DouglasBaldwin
@douglasbaldwin.bsky.social
God called me.
It was an assdial.
It was an assdial.
Pinned
I solemnly promise not to masturbate in my office.
I want his sack to be yea big and jigglin’
May 14, 2026 at 4:49 PM
I want his sack to be yea big and jigglin’
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Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end.
Speak your truth, fight and believe.
Speak your truth, fight and believe.
May 14, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end.
Speak your truth, fight and believe.
Speak your truth, fight and believe.
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Yes Bowman, we do not take you or your eyeliner seriously.
May 14, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Yes Bowman, we do not take you or your eyeliner seriously.
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If you only watch one thing on sm today, let it be this!
Do not give up hope.
"Fight and believe"
Do not give up hope.
"Fight and believe"
Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end.
Speak your truth, fight and believe.
Speak your truth, fight and believe.
May 14, 2026 at 10:04 AM
If you only watch one thing on sm today, let it be this!
Do not give up hope.
"Fight and believe"
Do not give up hope.
"Fight and believe"
Here’s Billy Paul belching out the old standard
“Me and alky Jones … we got a thing going own.”
“Me and alky Jones … we got a thing going own.”
May 13, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Here’s Billy Paul belching out the old standard
“Me and alky Jones … we got a thing going own.”
“Me and alky Jones … we got a thing going own.”
Cyber Trucks
Paintball
Paintball
May 13, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Cyber Trucks
Paintball
Paintball
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Fetterman and Maher were nyucking it up over how funny it was to say "Quiet Piggy" to female reporters who ask about him raping children at Epstein's?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Also, FUCK BILL MAHER. If you're still going on his show, you're part of the problem, as well.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Also, FUCK BILL MAHER. If you're still going on his show, you're part of the problem, as well.
May 13, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Fetterman and Maher were nyucking it up over how funny it was to say "Quiet Piggy" to female reporters who ask about him raping children at Epstein's?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Also, FUCK BILL MAHER. If you're still going on his show, you're part of the problem, as well.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Also, FUCK BILL MAHER. If you're still going on his show, you're part of the problem, as well.
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I’m quite enjoying no-fucks-given Senator Tina Smith.
May 12, 2026 at 7:04 PM
I’m quite enjoying no-fucks-given Senator Tina Smith.
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When we took office, NYC had a $12B deficit. Today it’s zero.
And we didn’t close that gap on the backs of working people. We closed it while funding parks, libraries, safer streets, & public housing.
Call it Pothole Politics or Democratic Socialism: We are government that delivers for the people.
And we didn’t close that gap on the backs of working people. We closed it while funding parks, libraries, safer streets, & public housing.
Call it Pothole Politics or Democratic Socialism: We are government that delivers for the people.
May 12, 2026 at 5:54 PM
When we took office, NYC had a $12B deficit. Today it’s zero.
And we didn’t close that gap on the backs of working people. We closed it while funding parks, libraries, safer streets, & public housing.
Call it Pothole Politics or Democratic Socialism: We are government that delivers for the people.
And we didn’t close that gap on the backs of working people. We closed it while funding parks, libraries, safer streets, & public housing.
Call it Pothole Politics or Democratic Socialism: We are government that delivers for the people.
Alan (who me) Dishoshitz
tries the antisemitism angle.
That kind of lost its effectiveness what with Bibi’s slaughter of innocent children.
tries the antisemitism angle.
That kind of lost its effectiveness what with Bibi’s slaughter of innocent children.
May 13, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Alan (who me) Dishoshitz
tries the antisemitism angle.
That kind of lost its effectiveness what with Bibi’s slaughter of innocent children.
tries the antisemitism angle.
That kind of lost its effectiveness what with Bibi’s slaughter of innocent children.
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They are now seizing people’s homes in Georgia via eminent domain to build power lines for a $17 billion data center.🤬🤬🤬
It is time for all of us to come together to stop these mass surveillance centers.
It is the fight that will determine whether humanity has a future at all.
It is time for all of us to come together to stop these mass surveillance centers.
It is the fight that will determine whether humanity has a future at all.
May 13, 2026 at 1:38 AM
They are now seizing people’s homes in Georgia via eminent domain to build power lines for a $17 billion data center.🤬🤬🤬
It is time for all of us to come together to stop these mass surveillance centers.
It is the fight that will determine whether humanity has a future at all.
It is time for all of us to come together to stop these mass surveillance centers.
It is the fight that will determine whether humanity has a future at all.
Actually if you cross your legs when you swim in shit
you still don’t get away clean.
you still don’t get away clean.
May 12, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Actually if you cross your legs when you swim in shit
you still don’t get away clean.
you still don’t get away clean.
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This one is a bit more accurate
May 12, 2026 at 2:20 PM
This one is a bit more accurate
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@cmr2.bsky.social who knew that @thekevina.bsky.social was all you can eat?
May 12, 2026 at 2:08 PM
@cmr2.bsky.social who knew that @thekevina.bsky.social was all you can eat?
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🙏
May 12, 2026 at 1:46 PM
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