Disaster Ship Blonde
@disastershipblonde.bsky.social
V, ancient and unknowable. She/her. UK. An old-timey carnival ringmaster exhibiting Izzy Hands like a Fiji mermaid. The home of Foot Guy Hornigold. "She wins" - Con O'Neill. ☭
Fandom account. OFMD and other sad guys on boats. 🔞
Fandom account. OFMD and other sad guys on boats. 🔞
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Hello, sickos. DisasterShipBlonde here.
✒️ My fics, mostly Ed/Izzy or Goldenboy: archiveofourown.org/users/Disast...
👛 My Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/disastership...
No minors, please. No Tories.
✒️ My fics, mostly Ed/Izzy or Goldenboy: archiveofourown.org/users/Disast...
👛 My Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/disastership...
No minors, please. No Tories.
Duncan Sheik has died. His cover of What is Love was the original EdIzzy anthem for me. www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5zk...
duncan sheik - what is love
YouTube video by nodoprup
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September 19, 2026 at 10:37 AM
Duncan Sheik has died. His cover of What is Love was the original EdIzzy anthem for me. www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5zk...
Dreamt Ed was raiding a ship where Izzy was going to be hanged, and it culminated in “the noose stays on during sex”. I love being normal.
September 19, 2026 at 7:03 AM
Dreamt Ed was raiding a ship where Izzy was going to be hanged, and it culminated in “the noose stays on during sex”. I love being normal.
Let's get intoxicated and learn tapestry!
September 18, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Let's get intoxicated and learn tapestry!
Unfortunately I need to put George's Burnham in a jar and lovingly shake him to death.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kzH...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kzH...
Harry and Meghan Return Home | SNL UK
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live UK
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September 18, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Unfortunately I need to put George's Burnham in a jar and lovingly shake him to death.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kzH...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kzH...
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Beautiful phrasing. Will be mentally saying this every time I see Some Bullshit.
September 18, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Beautiful phrasing. Will be mentally saying this every time I see Some Bullshit.
Found Ben in the 1993 personal ads.
September 18, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Found Ben in the 1993 personal ads.
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Psssss. ENTER TO WIN FOR 5 DOLLHAIRS
OI! IZZY CANYON!
Remember that last Stands event with Con? Well, they ended up sending me two signed photos.
So I'm doing a raffle.
Donate $5 to Mermaids (UK) or the Transgender Law Center (US) and send me a screenshot for a chance to win!
DM me for email or discord if you don't have it
Remember that last Stands event with Con? Well, they ended up sending me two signed photos.
So I'm doing a raffle.
Donate $5 to Mermaids (UK) or the Transgender Law Center (US) and send me a screenshot for a chance to win!
DM me for email or discord if you don't have it
September 18, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Psssss. ENTER TO WIN FOR 5 DOLLHAIRS
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Clocking in at the lash scar eroticization factory. 🫡 Goldenboy NSFW, classic flavors.
“Turn around,” Captain says, and Izzy braces his hands on the desk. He’s been buggered before, knows what to expect. His shirt is already off, his trousers loose at his hips, unlaced by Captain’s thick fingers. +
“Turn around,” Captain says, and Izzy braces his hands on the desk. He’s been buggered before, knows what to expect. His shirt is already off, his trousers loose at his hips, unlaced by Captain’s thick fingers. +
We haven't eroticised Izzy's flogging scars enough. Someone strung that chicken up!
September 16, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Clocking in at the lash scar eroticization factory. 🫡 Goldenboy NSFW, classic flavors.
“Turn around,” Captain says, and Izzy braces his hands on the desk. He’s been buggered before, knows what to expect. His shirt is already off, his trousers loose at his hips, unlaced by Captain’s thick fingers. +
“Turn around,” Captain says, and Izzy braces his hands on the desk. He’s been buggered before, knows what to expect. His shirt is already off, his trousers loose at his hips, unlaced by Captain’s thick fingers. +
We haven't eroticised Izzy's flogging scars enough. Someone strung that chicken up!
September 16, 2026 at 7:27 PM
We haven't eroticised Izzy's flogging scars enough. Someone strung that chicken up!
You know why he's under there.
September 16, 2026 at 5:05 PM
You know why he's under there.
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Day is made, fame is achieved, and I can now technically say I've featured on Taskmaster :D
Here’s the clip! David was awarded 5 points for bringing @amuseoffyre.bsky.social’s Fang puppet on Taskmaster! 😭🥰🏴☠️ #OFMD
September 16, 2026 at 6:18 AM
Day is made, fame is achieved, and I can now technically say I've featured on Taskmaster :D
The string quartet from The Titanic have pulled out of the Ed Sheeran tour.
