Heineken Skywalker
@devilofdallas.bsky.social
Fallen One
Chosen One
Old Scratch (I rather like that one)
Aggie
Dog/cat Dad
Magats would think I’m the antichrist anyway.
Shitposting for secularism and democracy.
Fascism isn’t capitalism. Theocracy isn’t freedom.
“I hate podiums” - Brad Williams
Chosen One
Old Scratch (I rather like that one)
Aggie
Dog/cat Dad
Magats would think I’m the antichrist anyway.
Shitposting for secularism and democracy.
Fascism isn’t capitalism. Theocracy isn’t freedom.
“I hate podiums” - Brad Williams
Don’t go outside, RFK Jr jerked off to roadkill in the chemtrails again.
September 30, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Don’t go outside, RFK Jr jerked off to roadkill in the chemtrails again.
Well, Clavicular just got arrested for drugging and raping a kid....
Is anyone surprised?
Is anyone surprised?
September 22, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Well, Clavicular just got arrested for drugging and raping a kid....
Is anyone surprised?
Is anyone surprised?
Yellow Wendy's means nothing if they don't bring back the fries from the 1990s.
September 20, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Yellow Wendy's means nothing if they don't bring back the fries from the 1990s.
I went back in time and threw Robert F. Kennedy Jr. in front of the bullet that killed his Dad. But it was DBZ rules so things still suck in this timeline.
September 19, 2026 at 7:12 PM
I went back in time and threw Robert F. Kennedy Jr. in front of the bullet that killed his Dad. But it was DBZ rules so things still suck in this timeline.
#LuigiMangione Luigi shouldn't have been in that skate park in Phoenix that day. He should have murdered Andrew Wakefield instead.
September 18, 2026 at 5:16 PM
#LuigiMangione Luigi shouldn't have been in that skate park in Phoenix that day. He should have murdered Andrew Wakefield instead.
BlueSky peaked after the 2024 election. Prove me wrong. Get me millions of followers and I will deliver slop like this.
Also, The Middle East is now West Asia. I have spoken.
Also, The Middle East is now West Asia. I have spoken.
September 17, 2026 at 11:33 PM
BlueSky peaked after the 2024 election. Prove me wrong. Get me millions of followers and I will deliver slop like this.
Also, The Middle East is now West Asia. I have spoken.
Also, The Middle East is now West Asia. I have spoken.
That wasn't Mitch McConnell that was the final boss in the next Five Night's at Freddy's
September 16, 2026 at 3:48 AM
That wasn't Mitch McConnell that was the final boss in the next Five Night's at Freddy's
I’m not the Angel of Death; I’m the Devil of Life.
September 14, 2026 at 6:09 PM
I’m not the Angel of Death; I’m the Devil of Life.
I’m always lurking, JD.
I’m not the anti-Christ but I’m always lurking!
I’m not the anti-Christ but I’m always lurking!
September 14, 2026 at 4:36 PM
I’m always lurking, JD.
I’m not the anti-Christ but I’m always lurking!
I’m not the anti-Christ but I’m always lurking!
Bro, not Fieval…..
September 14, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Bro, not Fieval…..
Why couldn't I just have been the Dr. Doom of the Middle East? Kingdom of Levanta?
Turkey wants its empire back. Israel wants to make one. Iran wants one. Saudi wants one. But none shall have one. Only DOOM will have his empire. Jerusadoom. Doomascus. Istandoom! #MiddleEast is now West Asia.
Turkey wants its empire back. Israel wants to make one. Iran wants one. Saudi wants one. But none shall have one. Only DOOM will have his empire. Jerusadoom. Doomascus. Istandoom! #MiddleEast is now West Asia.
September 11, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Why couldn't I just have been the Dr. Doom of the Middle East? Kingdom of Levanta?
Turkey wants its empire back. Israel wants to make one. Iran wants one. Saudi wants one. But none shall have one. Only DOOM will have his empire. Jerusadoom. Doomascus. Istandoom! #MiddleEast is now West Asia.
