Omg in both of those scenarios, they’re shitting on each others opening lines

Sanji’s is over the top and downright cringe and Zoro says something along the lines of “that actually works?”

Zoro doesn’t bother with an opener. Immediately starts with “take your dick out” and Sanji is appalled lmfao

Imagining whoever’s calling gets found out by one of the strawhats somehow and their justification is “no, no. It’s fine because I just pay him so we can insult each other”

“Didn’t need to know you were into degradation”

“It’s not sexual!!”

Yet.

Idc who is doing what they’ll just argue for the first 10m and wrack up a hefty charge anyway so

This too!! I hate that d*cs introduced me to a lifestyle I can no longer maintain anywhere else because my life was fine before tabs came about. And that was up until like, 2024? And now I’m so dependent on it 😭

I can see how the drafts ft on ellipsis can kinda replace it but it’s not the same 😔

Mine was ring → wing → win → wan → warn!!

Ooooo this was fun!! I got it in 4 too, which words did you use 👀

I won’t come back to this wip. But it was a college au? Where Germa was a fraternity on campus that Sanji pledged to join as a legacy because it was expected of him. And Usopp is his roommate who wants him to join the Strawhats club instead

This was 2024 I think. It’s not awful but it’s made me appreciate how much I’ve grown. Sometimes I get down on myself about how I’ve been spending the last year but I have to remind myself that I’ve been improving in different areas of my life that matter to me 🥲

Also I was reading some of my old wips the other day and my writing style really has changed a lot. I still use em dashed a bunch but I used to use them a lot more. DOUBLE em dashes, at that. And constantly lmfao. Nothing wrong with that but just funny how I don’t do that much anymore

So that I could read them instead lmfao

I’m excited to write acespec stuff though 🥺 that’s the whole reason why I liked Jughead from Riverdale so much and then they kinda undid that rep lmfao which is the whole reason why I started writing ship fics for him

But I think that Danny’s got some specific kinks that aren’t inherently sexual but just tickle the right spots of his brain and Rusty is always like yeah, wth sure

I don’t really see them having a lot of penetrative sex tbh that’s like special occasion, we almost died type shit

THERE ARE NO RULES I need to start using my free will better lmfao

Ykw this fandom is small asf people are gonna get what they get and they’re gonna have to like it 😭 I also don’t even feel like writing the smut lowkey I’m probably only gonna write the foreplay

If I have them switch bedroom roles during the sex is that on theme or would it make people mad 😭

It’s more of a vibe I suppose 😔 I’d have to take a photo of me eating shrimp cocktail while I’m leaned up against my car ig

I was like “oh man this guy is so familiar I hate him”