September 15, 2026 at 8:40 PM
The string quartet from The Titanic have pulled out of the Ed Sheeran tour.
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September 15, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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Migrating my greatest hits from Twitter.
September 15, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Migrating my greatest hits from Twitter.
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Something something Goldenboy
i am beginning to despair and can see only two choices: either go mad or turn holy.
September 15, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Something something Goldenboy
Izzy, come here a sec...
https://gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/11570
『1/12手錠』発売。推しを逮捕！束縛！
"1/12 Handcuffs" now on sale. Arrest your favorite! Restrain them!
#ガチャポン #gachapon
『1/12手錠』発売。推しを逮捕！束縛！
"1/12 Handcuffs" now on sale. Arrest your favorite! Restrain them!
#ガチャポン #gachapon
September 15, 2026 at 10:09 AM
Izzy, come here a sec...
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‘ed sheeran nuked from orbit by ms rachel,’ i mutter to myself, descending deeper into impenetrable madness
Ms. Rachel:
"Ed Sheeran had an opportunity…Instead he caved to people who refuse to accept what the world knows."
"If more than 20,000 white children were killed…everyone would be shouting…Treating some children's lives as less worthy of outrage is racist. Silence during a genocide is not neutral."
"Ed Sheeran had an opportunity…Instead he caved to people who refuse to accept what the world knows."
"If more than 20,000 white children were killed…everyone would be shouting…Treating some children's lives as less worthy of outrage is racist. Silence during a genocide is not neutral."
September 14, 2026 at 8:01 PM
‘ed sheeran nuked from orbit by ms rachel,’ i mutter to myself, descending deeper into impenetrable madness
My years of retail radio have given me a tortured POW's reaction to Ed Sheeran's music, but I didn't realise he was also a spineless coward.
September 15, 2026 at 7:56 AM
My years of retail radio have given me a tortured POW's reaction to Ed Sheeran's music, but I didn't realise he was also a spineless coward.
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Since we're all rightfully shitting on Ed Sheeran, don't forget this gem
September 15, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Since we're all rightfully shitting on Ed Sheeran, don't forget this gem
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OI! IZZY CANYON!
Remember that last Stands event with Con? Well, they ended up sending me two signed photos.
So I'm doing a raffle.
Donate $5 to Mermaids (UK) or the Transgender Law Center (US) and send me a screenshot for a chance to win!
DM me for email or discord if you don't have it
Remember that last Stands event with Con? Well, they ended up sending me two signed photos.
So I'm doing a raffle.
Donate $5 to Mermaids (UK) or the Transgender Law Center (US) and send me a screenshot for a chance to win!
DM me for email or discord if you don't have it
September 15, 2026 at 12:08 AM
OI! IZZY CANYON!
Remember that last Stands event with Con? Well, they ended up sending me two signed photos.
So I'm doing a raffle.
Donate $5 to Mermaids (UK) or the Transgender Law Center (US) and send me a screenshot for a chance to win!
DM me for email or discord if you don't have it
Remember that last Stands event with Con? Well, they ended up sending me two signed photos.
So I'm doing a raffle.
Donate $5 to Mermaids (UK) or the Transgender Law Center (US) and send me a screenshot for a chance to win!
DM me for email or discord if you don't have it
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"your ship doesn't even make sense" not with THAT attitude
September 14, 2026 at 5:53 PM
"your ship doesn't even make sense" not with THAT attitude
I've reuploaded everything up to chapter 42! Still some way to go until they're all back up on AO3. There's a few bonus memes and pictures of Iz and Ben as I see them in this incarnation.
www.tumblr.com/watchingbadg...
www.tumblr.com/watchingbadg...
Watching Badgers (@watchingbadgers) on Tumblr
An OFMD British politics AU. Izzy/Hornigold. NSFW.
www.tumblr.com
September 14, 2026 at 8:20 PM
I've reuploaded everything up to chapter 42! Still some way to go until they're all back up on AO3. There's a few bonus memes and pictures of Iz and Ben as I see them in this incarnation.
www.tumblr.com/watchingbadg...
www.tumblr.com/watchingbadg...
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This is so Watching Badgers Ben, I nearly blacked out.
October 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
This is so Watching Badgers Ben, I nearly blacked out.
45 More Seconds with Fouracres | SNL UK
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live UK
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September 13, 2026 at 7:28 PM