season of the witch is the only good halloween movie. i won't be taking any questions on this, thanks.
October 11, 2026 at 4:50 PM
halloween III: season of the witch is the only good halloween movie. i won't be taking any questions on this, thanks.
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BRB, headed to the bookstore with a sharpie to add a word to every book
October 11, 2026 at 4:16 PM
BRB, headed to the bookstore with a sharpie to add a word to every book
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I forgot the word for tilde and called it a fancy sky mustache
October 11, 2026 at 3:19 PM
I forgot the word for tilde and called it a fancy sky mustache
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People who lick their finger to turn the page should go to hell
October 10, 2026 at 11:53 PM
People who lick their finger to turn the page should go to hell
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Ruin a book by adding a word
Are You There, God? It’s Me, Margaret Thatcher
Are You There, God? It’s Me, Margaret Thatcher
Ruin a book by adding a word
Moby Dick Pic
Moby Dick Pic
Ruin a book by adding a word
Neil Oliver Twist
Neil Oliver Twist
October 11, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Ruin a book by adding a word
Are You There, God? It’s Me, Margaret Thatcher
Are You There, God? It’s Me, Margaret Thatcher
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Big DM doesn’t want you to know this.
one could hypothetically fit 6 more emojis in a bsky bio if they removed "no dms" and just turned off dms.
October 11, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Big DM doesn’t want you to know this.
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🏆 Congratulations @azedand2knots.bsky.social! This joke earned a trophy from judge @professorkiosk.wtf in @trickykat.bsky.social's contest.
Sleep walk hundreds of thousands of kilometers until you reach the stalagmite cathedral tucked deep away in the cavern at the end of the Earth. Now you are a queen of the bat people. That is how this works.
October 11, 2026 at 2:09 AM
🏆 Congratulations @azedand2knots.bsky.social! This joke earned a trophy from judge @professorkiosk.wtf in @trickykat.bsky.social's contest.
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🏆 Congratulations @aghastronaut.com! This joke earned a trophy from judge @gregthemiller.bsky.social in @trickykat.bsky.social's contest.
Someone is replacing my body with a slightly worse body each night while I sleep.
October 11, 2026 at 3:14 AM
🏆 Congratulations @aghastronaut.com! This joke earned a trophy from judge @gregthemiller.bsky.social in @trickykat.bsky.social's contest.
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sucked into the sleep vortex again (the recliner)
December 1, 2025 at 2:18 AM
sucked into the sleep vortex again (the recliner)