Turkey wants its empire back. Israel wants to make one. Iran wants one. Saudi wants one. But none shall have one. Only DOOM will have his empire. Jerusadoom. Doomascus. Istandoom! #MiddleEast is now West Asia.
Lunette walked so Miss Rachel could fly.
September 7, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Lunette walked so Miss Rachel could fly.
Mushroomhead is underrated. They made a Seal hit better.
Mushroomhead - Crazy (Lyrics)
YouTube video by MRH Lyrics
youtu.be
September 7, 2026 at 10:47 AM
Mushroomhead is underrated. They made a Seal hit better.
I miss The Miz. He was awesome.
September 6, 2026 at 2:44 AM
I miss The Miz. He was awesome.
People need to keep my cousin Abdul up in Michigan's name out THEIR damn mouths.
It's my cousin Stifler in Michigan that's the real problem. Don't....don't let that man near positions of power.
@abdulelsayed.bsky.social
It's my cousin Stifler in Michigan that's the real problem. Don't....don't let that man near positions of power.
@abdulelsayed.bsky.social
September 6, 2026 at 2:20 AM
People need to keep my cousin Abdul up in Michigan's name out THEIR damn mouths.
It's my cousin Stifler in Michigan that's the real problem. Don't....don't let that man near positions of power.
@abdulelsayed.bsky.social
It's my cousin Stifler in Michigan that's the real problem. Don't....don't let that man near positions of power.
@abdulelsayed.bsky.social
Yo, JD Vance. You only said keep your wife’s ‘name’ out my mouth. I found the loophole and used it. 🖖🏼👅
That was supposed to say the shocker emoji but they don’t have one and my pinky has PTSD from high school lacrosse anyway.
That was supposed to say the shocker emoji but they don’t have one and my pinky has PTSD from high school lacrosse anyway.
September 5, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Yo, JD Vance. You only said keep your wife’s ‘name’ out my mouth. I found the loophole and used it. 🖖🏼👅
That was supposed to say the shocker emoji but they don’t have one and my pinky has PTSD from high school lacrosse anyway.
That was supposed to say the shocker emoji but they don’t have one and my pinky has PTSD from high school lacrosse anyway.
Our troops are not fucking toys for Bryson Kegsbreath's high fantasy holy war horseshit. The business of America was, is, and always will forever be...BUSINESS! Fuck the religious right! They are destroying the military and it is time for the REAL America to rise up and destroy them!
September 3, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Our troops are not fucking toys for Bryson Kegsbreath's high fantasy holy war horseshit. The business of America was, is, and always will forever be...BUSINESS! Fuck the religious right! They are destroying the military and it is time for the REAL America to rise up and destroy them!
I AM backwards and poor. I am a fuckin bum. I do live in a trailer with my mom! I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob whose data centers go obsolete as soon as the lights come on.
September 2, 2026 at 7:01 AM
I AM backwards and poor. I am a fuckin bum. I do live in a trailer with my mom! I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob whose data centers go obsolete as soon as the lights come on.
My Secretary of War here; one hundred percent queer. He LOVES the cock!
September 2, 2026 at 6:18 AM
My Secretary of War here; one hundred percent queer. He LOVES the cock!
Gay dudes: please give the nation permission to forever associate the f-slur in the American vernacular with the traitorous theocrat war criminal Pete Hegseth. It will cut him deep, like the closet he is in. Right next to the Christmas presents. Pete Hegseth LOVES THE COCK!
September 2, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Gay dudes: please give the nation permission to forever associate the f-slur in the American vernacular with the traitorous theocrat war criminal Pete Hegseth. It will cut him deep, like the closet he is in. Right next to the Christmas presents. Pete Hegseth LOVES THE COCK!
Changing the batteries in the birds was cover for the Flock camera installations.
August 29, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Changing the batteries in the birds was cover for the Flock camera installations.
