Derpy Gherkin
@derpygherkin.bsky.social
Goober tgirl, my brain works part time
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For all the pirates out there who aren't ashamed of who they arrrrr!!
..or they just like the silly shark :)
#SoTSailDesignComp #SoT #SeaofThieves
..or they just like the silly shark :)
#SoTSailDesignComp #SoT #SeaofThieves
October 7, 2026 at 9:50 AM
For all the pirates out there who aren't ashamed of who they arrrrr!!
..or they just like the silly shark :)
#SoTSailDesignComp #SoT #SeaofThieves
..or they just like the silly shark :)
#SoTSailDesignComp #SoT #SeaofThieves
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After procrastinating it for far too long, I finally got my gold bones on SoT today. It was a long tough road, but finally being double gold does feel pretty damn good! (Shoutout to @sleepyfen.bsky.social for making the logo!)
#SeaOfThieves
#SeaOfThieves
October 1, 2026 at 11:14 PM
After procrastinating it for far too long, I finally got my gold bones on SoT today. It was a long tough road, but finally being double gold does feel pretty damn good! (Shoutout to @sleepyfen.bsky.social for making the logo!)
#SeaOfThieves
#SeaOfThieves
For my whole life I had a disdain for those kinda of people who used essential oils because they used it as a substitute for real medicine and science. Today I thought, maybe there's other essential oils out there, not as a substitute for medicine but for it's own unique and special thing
September 26, 2026 at 4:32 PM
For my whole life I had a disdain for those kinda of people who used essential oils because they used it as a substitute for real medicine and science. Today I thought, maybe there's other essential oils out there, not as a substitute for medicine but for it's own unique and special thing
Thinking about it properly, I've never seen a good billionaire. Surely that doesn't mean anything right?
September 20, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Thinking about it properly, I've never seen a good billionaire. Surely that doesn't mean anything right?
That realisation when you move into uni and you now have to deal with neurotypicals again
September 12, 2026 at 12:33 PM
That realisation when you move into uni and you now have to deal with neurotypicals again
I never thought I'd see the day someone as passionate about their sleep schedule as myself would somehow twist the universe to be awake at 1am. It's very confusing and infuriating
September 9, 2026 at 12:27 AM
I never thought I'd see the day someone as passionate about their sleep schedule as myself would somehow twist the universe to be awake at 1am. It's very confusing and infuriating
Scotland I am inside you
September 2, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Scotland I am inside you
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August 31, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Having morally negative sex just as God also intended, queer kink is a part of her great creation
August 14, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Having morally negative sex just as God also intended, queer kink is a part of her great creation
Call my dick grass the way dew forms on it in the morning
August 13, 2026 at 9:03 AM
Call my dick grass the way dew forms on it in the morning
So, my exams kinda bombed. But I am the luckiest bitch on the planet and somehow everything turned out okay, I got where I wanted to go but with an extra year to prepare
August 13, 2026 at 8:00 AM
So, my exams kinda bombed. But I am the luckiest bitch on the planet and somehow everything turned out okay, I got where I wanted to go but with an extra year to prepare
Some mornings I wake up and ask myself, "Do I wanna be a switchy bitch? Or a bitchy switch?"
August 11, 2026 at 7:53 AM
Some mornings I wake up and ask myself, "Do I wanna be a switchy bitch? Or a bitchy switch?"
I'm gonna try to explain cummunism at the tgirl orgy
cummunism, where we all share cum but uhhhhhh.... mmmm...? ehhhhh,,,..
nah, i didn't have a good way to end this, i just want you to cum down my throat
nah, i didn't have a good way to end this, i just want you to cum down my throat
August 7, 2026 at 8:36 AM
I'm gonna try to explain cummunism at the tgirl orgy
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see..isn’t this nice? what do you mean, “get offa me, i can’t breathe?”😾
August 6, 2026 at 10:05 PM
see..isn’t this nice? what do you mean, “get offa me, i can’t breathe?”😾
Can you play dnd with a 20 sided die from a magic 8 ball?
"Ok I'm gonna roll for dexterity on this ancient puzzle"
"Don't count on it"
"Ah fuck"
"Ok I'm gonna roll for dexterity on this ancient puzzle"
"Don't count on it"
"Ah fuck"
August 5, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Can you play dnd with a 20 sided die from a magic 8 ball?
"Ok I'm gonna roll for dexterity on this ancient puzzle"
"Don't count on it"
"Ah fuck"
"Ok I'm gonna roll for dexterity on this ancient puzzle"
"Don't count on it"
"Ah fuck"
Something something can I have uhhh... concrete bondage with rebar insertion?
The people have spoken, and here it is:
a chunk of concrete
a chunk of concrete
August 5, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Something something can I have uhhh... concrete bondage with rebar insertion?
In my playthrough to 100% rdr2, I've been paying attention to real ass quotes I never noticed in my first.
"This country was designed to induce apathy in people"
"This country was designed to induce apathy in people"
August 3, 2026 at 5:44 PM
In my playthrough to 100% rdr2, I've been paying attention to real ass quotes I never noticed in my first.
"This country was designed to induce apathy in people"
"This country was designed to induce apathy in people"
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July 29, 2026 at 4:43 AM
I'm fempregging my wife
SURELY there's a term for "this girl has a dick and not a womb but she's pregnant but it's not mpreg because she is a girl but still shouldn't physically be pregnant like that either" that ISN'T incredibly offensive or simply downright incorrect, right?
...Fempreg?
No, no, that's fucking stupid...
...Fempreg?
No, no, that's fucking stupid...
July 28, 2026 at 1:13 PM
I'm fempregging my wife
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fucking an internet girl until she .coms
July 27, 2026 at 10:25 AM
fucking an internet girl until she .coms
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Please consider: Girls with huge cocks
July 25, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Please consider: Girls with huge cocks
You can tell resident evil is fiction because of its opposite, good landlord. Such a thing cannot exist therefore the original must be fiction
July 19, 2026 at 10:19 PM
You can tell resident evil is fiction because of its opposite, good landlord. Such a thing cannot exist therefore the original must be fiction
Humanity is overrated
July 18, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Humanity is overrated
July 17, 2026 at 7:41 PM
You know what gets me really horny? A wholesome loving relationship between two consenting adults
July 17, 2026 at 3:42 PM
You know what gets me really horny? A wholesome loving relationship between two consenting adults