Distressy
@distressindisguise.bsky.social
ZSZ fanfic writer on ao3 | currently entrenched in Ocean’s Eleven brainrot (so beware) | mutual pining enthusiast | 21+
There is a criminal lack of sex line operator zosanzo
May 23, 2026 at 7:20 PM
There is a criminal lack of sex line operator zosanzo
Ellipsus my life is yours if you put out that app soon please I beg. But also take your time 😔
May 23, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Ellipsus my life is yours if you put out that app soon please I beg. But also take your time 😔
I’m so bored. I wish my fics would write themselves.
May 23, 2026 at 1:15 AM
I’m so bored. I wish my fics would write themselves.
This fic has made me think long and hard about Rusty and Danny’s sex life through an acespec Danny context and I’m kinda sad that I can’t include all of it in here lmfao I’ve gotta save some ideas for other things I guess
May 21, 2026 at 4:51 PM
This fic has made me think long and hard about Rusty and Danny’s sex life through an acespec Danny context and I’m kinda sad that I can’t include all of it in here lmfao I’ve gotta save some ideas for other things I guess
Lmfao I’m such a liar. Watching that movie sparked it again I’m in too deep again
May 21, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Lmfao I’m such a liar. Watching that movie sparked it again I’m in too deep again
I miss them lmfao
May 21, 2026 at 2:56 AM
I miss them lmfao
Going back to Danny and Rusty 😭 I fear most of my Danny Rusty fics come to me in dialogue so most of my “outlines” for those fics consist of a single doc of lines and nothing else
May 19, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Going back to Danny and Rusty 😭 I fear most of my Danny Rusty fics come to me in dialogue so most of my “outlines” for those fics consist of a single doc of lines and nothing else
I wish it was possible to cosplay Rusty. I mean it probably is but not in a way that’s recognizable at all lmfao
May 19, 2026 at 4:03 PM
I wish it was possible to cosplay Rusty. I mean it probably is but not in a way that’s recognizable at all lmfao
I clocked that I didn’t like sanji when I first started op because of this a long time ago 💀 #projection
May 19, 2026 at 4:32 AM
I clocked that I didn’t like sanji when I first started op because of this a long time ago 💀 #projection
Getting into o11 has genuinely altered my writing style 😭😭😭😭😭 it’s not in a bad way but it’s still a little like… woah
May 18, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Getting into o11 has genuinely altered my writing style 😭😭😭😭😭 it’s not in a bad way but it’s still a little like… woah
Lowkey sports anime-ifying this fic with the convenient use of side bars where characters explain exactly what is happening about a sport just in case the audience doesn’t know how it works 💀
May 17, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Lowkey sports anime-ifying this fic with the convenient use of side bars where characters explain exactly what is happening about a sport just in case the audience doesn’t know how it works 💀
For line dancing fic, sanji is new to this world. But if sanji wasn’t, I would have Zoro and Sanji do rude dude and argue over who gets to do the finger guns and who gets shot every single time they do the dance. The bar would be sick of them. They’d fight each other while the dance still continues
May 17, 2026 at 3:36 PM
For line dancing fic, sanji is new to this world. But if sanji wasn’t, I would have Zoro and Sanji do rude dude and argue over who gets to do the finger guns and who gets shot every single time they do the dance. The bar would be sick of them. They’d fight each other while the dance still continues
I would write more established relationship fics if I knew how to create conflict in them 😅 little disputes that can be worked through wouldn’t be enough to hold my focus writing it so I genuinely don’t know where to begin 😭 but when I read fics I don’t have that problem lmfao
May 14, 2026 at 4:04 PM
I would write more established relationship fics if I knew how to create conflict in them 😅 little disputes that can be worked through wouldn’t be enough to hold my focus writing it so I genuinely don’t know where to begin 😭 but when I read fics I don’t have that problem lmfao
I’m getting so much Skam content on my feed again and I can’t believe I didn’t make that heated rivalry club scene connection before today. Damn.
