Chris Thompson
@drchristhompson.bsky.social
Socialist game developer in Los Angeles. Flipper of tables and crafter of artful profanity. Viewpoints are my own. Punctuation atrocious by design; hyphens and em dashes are used interchangeably, and semicolons are just commas with jaunty hats. No regerts.
"Weezer sucks without Matt Sharpe."
Wrong answers only. My bet:
thanks for all the fish.
thanks for all the fish.
October 7, 2026 at 5:09 PM
"Weezer sucks without Matt Sharpe."
Just caught an attack ad against @nithyaforthecity.bsky.social saying she "didn't show up" for a bunch of council votes. Coming from a mayor who's under fire for not even being in the country during the fires, that's some Trumpian-level hypocrisy.
October 7, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Just caught an attack ad against @nithyaforthecity.bsky.social saying she "didn't show up" for a bunch of council votes. Coming from a mayor who's under fire for not even being in the country during the fires, that's some Trumpian-level hypocrisy.
So here's the thing about the kind of narcissist Trump is: if he's saying "Iran" could do this, it means he's thinking about doing it himself. And, like an animal in a trap, he's getting more and more panicked and desperate as November 3rd approaches. He is just sick enough to try.
Not my president. Clearly, not a president for all Americans.
“Let them (Iran) take out Los Angeles. Let them take out San Diego.”
Then Trump called it a “small price to pay.”
Millions of us dead. And his audience laughed.
Reporting from my local news…
“Let them (Iran) take out Los Angeles. Let them take out San Diego.”
Then Trump called it a “small price to pay.”
Millions of us dead. And his audience laughed.
Reporting from my local news…
October 6, 2026 at 2:27 PM
So here's the thing about the kind of narcissist Trump is: if he's saying "Iran" could do this, it means he's thinking about doing it himself. And, like an animal in a trap, he's getting more and more panicked and desperate as November 3rd approaches. He is just sick enough to try.
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Turns out every accusation is a confession. Anyway vote Nithya 2026 for a mayor who doesn’t do petty bullshit like this
October 2, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Turns out every accusation is a confession. Anyway vote Nithya 2026 for a mayor who doesn’t do petty bullshit like this
Genuinely disappointed that I didn't find out about this affront to God and man alike until it was recalled.
"Mars Inc. is pulling its Pop-Tarts and BuzzBallz collaboration just a month into its rollout over concerns that the product could appeal to underage drinkers."
Pop-Tarts Ends BuzzBallz Partnership on Underage Drinking Fears
Mars Inc. is pulling its Pop-Tarts and BuzzBallz collaboration just a month into its rollout over concerns that the product could appeal to underage drinkers.
www.bloomberg.com
September 29, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Genuinely disappointed that I didn't find out about this affront to God and man alike until it was recalled.
I haven't heard the Texas song, but before some Rolling Stone hack calls me a hipster or a poser or whatever, I can assure you my disdain for the musical sub-genre of "White People Glorifying Former Slave States" is well documented.
TLDR: Fuck "Sweet Home Alabama".
TLDR: Fuck "Sweet Home Alabama".
September 27, 2026 at 4:00 PM
I haven't heard the Texas song, but before some Rolling Stone hack calls me a hipster or a poser or whatever, I can assure you my disdain for the musical sub-genre of "White People Glorifying Former Slave States" is well documented.
TLDR: Fuck "Sweet Home Alabama".
TLDR: Fuck "Sweet Home Alabama".
What's your "origin" video game?
Most gamers have a lot of favorite games, sure, but there's always one that basically 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴 you.
I'm talking about the game that flipped that little switch in your brain and made into a life-long gamer.
So, which game is 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨?
🧵
Most gamers have a lot of favorite games, sure, but there's always one that basically 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴 you.
I'm talking about the game that flipped that little switch in your brain and made into a life-long gamer.
So, which game is 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨?
🧵
September 22, 2026 at 8:08 PM
What's your "origin" video game?
Most gamers have a lot of favorite games, sure, but there's always one that basically 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴 you.
I'm talking about the game that flipped that little switch in your brain and made into a life-long gamer.
So, which game is 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨?
🧵
Most gamers have a lot of favorite games, sure, but there's always one that basically 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴 you.
I'm talking about the game that flipped that little switch in your brain and made into a life-long gamer.
So, which game is 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨?
🧵
Jesus Christ, I didn't think I could hate Gavin Newsom more than I already did.
September 21, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Jesus Christ, I didn't think I could hate Gavin Newsom more than I already did.
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Trump Claims He Was Falling Man https://theonion.com/trump-claims-he-was-falling-man/
September 10, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Trump Claims He Was Falling Man https://theonion.com/trump-claims-he-was-falling-man/
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eu, quando estou numa orgia,
September 9, 2026 at 10:01 PM
eu, quando estou numa orgia,
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I swear it's like you people don't understand genetics... In the same way that the child of an elite athlete will likely grow up to be an athlete, the child of a billionaire is likely to grow up stealing shit from others to increase their already astronomical net worth
September 3, 2026 at 10:52 PM
I swear it's like you people don't understand genetics... In the same way that the child of an elite athlete will likely grow up to be an athlete, the child of a billionaire is likely to grow up stealing shit from others to increase their already astronomical net worth
If this is true, can we FOIA all their slop prompts across the entire administration? Preferably before 2028?
As he posted this in his official capacity, the prompt used to create this photo is subject to FOIA
September 4, 2026 at 1:57 AM
If this is true, can we FOIA all their slop prompts across the entire administration? Preferably before 2028?
@moreperfectunion.bsky.social is out there doing work that we should all be paying attention to.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmHh...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmHh...
Why Gen Z Hates AI But Uses It The Most (ft. Bernie Sanders)
YouTube video by More Perfect Union
www.youtube.com
August 31, 2026 at 9:42 PM
@moreperfectunion.bsky.social is out there doing work that we should all be paying attention to.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmHh...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmHh...
Dumped loser wins his girlfriend back by taking her to a pub.
Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title:
A chief technology officer is worried about keeping his spreadsheets private.
A chief technology officer is worried about keeping his spreadsheets private.
August 29, 2026 at 5:49 AM
Dumped loser wins his girlfriend back by taking her to a pub.
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The craziest thing about Lake America is that they still haven't released the epstein files.
August 29, 2026 at 3:42 AM
The craziest thing about Lake America is that they still haven't released the epstein files.
$2600 to fix my car's A/C, $1200 in co-pays/lab work to determine "We don't know why you're in constant abdominal pain, try eating more fiber and losing 20 lbs", and now the $600 laptop I just bought in APRIL is dead. No warranty, because I bought from "Amazon" instead of AMAZON.
I hate this place.
I hate this place.
August 22, 2026 at 10:33 AM
$2600 to fix my car's A/C, $1200 in co-pays/lab work to determine "We don't know why you're in constant abdominal pain, try eating more fiber and losing 20 lbs", and now the $600 laptop I just bought in APRIL is dead. No warranty, because I bought from "Amazon" instead of AMAZON.
I hate this place.
I hate this place.
Don't forget: he wasn't a billionaire in 2016. He may not have even had more than $100M. That's why he wouldn't release his tax returns: he was broke. His brand was in decline, which is why he was trying so hard to get a new show at NBC. He was desperate.
Donald Trump’s economy is working exactly as intended.
For Donald Trump.
For Donald Trump.
August 16, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Don't forget: he wasn't a billionaire in 2016. He may not have even had more than $100M. That's why he wouldn't release his tax returns: he was broke. His brand was in decline, which is why he was trying so hard to get a new show at NBC. He was desperate.
We need to call a moratorium on the phrase "let that sink in". It does nothing to strengthen your point, it just makes you sound like a condescending prick.
August 12, 2026 at 1:21 AM
We need to call a moratorium on the phrase "let that sink in". It does nothing to strengthen your point, it just makes you sound like a condescending prick.
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Punishing Nithya Raman for running for against Karen Bass is ridiculous. Vote for @nithyaforthecity.bsky.social for Mayor in the November election to help make LA a better place to live.
August 11, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Punishing Nithya Raman for running for against Karen Bass is ridiculous. Vote for @nithyaforthecity.bsky.social for Mayor in the November election to help make LA a better place to live.
I mean, we all address the liberal bubble anytime we post on here, don't we?
August 3, 2026 at 10:04 PM
I mean, we all address the liberal bubble anytime we post on here, don't we?
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"What have I got in my pocket?" is not a riddle. Bilbo lost the game and Gollum was well within his rights to kill and eat him.
Gollum Waiting Intently
ALT: Gollum Waiting Intently
static.klipy.com
August 1, 2026 at 2:45 AM
"What have I got in my pocket?" is not a riddle. Bilbo lost the game and Gollum was well within his rights to kill and eat him.
I truly cannot imagine Schumer reacting this way if Bernie Sanders threatened to leave. The Dems are only a "Big Tent" for right-wingers; they wouldn't piss on the Left if we were on fire.
thehill.com/homenews/sen...
thehill.com/homenews/sen...
Schumer urges Fetterman not to leave Senate Democratic caucus
Senate Democratic Leader Chuck Schumer (N.Y.) on Wednesday urged Sen. John Fetterman (D-Pa.) to stay in the Senate Democratic Conference and praised him as a “very good” member of Congress, despite…
thehill.com
July 31, 2026 at 12:17 AM
I truly cannot imagine Schumer reacting this way if Bernie Sanders threatened to leave. The Dems are only a "Big Tent" for right-wingers; they wouldn't piss on the Left if we were on fire.
thehill.com/homenews/sen...
thehill.com/homenews/sen...