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derangedcandyman.bsky.social
fuddy-duddy nut baron
@derangedcandyman.bsky.social
75 followers 500 following 23 posts
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🔞 NSFW +18 only / I block no age in bio🔞
I like men turning blue

minors DNI or I will punt you into the sun
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derangedcandyman.bsky.social
fuddy-duddy nut baron @derangedcandyman.bsky.social · Jan 5
finally mustering the courage to post here, gulp!

hi guys I hope you’re ready to see my awesome evil wonka bootleg and other funny ocs that get into wacky, zany shenanigans
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malleablewitch.bsky.social
Local occultists has been transformed into a table lamp

I oughta do more inanimate tf some time, it's pretty fun. Especially with the right target...
A certain magician has had his body flattened and twisted into the shape of a table lamp. If animated his eyes would still be able to move and he could talk, but otherwise unable to move 🪄✨
February 14, 2024 at 7:41 AM
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twist.dog
hello! it's been a long time since i've asked for help, but i don't know what else to do at this point.

my shoulder blew itself the fuck up and it's been making it almost impossible to sleep, work, relax, etc.

expenses are rolling in and i'm stressed out & anxious (1/2)
October 2, 2026 at 10:19 PM
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cloudboyo.bsky.social
dont be doing kinky stuff alone...
October 7, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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malzdude.bsky.social
God, I’m gonna puke. They just sent me this in the mail today. I need everyone’s help pronto if we can😢

gofund.me/84ac55b54
October 5, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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chichiguma.bsky.social
‼️0/362USD STILL RAISING‼️
❗️PLEASE HELP US❗️

Please save us from electricity disconnection 🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️

buymeacoffee.com/chichiguma_
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#emergencycommissionsopen #helpsky
Chichiguma is Variety Character Art
I am a freelance character artist. I would be using this platform to accept payments for work and/or donations 🙇‍♂️ Thank you all for your support
buymeacoffee.com
October 6, 2026 at 12:08 PM
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beboblueberry.bsky.social
don't get dizzy on the way out, brat...
my permaberry sona bebo, depicted three times in three stages of blueberry inflation. the first stage she is standing looking down at her belly, her belly has swollen wider, and her whole body has turned into a big curvy pear shape. the second stage she is spherical, a bit under twice as big as her normal self, her arms and legs still being barely separated from her body, but already significantly rounded out and in the process of sinking in. in the third stage she is entirely spherical, her paws and the tips of her shoes poke out slightly from her divots and her face is squished in its divot as well. there is faint text in the top left space of the image, which reads: "Unfortunately, Ms. Bebo will not be joining us for the rest of the tour. As you can see, her body is undergoing some pretty dramatic changes - she is going to need some time to get used to her new self. In the meantime, you may get acquainted with her new body yourself by helping us roll her to the exit."
October 3, 2026 at 10:02 PM
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munchmail.bsky.social
(Pumpkin transformation? and Inflation)
This is... not how I expected to be spending my Halloween... ggghh 😵‍💫
October 31, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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wolfgirl9million.bsky.social
// weight gain, cartoon physics, flattening

Cartoon problems require cartoon solutions.
Art of a cartoon mouse girl (Spritz) and a realistic human woman (Beatrice). Spritz is flattened to the ground and says "Whew...knocked the wind outta me!" She blows into her flat thumb and pops back to normal. She thinks, saying "Well, the car ain't gonna work...you're just too big!" Beatrice behind her, cartoonishly fat, says "S-seriously, I got plenty of sick pay, I could just call out of work today-" Spritz interrupts her and says "WAIT! I GOTS IT!" and dashes off. Beatrice panics and says "H-hey, Spritz, WAIT! Where are you going?!" A seperate panel of Beatrice looking nervous, saying "...Spritz?" Behind her is Spritz with a CARTOONISHLY large hammer about to flatten her.
September 30, 2026 at 8:58 PM
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juggalopenis.bsky.social
// implied bondage and light crossdressing ?

Is this a safe space guys be honest ok. ok. I want a little more than just a pizza from him im sorry.
September 30, 2026 at 4:38 AM
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blimpixels.bsky.social
Body Writing Lessons 🫐
September 19, 2026 at 11:54 PM
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blackshirtboy.bsky.social
Another one from 2022. Man I used to love doing this stuff.

