Andy Smith
@doitinprivate.bsky.social
I have an honorary degree in theoretical math from a fictional university.
We are not electing another Democrat to fix what Republicans broke and then let Republicans break it again.
I’ll vote Trump if I have to. If the world is going to end, let it be faster so I can sit down with popcorn while I can still chew.
Better one to the head than six in the chest.
I’ll vote Trump if I have to. If the world is going to end, let it be faster so I can sit down with popcorn while I can still chew.
Better one to the head than six in the chest.
October 5, 2026 at 5:40 PM
We are not electing another Democrat to fix what Republicans broke and then let Republicans break it again.
I’ll vote Trump if I have to. If the world is going to end, let it be faster so I can sit down with popcorn while I can still chew.
Better one to the head than six in the chest.
I’ll vote Trump if I have to. If the world is going to end, let it be faster so I can sit down with popcorn while I can still chew.
Better one to the head than six in the chest.
Mamdani was impossible till he wasn’t.
A folksy, lovable, badass Democrat on the attack 24/7? Governing a state where policies have made life better for millions?
Tim Walz was impossible till he wasn’t.
A folksy, lovable, badass Democrat on the attack 24/7? Governing a state where policies have made life better for millions?
Tim Walz was impossible till he wasn’t.
September 29, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Mamdani was impossible till he wasn’t.
A folksy, lovable, badass Democrat on the attack 24/7? Governing a state where policies have made life better for millions?
Tim Walz was impossible till he wasn’t.
A folksy, lovable, badass Democrat on the attack 24/7? Governing a state where policies have made life better for millions?
Tim Walz was impossible till he wasn’t.
sounds like Scooby Doo practicing mindfulness
September 27, 2026 at 3:02 PM
sounds like Scooby Doo practicing mindfulness
Vought and Trump want to destroy science because they want all foreign scientists and students to leave.
This cripples our science apparatus long-term
It also makes the USA look like an asshole, which is very important for the isolationist regime Putin wants, so we can’t stop him with NATO.
This cripples our science apparatus long-term
It also makes the USA look like an asshole, which is very important for the isolationist regime Putin wants, so we can’t stop him with NATO.
September 20, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Vought and Trump want to destroy science because they want all foreign scientists and students to leave.
This cripples our science apparatus long-term
It also makes the USA look like an asshole, which is very important for the isolationist regime Putin wants, so we can’t stop him with NATO.
This cripples our science apparatus long-term
It also makes the USA look like an asshole, which is very important for the isolationist regime Putin wants, so we can’t stop him with NATO.
Hakeem Jeffries will massacre you.
September 19, 2026 at 10:45 AM
Hakeem Jeffries will massacre you.
When will Democrats find their outrage?
Will no one say they reject the premise of the question?
Will no one turn the question around, make it about parents and kids, cuss out the interviewer for aiding Trump’s attack on families?
Will no one say they reject the premise of the question?
Will no one turn the question around, make it about parents and kids, cuss out the interviewer for aiding Trump’s attack on families?
September 19, 2026 at 10:40 AM
When will Democrats find their outrage?
Will no one say they reject the premise of the question?
Will no one turn the question around, make it about parents and kids, cuss out the interviewer for aiding Trump’s attack on families?
Will no one say they reject the premise of the question?
Will no one turn the question around, make it about parents and kids, cuss out the interviewer for aiding Trump’s attack on families?
AI consumes the most energy producing videos and images. Reducing the footprint of data centers reduces AI slop, disinformation, targeting, efforts to derail democracy. Republicans want conservatives to use these tools.
September 1, 2026 at 4:38 PM
AI consumes the most energy producing videos and images. Reducing the footprint of data centers reduces AI slop, disinformation, targeting, efforts to derail democracy. Republicans want conservatives to use these tools.
Conservatives fear rape.
They fear loss of status b/c rape makes them "women."
Trans women surrender their status as cis men and that disgusts conservatives.
They disgust themselves when they are attracted to trans women.
How dare trans men seek status as males!
That's "transphobia."
They fear loss of status b/c rape makes them "women."
Trans women surrender their status as cis men and that disgusts conservatives.
They disgust themselves when they are attracted to trans women.
How dare trans men seek status as males!
That's "transphobia."
August 20, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Conservatives fear rape.
They fear loss of status b/c rape makes them "women."
Trans women surrender their status as cis men and that disgusts conservatives.
They disgust themselves when they are attracted to trans women.
