Andy Smith
@doitinprivate.bsky.social
I have an honorary degree in theoretical math from a fictional university.
We are not electing another Democrat to fix what Republicans broke and then let Republicans break it again.
I’ll vote Trump if I have to. If the world is going to end, let it be faster so I can sit down with popcorn while I can still chew.
Better one to the head than six in the chest.
I’ll vote Trump if I have to. If the world is going to end, let it be faster so I can sit down with popcorn while I can still chew.
Better one to the head than six in the chest.
October 5, 2026 at 5:40 PM
We are not electing another Democrat to fix what Republicans broke and then let Republicans break it again.
I’ll vote Trump if I have to. If the world is going to end, let it be faster so I can sit down with popcorn while I can still chew.
Better one to the head than six in the chest.
I’ll vote Trump if I have to. If the world is going to end, let it be faster so I can sit down with popcorn while I can still chew.
Better one to the head than six in the chest.
My man looks like the only way he can get inside a woman is pretending to be a tampon
October 5, 2026 at 1:11 AM
My man looks like the only way he can get inside a woman is pretending to be a tampon
My man looks like something an annoying kindergartner made out of a napkin at a wedding rehearsal
October 5, 2026 at 1:10 AM
My man looks like something an annoying kindergartner made out of a napkin at a wedding rehearsal
My man looks like a potato the Irish won’t eat
October 5, 2026 at 1:09 AM
My man looks like a potato the Irish won’t eat
My man looks like Goebbels on open mic night
October 5, 2026 at 1:08 AM
My man looks like Goebbels on open mic night
My man looks like those grapes they don’t put on Fruit of the Loom anymore 
October 5, 2026 at 1:07 AM
My man looks like those grapes they don’t put on Fruit of the Loom anymore 
My man looks like the 7 that 6 is afraid of
October 5, 2026 at 1:05 AM
My man looks like the 7 that 6 is afraid of
My man looks like a historian of white history
October 5, 2026 at 1:04 AM
My man looks like a historian of white history
My man looks like he alphabetized the Epstein Files
October 5, 2026 at 1:03 AM
My man looks like he alphabetized the Epstein Files
My man looks like a boy’s underwear hung on a chair
October 5, 2026 at 1:02 AM
My man looks like a boy’s underwear hung on a chair
My man looks like a trout that’s nothing but belly
October 5, 2026 at 1:01 AM
My man looks like a trout that’s nothing but belly
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You’re surrounded by boozers, misfits and losers
And down seven goals at the half
Your ammo is spent and you can’t find Roy Kent
You’re fucked so you might as well laugh
And down seven goals at the half
Your ammo is spent and you can’t find Roy Kent
You’re fucked so you might as well laugh
TED LASSO and SLOW HORSES are both on Apple TV, and unless my entire childhood lied to me, that can only mean one thing.
We're due for a very special crossover episode. Can't wait.
We're due for a very special crossover episode. Can't wait.
October 2, 2026 at 2:13 AM
You’re surrounded by boozers, misfits and losers
And down seven goals at the half
Your ammo is spent and you can’t find Roy Kent
You’re fucked so you might as well laugh
And down seven goals at the half
Your ammo is spent and you can’t find Roy Kent
You’re fucked so you might as well laugh
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BREAKING:
After the Washington Post fired me last year for speaking the truth in the wake of the Charlie Kirk killing, I fought back.
And I'm happy to announce: I won my case against the Washington Post.
They have been ordered to reinstate me immediately.
www.nytimes.com/2026/08/24/b...
After the Washington Post fired me last year for speaking the truth in the wake of the Charlie Kirk killing, I fought back.
And I'm happy to announce: I won my case against the Washington Post.
They have been ordered to reinstate me immediately.
www.nytimes.com/2026/08/24/b...
Washington Post Ordered to Rehire Fired Columnist Karen Attiah
An arbitrator ordered the newspaper to reinstate Karen Attiah, who was fired after posting about “white men who espouse hatred and violence” following Charlie Kirk’s killing.
www.nytimes.com
August 24, 2026 at 11:12 AM
BREAKING:
After the Washington Post fired me last year for speaking the truth in the wake of the Charlie Kirk killing, I fought back.
And I'm happy to announce: I won my case against the Washington Post.
They have been ordered to reinstate me immediately.
www.nytimes.com/2026/08/24/b...
After the Washington Post fired me last year for speaking the truth in the wake of the Charlie Kirk killing, I fought back.