(The original plate for this was taken from a Brazzers photoshoot).
May 7, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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patchyeah.bsky.social
Here's the last wee clip I'm gonna share for now :)
September 29, 2026 at 3:29 AM
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l0uberry.bsky.social
Boys.... boys becoming blimps... oughh... boys with hoses up there butts filling up an becoming blimps..... boy blimps... boys chewing gum an becoming berries oughhh... boys becoming massive inflated puffed up gas bagswith massive hard ons oughhhhh.... boys moaning while swollen oughhhhh
September 28, 2026 at 10:58 PM
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singulartesticle.bsky.social
(inflation)
that aint right
September 28, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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wolfgirl9million.bsky.social
// weight gain, flattening, cartoon physics

Well, that didn't work. How are they gonna get outta this one...?
A comic panel of a cartoon mouse standing outside a realistic car with fat thighs spilling out of the door. Spritz, the mouse, says "I jus' don't get it! Stuffin' em in always works with MY car! Oh well. Okay, we're tryin' a different angle!" She grips Beatrice, the human, by the ankles and POPS her out of the car at high speed, making the car lurch over. Beatrice, the human, rests on her stomach looking disheveled and holding her head. Her fat ass is spilling behind her with a skirt that's ridden up to show her panties and her freckled asscheeks. She says "(Ugh, my head...) O-okay, so that didn't work. What's next, Spritz? ...Spritz?" She looks around, concerned, before hearing some warbled giggling and turns her head. Beatrice looks behind her, still beached like a whale. She says "A-are you okay?!" Spritz, flat as a sticker on the ground, smiling but looking dazed, giggles some more. She says "Ah-heh-eh...D-don't worry about me, doll! I c-can take it!"
September 28, 2026 at 1:30 AM
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doomsdaypecsart.bsky.social
-|| Growing a New God
When you're a rowdy cult of size-horny feeder imps, it can be such a hassle finding the right worthy deity to lavish in lecherous attention. Worry not! With the forbidden rites of the ancients unearthed, you too can grow yourself the ideal deities!
Commission for Meepenator✨
September 28, 2026 at 3:56 AM
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wolfgirl9million.bsky.social
// weight gain

the consequences of cartoon cooking
Art of Beatrice (a realistic human in glasses and a sweater) and Spritz the Mouse (a cartoon mouse). Beatrice is absurdly, cartoonishly fat, her sweater riding up her tummy and her skirt strained, as she nervously says "U-uh, it's okay, I'm not mad or anything! Just, um, not sure how I'm gonna get in the car to go to work tomorrow..." Spritz looks distraught and apologetic, exclaiming "Gosh, I am SO SORRY, honeybunches! I thought the next scene transition would wipe all a' the weight away! It always worked f'me!!!"
September 25, 2026 at 9:22 AM
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blubberblimp.bsky.social
Human/Toon couple :)
September 27, 2026 at 3:06 AM
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wolfgirl9million.bsky.social
// weight gain

Oh dear, that's quite the tight fit. Best of luck, you two.
Art of Beatrice (a realistic human woman) and Spritz (a cartoon mouse). Beatrice is absurdly, cartoonishly fat, with her huge ass spread just outside a car door that she's being stuffed into. Her face is visible through the windshield, and she says "I don't think I'm gonna fit, Sp-spritz!" Spritz is pushing into her fat buttcheeks, gritting her teeth and sweating. She's giving words of encouragement. "Hnnnngrgh--! C'mon, gal!!! Just breathe in a li'l more! We're gonna get you in this car and off to work on TIME or my name isn't Spritz T. Mouse!"
September 26, 2026 at 7:26 AM
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bluecreme.bsky.social
I tried to tell him not to drink to much of that berry shake but he didn't.....Oh well~ ; )
September 25, 2026 at 6:49 AM
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chef033.bsky.social
the best time to stop paying for premium on the spyware chat app that just rolled out a new spyware update so they can do gambling partnerships with fanduel and feed your posts to palantir and the CIA was yesterday, and the next best time to do it is today
gulumunkus.bsky.social Ghoulumunkus @gulumunkus.bsky.social · 14d
discord casually admitting they know that nobody wanted the age verification implemented and trying to be funny about it is seriously something that the pr team should reflect on and really study when they lose a lot of nitro subs in this next week
September 24, 2026 at 12:39 PM
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breadwithketchup.bsky.social
🐮🐮🐮
September 23, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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kanjibear.bsky.social
I was running some tests with a new product. Probably should've been more thorough with the disinfecting, seeing as the last dozen subjects all exploded within minutes...
🎨@qa-tr245.bsky.social
September 24, 2026 at 3:12 AM
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wolfgirl9million.bsky.social
// weight gain

spritz is a cook, btw
A realistic human woman in a sweater and glasses looking cartoonishly fat and a little nervous. A thick-outlined cartoon mouse in a chef hat is holding a hot dog up to her. The mouse says "What's wrong, doll? You're sweatin' like a pig!" The girl replies "O-oh, uh, it's no problem. It's just that, um, f-food doesn't normally DO this to humans...?" "Aw, that's nothin'! That's just the classic Spritz family cookin' on display! Another hot dog?"
September 23, 2026 at 10:18 PM