SpaceAge Polymer
@dollarsteak.bsky.social
I miss the honky tonks
Dairy Queens and 7-Elevens
Dairy Queens and 7-Elevens
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SpaceAge Polymer
@dollarsteak.bsky.social
· Nov 13
Never wrestle with a pig. You get all muddy and the pig likes it.
I got nothing.
September 25, 2026 at 11:26 PM
I got nothing.
I don’t understand fandom of so-called “First Amendment Auditors.” Trolls in real-life. Rage bait you can see in real time. Not a fan.
September 25, 2026 at 11:07 PM
I don’t understand fandom of so-called “First Amendment Auditors.” Trolls in real-life. Rage bait you can see in real time. Not a fan.
Favorite bread:
⚪️ zucchini
🔘 banana
⚪️ pumpkin
⚪️ zucchini
🔘 banana
⚪️ pumpkin
September 25, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Favorite bread:
⚪️ zucchini
🔘 banana
⚪️ pumpkin
⚪️ zucchini
🔘 banana
⚪️ pumpkin
Looks like Susan Sarandon took time out from her schedule cheerleading for Jill Stein and helping republicans get elected.
September 24, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Looks like Susan Sarandon took time out from her schedule cheerleading for Jill Stein and helping republicans get elected.
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September 24, 2026 at 4:22 PM
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Netanyahu after the UNGA emptied out ahead of his speech: "If there any other moral cowards who have not left the hall, please do so now."
September 24, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Netanyahu after the UNGA emptied out ahead of his speech: "If there any other moral cowards who have not left the hall, please do so now."
What in the furry fuck is Tommy Tuberville talking about? Who votes for these idiots?
September 24, 2026 at 4:28 PM
What in the furry fuck is Tommy Tuberville talking about? Who votes for these idiots?
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Once I have a moment of clarity it's over for you bitches
September 24, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Once I have a moment of clarity it's over for you bitches
(Looks over menu)
“What’s safe to eat today?”
“What’s safe to eat today?”
September 23, 2026 at 6:52 PM
(Looks over menu)
“What’s safe to eat today?”
“What’s safe to eat today?”
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Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown https://theonion.com/vacationing-man-excited-to-try-fast-food-franchise-not-1819575991/
September 23, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown https://theonion.com/vacationing-man-excited-to-try-fast-food-franchise-not-1819575991/
No, I don’t want to meet Muse.
September 23, 2026 at 2:05 AM
No, I don’t want to meet Muse.
Sadly, I think I’ve been muted by someone. That sucks. Not the first club to reject me. Probably won’t be the last.
Who’s up for some Cheese Nips?
Who’s up for some Cheese Nips?
September 22, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Sadly, I think I’ve been muted by someone. That sucks. Not the first club to reject me. Probably won’t be the last.
Who’s up for some Cheese Nips?
Who’s up for some Cheese Nips?
⚪️ meditative state
⚪️ vegetative state
🔘 all the above
⚪️ vegetative state
🔘 all the above
September 22, 2026 at 5:41 PM
⚪️ meditative state
⚪️ vegetative state
🔘 all the above
⚪️ vegetative state
🔘 all the above
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So ICE agents are getting fired before their probationary periods are up and are having to repay the $50,000 signing bonus.
I love this for them.
I love this for them.
September 22, 2026 at 12:36 PM
So ICE agents are getting fired before their probationary periods are up and are having to repay the $50,000 signing bonus.
I love this for them.
I love this for them.
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why don't they just make the tips of walkers out of the tennis ball stuff in the first place
September 20, 2026 at 10:02 PM
why don't they just make the tips of walkers out of the tennis ball stuff in the first place
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They've taken our queen. We ride at dawn!
September 19, 2026 at 5:19 PM
They've taken our queen. We ride at dawn!
Dance like Bob from accounting
September 19, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Dance like Bob from accounting
both. probably.
Would 20 y/o you be impressed or disappointed by you today?
September 17, 2026 at 7:59 PM
both. probably.
Who’s up for Wyler’s and Hydrox?
September 17, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Who’s up for Wyler’s and Hydrox?
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Going to the store just to see if people are fighting over toilet paper and maple syrup yet?
September 17, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Going to the store just to see if people are fighting over toilet paper and maple syrup yet?
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Indeed, We The People Should Be
Getting The Same Healthcare And
Paid Leave As McTurtle.......🐢
Getting The Same Healthcare And
Paid Leave As McTurtle.......🐢
September 16, 2026 at 11:09 AM
Indeed, We The People Should Be
Getting The Same Healthcare And
Paid Leave As McTurtle.......🐢
Getting The Same Healthcare And
Paid Leave As McTurtle.......🐢
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