And I'm happy to announce: I won my case against the Washington Post.
They have been ordered to reinstate me immediately.
www.nytimes.com/2026/08/24/b...
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Surrounded by women, lawmakers, and advocate champions, Gov. Maura Healey signed landmark legislation ensuring full abortion access in MA. Women have the fundamental right to choose for their own bodies. Healthcare is a human right, period!
August 10, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Surrounded by women, lawmakers, and advocate champions, Gov. Maura Healey signed landmark legislation ensuring full abortion access in MA. Women have the fundamental right to choose for their own bodies. Healthcare is a human right, period!
@juliusgoat.bsky.social “flirted with racism” like it’s a cute girl at a square dance
July 25, 2026 at 8:25 PM
@juliusgoat.bsky.social “flirted with racism” like it’s a cute girl at a square dance
Out of respect, the media will not mention Lindsey Graham’s homosexuality.
Out of neglect, the media will not mention Lindsey Graham persecution of other homosexuals.
Out of neglect, the media will not mention Lindsey Graham persecution of other homosexuals.
July 12, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Out of respect, the media will not mention Lindsey Graham’s homosexuality.
Out of neglect, the media will not mention Lindsey Graham persecution of other homosexuals.
Out of neglect, the media will not mention Lindsey Graham persecution of other homosexuals.
While we’re all waiting for proof of life from Mitch McConnell, you don’t have to wait for proof of death to celebrate Lindsey Graham.
July 12, 2026 at 1:13 PM
While we’re all waiting for proof of life from Mitch McConnell, you don’t have to wait for proof of death to celebrate Lindsey Graham.
Lindsey Graham was a gay man who made life miserable for other gay men, so I’m glad it took him an extra week to die so we can fill Madison Square Garden with the biggest circuit party anyone has ever seen.
July 12, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Lindsey Graham was a gay man who made life miserable for other gay men, so I’m glad it took him an extra week to die so we can fill Madison Square Garden with the biggest circuit party anyone has ever seen.
more like Desire from The Sandman
April 17, 2026 at 8:32 PM
more like Desire from The Sandman
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
April 8, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
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I predicted someone like Trump many years ago, in THE DEAD ZONE. So now I'm saying this--in the next 12-16 months, we're going to find out if the two machines for the removal of a man unable to fulfill his duties actually work. They are impeachment and the 25th amendment. He is deeply unwell .
April 7, 2026 at 10:20 AM
I predicted someone like Trump many years ago, in THE DEAD ZONE. So now I'm saying this--in the next 12-16 months, we're going to find out if the two machines for the removal of a man unable to fulfill his duties actually work. They are impeachment and the 25th amendment. He is deeply unwell .
You mean like the Bible?
imagine everyone around you like constantly and casually talked about how attached they were to jerry falwell’s childrens book and its movie adaptations
March 25, 2026 at 3:59 PM
You mean like the Bible?
At no point does this former Republican operative, to stop fascism, suggest seeking aid from his fellow Republicans in Congress, the Cabinet (25A), or the Court.
I wonder what any of you would do differently in your lives if I said "yes, America is at this moment a fascist nation."
Because I tell ya what, if I thought so, I'd be doing things differently. For starters, I wouldn't bother worrying about elections or candidates or whom to support. /1
Because I tell ya what, if I thought so, I'd be doing things differently. For starters, I wouldn't bother worrying about elections or candidates or whom to support. /1
January 10, 2026 at 1:00 PM
At no point does this former Republican operative, to stop fascism, suggest seeking aid from his fellow Republicans in Congress, the Cabinet (25A), or the Court.
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I will immediately do a max contribution to @aoc.bsky.social if she primaries Schumer
This *vocalized* moral clarity is so desperately needed everywhere:
This *vocalized* moral clarity is so desperately needed everywhere:
AOC: “I understand that VP Vance believes shooting a young mother of three in the face three times is an acceptable America that he wants to live in, & I do not — That is a fundamental difference between VP Vance & I — I do not believe the American people should be assassinated in the street”
January 9, 2026 at 7:49 PM
I will immediately do a max contribution to @aoc.bsky.social if she primaries Schumer
This *vocalized* moral clarity is so desperately needed everywhere:
This *vocalized* moral clarity is so desperately needed everywhere:
Because Jesus said to His followers I will make you fishers of men, at first the Romans offered Judas:
January 6, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Because Jesus said to His followers I will make you fishers of men, at first the Romans offered Judas: