DouglasBaldwin
@douglasbaldwin.bsky.social
God called me.
It was an assdial.
It was an assdial.
I want his sack to be yea big and jigglin’
May 14, 2026 at 4:49 PM
I want his sack to be yea big and jigglin’
They hung Mussolini from a meathook.
May 14, 2026 at 1:28 PM
They hung Mussolini from a meathook.
Yes Bowman, we do not take you or your eyeliner seriously.
May 14, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Yes Bowman, we do not take you or your eyeliner seriously.
Here’s Billy Paul belching out the old standard
“Me and alky Jones … we got a thing going own.”
“Me and alky Jones … we got a thing going own.”
May 13, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Here’s Billy Paul belching out the old standard
“Me and alky Jones … we got a thing going own.”
“Me and alky Jones … we got a thing going own.”
Cyber Trucks
Paintball
Paintball
May 13, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Cyber Trucks
Paintball
Paintball
Free horse near the dangerous Colorado border.
Please party sensibly,
Please party sensibly,
May 13, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Free horse near the dangerous Colorado border.
Please party sensibly,
Please party sensibly,
Alan (who me) Dishoshitz
tries the antisemitism angle.
That kind of lost its effectiveness what with Bibi’s slaughter of innocent children.
tries the antisemitism angle.
That kind of lost its effectiveness what with Bibi’s slaughter of innocent children.
May 13, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Alan (who me) Dishoshitz
tries the antisemitism angle.
That kind of lost its effectiveness what with Bibi’s slaughter of innocent children.
tries the antisemitism angle.
That kind of lost its effectiveness what with Bibi’s slaughter of innocent children.
Actually if you cross your legs when you swim in shit
you still don’t get away clean.
you still don’t get away clean.
May 12, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Actually if you cross your legs when you swim in shit
you still don’t get away clean.
you still don’t get away clean.
We used to yodel jizz
Now look.
Now look.
May 11, 2026 at 6:11 PM
We used to yodel jizz
Now look.
Now look.
Do you see any ballroom?
May 11, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Do you see any ballroom?
Vlad saves nuts in his cheeks in case the supply chain gets Zelenskied.
May 11, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Vlad saves nuts in his cheeks in case the supply chain gets Zelenskied.
Little boy little hand
May 10, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Little boy little hand
Keep it movin’
Keep it movin’
Nothing to see here
Free beer in the paddy wagon!
Keep it movin’
Nothing to see here
Free beer in the paddy wagon!
May 10, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Keep it movin’
Keep it movin’
Nothing to see here
Free beer in the paddy wagon!
Keep it movin’
Nothing to see here
Free beer in the paddy wagon!
Yes
Yes this is Elvis
Before the abduction
Yes this is Elvis
Before the abduction
May 10, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Yes
Yes this is Elvis
Before the abduction
Yes this is Elvis
Before the abduction
(Hanging) Chad Bianco
No tie.
No Brain.
Appropriated jacket from pimp.
Seek help Chad.
No tie.
No Brain.
Appropriated jacket from pimp.
Seek help Chad.
May 9, 2026 at 12:43 PM
(Hanging) Chad Bianco
No tie.
No Brain.
Appropriated jacket from pimp.
Seek help Chad.
No tie.
No Brain.
Appropriated jacket from pimp.
Seek help Chad.
I’m on my break from a hardware store.
Today they told me my MRI shows moderate progressive degeneration of the frontal lobes.
Finally.
Here’s a little poem I wrote a while back.
Today they told me my MRI shows moderate progressive degeneration of the frontal lobes.
Finally.
Here’s a little poem I wrote a while back.
May 7, 2026 at 5:47 PM
I’m on my break from a hardware store.
Today they told me my MRI shows moderate progressive degeneration of the frontal lobes.
Finally.
Here’s a little poem I wrote a while back.
Today they told me my MRI shows moderate progressive degeneration of the frontal lobes.
Finally.
Here’s a little poem I wrote a while back.