Devon
devonw.bsky.social
Devon
@devonw.bsky.social
Warhammer & Age of Sigmar
TTRPG (D&D, Pathfinder, Starfinder, Marvel 616, Alternity, Modern AGE, Fantasy AGE)
Video Games
Nerdy Shit (anime, fantasy/sci-fi books, gundams, and more)
35, He/Him, Asexual 🖤🩶🤍💜
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I don't see why not, afterall shrimp fries rice.
September 15, 2026 at 9:07 PM
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The entire administration is guys in hot dog costumes trying to find the guy who did this
September 15, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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Angry about how effective common wisdom advice is. What do you mean I'll fall asleep faster if I have a regular bedtime routine without my phone to seek novel experiences while lying down?
September 16, 2026 at 2:25 AM
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Rubber Duckie Paladin
September 15, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Chicken ham pineapple blue cheese.

Yes all on one pizza
name your fav pizza toppings.
September 16, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Overheard in the lobby at work: "and, I was using ChatGPT so I knew it would be accurate."

Oh boy have I got news for you, buddy.
September 15, 2026 at 5:51 PM
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Some of those that burn crosses,
Are the same that fuck horses
Kash Patel: "Applicants who have engaged in beastiliaty means they were victims of beastility because they were forced to do so. At this FBI we are not going to criminalize and prevent victims from serving."
September 15, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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September 14, 2026 at 7:46 PM
So much hobbying tonight. Rebased 24 nobz, 2 warbosses, and 7 lootas and old tankbustas into boyz with rockets or big shootas.
September 12, 2026 at 8:16 AM
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I need places to stop advertising that they are "Open Late!" if they close at midnight. Stop it. Midnight isn't late, is it the earliest time it should be acceptable for places to close. If you can't give me a burger or milkshake at 2am, you aren't "open late"
Frauds.
August 28, 2026 at 1:11 AM
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Did you hear about the Ork Mek who bolted all the wheels on the warbikes at 90 degrees? It was the right angle, after all.

Things went sideways real fast.
September 4, 2026 at 10:26 PM
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these stories always make me think about the politicians demanding that companies like apple provide back doors to their encryption
September 5, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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I genuinely think Bugs Bunny's reaction to finding out Playboy Penguin is actually from Hoboken instead of the South Pole after taking him there is like, comfortably the single fucking funniest line reading of all time.
September 4, 2026 at 9:57 PM
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still can't get over how everyone in public office just decided that letting spammers make all cellphones unusable is just how life has to be
September 4, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Anyone who schedules a meeting for 8:00am is objectively a terrible person.
September 3, 2026 at 5:45 PM
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Welcome to Bluesky.
September 1, 2026 at 5:15 PM
I went to see Coyote VS ACME tonight for my mom's birthday, and it was a lot of fun. I'd definitely watch it again when it comes to streaming.
August 29, 2026 at 4:14 AM
I need places to stop advertising that they are "Open Late!" if they close at midnight. Stop it. Midnight isn't late, is it the earliest time it should be acceptable for places to close. If you can't give me a burger or milkshake at 2am, you aren't "open late"
Frauds.
August 28, 2026 at 1:11 AM
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Today's @xkcd.com
August 27, 2026 at 3:04 PM
I'm taking my mom to see her first movie in theaters in about a decade. Coyote vs ACME.
August 27, 2026 at 11:13 PM
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Thanks for noticing him.
August 27, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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I’m a little sad that OG dreadnoughts are off to the farm but let’s be honest, they always looked like someone decided to arm the smart fridge in a nunnery
August 26, 2026 at 7:54 PM
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Jolene
October 21, 2023 at 4:40 PM
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Ozymandias shoulda made two monuments so he could have told people to look upon his works ye mighty and de spare
August 26, 2026 at 2:06 AM
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August 24, 2026 at 3:50 AM