I used to be obsessed with all iterations of that show btw. I think the last one I watched was the Dutch version
I used to be obsessed with all iterations of that show btw. I think the last one I watched was the Dutch version
May 11, 2026 at 12:06 AM
I’m getting so much Skam content on my feed again and I can’t believe I didn’t make that heated rivalry club scene connection before today. Damn.
I used to be obsessed with all iterations of that show btw. I think the last one I watched was the Dutch version
I used to be obsessed with all iterations of that show btw. I think the last one I watched was the Dutch version
Woke up with a sore arm from Wii tennis 😔 winning comes with a cost
May 9, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Woke up with a sore arm from Wii tennis 😔 winning comes with a cost
This is how the powerscaling system came out btw. I will update on how it works if people end up reading my fics 🙂↕️
May 9, 2026 at 4:16 PM
This is how the powerscaling system came out btw. I will update on how it works if people end up reading my fics 🙂↕️
I think sanji would get the ick if he watched zoro play wii tennis
May 9, 2026 at 12:04 AM
I think sanji would get the ick if he watched zoro play wii tennis
So. Weird thing that happened to me a few days ago but could be used for fic now that the threat has been dissolved. I have a light bulb with a built in blue tooth speaker and anyone can connect to it (design flaw for sure) +
May 8, 2026 at 8:48 PM
So. Weird thing that happened to me a few days ago but could be used for fic now that the threat has been dissolved. I have a light bulb with a built in blue tooth speaker and anyone can connect to it (design flaw for sure) +
Crunchyroll is $2 a month rn fyi
May 8, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Crunchyroll is $2 a month rn fyi
I love when I read a take I really don’t like and the take is from someone with a username or display name that is something like @/[ThingIDon’tLike]TrutherForever
Like ykw, you are exactly who you say you are and I respect it 🙂↕️
Like ykw, you are exactly who you say you are and I respect it 🙂↕️
May 7, 2026 at 11:24 PM
I love when I read a take I really don’t like and the take is from someone with a username or display name that is something like @/[ThingIDon’tLike]TrutherForever
Like ykw, you are exactly who you say you are and I respect it 🙂↕️
Like ykw, you are exactly who you say you are and I respect it 🙂↕️
Lmfao I think I’m gonna create a sliding scale to demonstrate who is in control across my reader fics and call it “power scaling”
May 7, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Lmfao I think I’m gonna create a sliding scale to demonstrate who is in control across my reader fics and call it “power scaling”
Not trying to reinvent the wheel or anything because I understand that part of the reason why people care so much about labeling character and sex dynamics is because this is carefully choreographed fiction and you might as well get it choreographed in the way you like, BUT I need more options lmfao
May 7, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Not trying to reinvent the wheel or anything because I understand that part of the reason why people care so much about labeling character and sex dynamics is because this is carefully choreographed fiction and you might as well get it choreographed in the way you like, BUT I need more options lmfao
There are two different ocean’s eleven tags on tumblr where the only discernible difference between them is the shape of the apostrophe and it makes me feel like I’m going crazy. Like how do you even get the other apostrophe???
May 7, 2026 at 5:15 PM
There are two different ocean’s eleven tags on tumblr where the only discernible difference between them is the shape of the apostrophe and it makes me feel like I’m going crazy. Like how do you even get the other apostrophe???
I always underestimate how many words it actually takes to write a smut scene 🧍🏾♀️
May 7, 2026 at 6:57 AM
I always underestimate how many words it actually takes to write a smut scene 🧍🏾♀️
I have lots of ideas but none I want to write 😍 my writing is annoying me lately it feels too action heavy and like I’m overloading sentences and idk when I started doing that but I need to cut it out
May 6, 2026 at 9:45 PM
I have lots of ideas but none I want to write 😍 my writing is annoying me lately it feels too action heavy and like I’m overloading sentences and idk when I started doing that but I need to cut it out