Heineken Skywalker
@devilofdallas.bsky.social
Fallen One
Chosen One
Old Scratch (I rather like that one)
Aggie
Dog/cat Dad
Magats would think I’m the antichrist anyway.
Shitposting for secularism and democracy.
Fascism isn’t capitalism. Theocracy isn’t freedom.
“I hate podiums” - Brad Williams
Chosen One
Old Scratch (I rather like that one)
Aggie
Dog/cat Dad
Magats would think I’m the antichrist anyway.
Shitposting for secularism and democracy.
Fascism isn’t capitalism. Theocracy isn’t freedom.
“I hate podiums” - Brad Williams
Don’t go outside, RFK Jr jerked off to roadkill in the chemtrails again.
September 30, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Don’t go outside, RFK Jr jerked off to roadkill in the chemtrails again.
BlueSky peaked after the 2024 election. Prove me wrong. Get me millions of followers and I will deliver slop like this.
Also, The Middle East is now West Asia. I have spoken.
Also, The Middle East is now West Asia. I have spoken.
September 17, 2026 at 11:33 PM
BlueSky peaked after the 2024 election. Prove me wrong. Get me millions of followers and I will deliver slop like this.
Also, The Middle East is now West Asia. I have spoken.
Also, The Middle East is now West Asia. I have spoken.
I’m always lurking, JD.
I’m not the anti-Christ but I’m always lurking!
I’m not the anti-Christ but I’m always lurking!
September 14, 2026 at 4:36 PM
I’m always lurking, JD.
I’m not the anti-Christ but I’m always lurking!
I’m not the anti-Christ but I’m always lurking!
Bro, not Fieval…..
September 14, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Bro, not Fieval…..
Lunette walked so Miss Rachel could fly.
September 7, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Lunette walked so Miss Rachel could fly.
My Secretary of War here; one hundred percent queer. He LOVES the cock!
September 2, 2026 at 6:18 AM
My Secretary of War here; one hundred percent queer. He LOVES the cock!
Just call me angelllll of the morniiiing aaaangel!
August 23, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Just call me angelllll of the morniiiing aaaangel!
We was butt naked all over the floor. It feld weird tho cuz we was at the Faygo store.
August 1, 2026 at 11:13 PM
We was butt naked all over the floor. It feld weird tho cuz we was at the Faygo store.
Imma just leave this here.
July 13, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Imma just leave this here.
Northeast Dallas.
July 10, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Northeast Dallas.
"Ice Cream"
"Now....Joe, this here was built out of a repurposed McFlurry machine, so the ice cream part is obviously broken"
"Now....Joe, this here was built out of a repurposed McFlurry machine, so the ice cream part is obviously broken"
July 6, 2026 at 1:57 AM
"Ice Cream"
"Now....Joe, this here was built out of a repurposed McFlurry machine, so the ice cream part is obviously broken"
"Now....Joe, this here was built out of a repurposed McFlurry machine, so the ice cream part is obviously broken"
Well there it is, the gayest shit I’ve seen all year and it’s not even a week into Pride Month.
June 5, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Well there it is, the gayest shit I’ve seen all year and it’s not even a week into Pride Month.
But some dead Bryson with a podcast said men can't get pregnant.
May 22, 2026 at 4:00 PM
But some dead Bryson with a podcast said men can't get pregnant.
Me if Megan Thee Stallion was my gf
Seriously, how do you mess that up?
I would set out to become the happiest Nepo-spouse ever. Even happier than Beto O'Rourke.
Seriously, how do you mess that up?
I would set out to become the happiest Nepo-spouse ever. Even happier than Beto O'Rourke.
April 26, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Me if Megan Thee Stallion was my gf
Seriously, how do you mess that up?
I would set out to become the happiest Nepo-spouse ever. Even happier than Beto O'Rourke.
Seriously, how do you mess that up?
I would set out to become the happiest Nepo-spouse ever. Even happier than Beto O'Rourke.
We did NOT need a Roadhouse movie where Jake Gyllenhaal is a stand in for freakin Swayze.
We needed this.
We needed this.
April 25, 2026 at 3:06 PM
We did NOT need a Roadhouse movie where Jake Gyllenhaal is a stand in for freakin Swayze.
We needed this.
We needed this.
