Then surely a toaster exists to toast the er?

Rock? By alcatraz!? Surely it has to he intentional right?

Awww auntie Jessica

Like a flood of pain?

Draw my flintlock on the second, miss him entirely because I hipfired. I use the cannon of rage mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with scattershot. The sound and extra shrapnel scares the pets. Equip sword and charge the last terrified swabbie. He dies waiting to get revived since sword is op

Own an eye of reach for home defence, since that's what the pirate lord intended. Three swabbies break into my captains quarters, "Yarr me hearties" as I pull my tricorn hat and quickscoper. Blow a golf ball sized hole in the first man, he's dead on the spot...

Awwwh I'm sorry girl. I know the feeling since I'm also moving tomorrow, it's scary and stressful

Sweetie I'll already have to get a job at uni because my loan isn't enough to pay rent, let alone food and other things

Too late, what have you done to me?

I think gamers are okay at best. Giving them access to social media is the worst mistake ever

I can't even say anything to oppose this. Holding onto trauma as a public figure isn't great and I've only seen it hurt the people around them as a result

It wanted to join our trolling

I think punching nazis is a pretty happy thing. The only not happy thing is that nazis are there for punching in the first place

Because people actually buy that shit

Eeeehhhhhh

Actually her name is Lily Scotland the Silly, get it right her middle name is Scotland

I never thought I'd see you listening to phonk music