How dare trans men seek status as males!
That's "transphobia."
They fear loss of status b/c rape makes them "women."
Trans women surrender their status as cis men and that disgusts conservatives.
They disgust themselves when they are attracted to trans women.
How dare trans men seek status as males!
That's "transphobia."
Now we’re less able to protect NATO.
Now we’re less able to defend Ukraine or anyone else against Russia.
Now we’re less able to defend Ukraine or anyone else against Russia.
August 5, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Now we’re less able to protect NATO.
Now we’re less able to defend Ukraine or anyone else against Russia.
Now we’re less able to defend Ukraine or anyone else against Russia.
The Republican Party. Making women hate their bodies for half a century
August 3, 2026 at 6:07 PM
The Republican Party. Making women hate their bodies for half a century
@juliusgoat.bsky.social “flirted with racism” like it’s a cute girl at a square dance
July 25, 2026 at 8:25 PM
@juliusgoat.bsky.social “flirted with racism” like it’s a cute girl at a square dance
Lindsey Graham was a gay man who made life miserable for other gay men, so I’m glad it took him an extra week to die so we can fill Madison Square Garden with the biggest circuit party anyone has ever seen.
July 12, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Lindsey Graham was a gay man who made life miserable for other gay men, so I’m glad it took him an extra week to die so we can fill Madison Square Garden with the biggest circuit party anyone has ever seen.
Are wands provided or should we bring ours from home?
July 6, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Are wands provided or should we bring ours from home?
This kind of remark should be immediately disqualifying in our current moment
July 2, 2026 at 3:43 PM
This kind of remark should be immediately disqualifying in our current moment
OK, well, now I’m wanting a true-life drama series about ducks and the impact of hand-fed bits of corn and bread on the duck community, the common music of their quacking, featherless duck porn, and the potential rise of authoritarian geese.
June 27, 2026 at 7:13 PM
OK, well, now I’m wanting a true-life drama series about ducks and the impact of hand-fed bits of corn and bread on the duck community, the common music of their quacking, featherless duck porn, and the potential rise of authoritarian geese.
Trump is tossing the whole world into Mount Doom.
June 27, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Trump is tossing the whole world into Mount Doom.
I always thought this character was inspired by the J, especially the catfish-like facial grooming.
June 25, 2026 at 3:33 PM
I always thought this character was inspired by the J, especially the catfish-like facial grooming.
Everything I ever needed to know, I learned at the movies.
June 22, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Everything I ever needed to know, I learned at the movies.
Water canceled her.
June 17, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Water canceled her.
Inflation is jumping off a building and hoping you land on the firefighters with a big trampoline-circle in their hands.
June 11, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Inflation is jumping off a building and hoping you land on the firefighters with a big trampoline-circle in their hands.
or gushes of laughter (women only)
June 8, 2026 at 4:45 PM
or gushes of laughter (women only)
Light is bisexual. It’s both a particle and a wave.
June 8, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Light is bisexual. It’s both a particle and a wave.
You have to set boundaries, and your kids have to break them, to prove your unconditional love.
That’s why kids whose parents don’t set boundaries are so miserable and mean. They don’t believe they have unconditional love.
Teens need boundaries to leave the nest so they know they can come back.
That’s why kids whose parents don’t set boundaries are so miserable and mean. They don’t believe they have unconditional love.
Teens need boundaries to leave the nest so they know they can come back.
May 25, 2026 at 8:32 AM
You have to set boundaries, and your kids have to break them, to prove your unconditional love.
That’s why kids whose parents don’t set boundaries are so miserable and mean. They don’t believe they have unconditional love.
Teens need boundaries to leave the nest so they know they can come back.
That’s why kids whose parents don’t set boundaries are so miserable and mean. They don’t believe they have unconditional love.
Teens need boundaries to leave the nest so they know they can come back.
A.I. transcripts spell it as "Pieta tears" (rhymes with "cares") because A.I. is so smart but it doesn't know what French is
May 12, 2026 at 3:29 PM
A.I. transcripts spell it as "Pieta tears" (rhymes with "cares") because A.I. is so smart but it doesn't know what French is
Start by naming a couple of the things that are on the table.
I ain’t runnin’ to dinner for no parsley.
I ain’t runnin’ to dinner for no parsley.
May 1, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Start by naming a couple of the things that are on the table.
I ain’t runnin’ to dinner for no parsley.
I ain’t runnin’ to dinner for no parsley.