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Dani
@djwellis.bsky.social
Humanbeast from the U.K.
Alternative nerd.
I like making things.
Adele-icious cake ?
make a band edible:

The Grateful Bread
make a band edible

Steeleye Spanikopita
September 11, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Enya-n rings
Make a band edible:

Talking Breads
Make a band edible:

Yeasty Boys
September 11, 2026 at 8:25 PM
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June 19, 2026 at 6:43 PM
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Any government that isn't right now accelerating plans to transition to 100% clean, renewable energy is either:

a. Incompetent
b. In the pockets of people who'd rather they didn't
c. a & b
April 13, 2026 at 8:06 AM
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I don't remember seeing an image of Earth before that captures the (thin, fragile, tiny layer of) atmosphere so clearly. I mean, look at that.
April 3, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Final night doing the lights on Pratchett’s Going Postal. Sad times. But exciting times!
April 11, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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If you pay for anything Harry Potter-related, if you take part in anything Harry Potter-related, you are sending money to the person who does this and uses the money to pay legal costs for bigots just like her. She is a vile, sick, dangerous misery. A hollow mess who will leave a putrid legacy.
Rowling was still tweeting yesterday falsely accusing Lin Yu-Ting of being male. She continues to do so with Imane Khelif.

So much for protecting women.
March 27, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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52% of U.K gas consumption is for heating and cooking (mainly heating).

The Government committing to the simple task of delivering a heat pump, electric oven, and induction hob at every home in the land, to reduce emissions and increase energy security, should be a strategic national priority.
March 16, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Last night I repaired this by bypassing the broken thermostat. Hooray!
However I also labelled it so only I would be sensible enough to use it. That’s normal right?
March 5, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Today, I have done a livestream!
Tomorrow, I shall do another livestream!
February 28, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Charlie Bucket - who had the least - was the only kid he made pay for his candy.
"WOAH, HOLD THE FUCK UP. STOP THE MUSIC. THAT CANDY WAS NOT FREE, YOU LITTLE SHITS. QUIT EATING IT AND LEAVING. THAT'S MY LIFEBLOOD YOU'RE SHOVING INTO YOUR GOB. ARE YOU GONG TO PAY OFF YOUR TAB OR DO I NEED TO CALL YOUR PARENTS TO BRING YOUR ASSES BACK HOME?"

Man, the 1970s were harsh.
February 24, 2026 at 10:51 AM
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It's no coincidence the Epstein files are full of billionaires; yet we were told to look for monsters in drag shows and border crossings.
February 22, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Two weeks since I precariously placed this can.
Happy memories.
February 19, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Best costume I’d ever seen.
February 11, 2026 at 9:43 AM
Bao !
January 3, 2026 at 10:31 AM
BEHOLD!
Colouring pencils!
November 23, 2025 at 4:22 PM
This is not a sign one usually sees. I feel I should investigate it!
August 23, 2025 at 11:51 AM
The perfect breakfast
August 19, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Thank you @why2025.bsky.social for the memories 💜
August 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Heh. I’m allowed to vote.
July 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
THEATRE STUFF !
July 2, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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"Gamer girl? No i said I'm a gamer GULL"
*poops on your game of Catan*
June 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
BEST PRESENT EVERRRRR
June 24, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Making a theatre!
Romeo & Juliet - in a forest - swords shall ensue!
June 21, 2025 at 10:33 AM
This has been such a lovely day. Robots! Picnics! Windows XP!
June 11, 2025 at 12:54 PM